Coworkers start talking about tabletop

>coworkers start talking about tabletop

>coworkers start talking about ERP

>shit posters start using the same format across boards

>coworkers reveal themselves to actually be strangers roleplaying as my coworkers

>they're talking about 4e D&D

>One of your Coworkers says "Dungeons and Dragons is the tool of the devil".

>Talk to coworker about tabletop
>He's a 3.5 fag
>Hasn't played anything else
>Refuses to play anything but 3.5 or admit that it's flaws are horrid
>Regurgitates same "points" about 4e and 5e that have been used for years

>he doesn't understand caster supremacy
>when it is explained to him, he denies it exists

Heaven forbid you socialise with people

sauce?

>players start talking about work

>characters start talking about work

>players start talking about characters

Characters start playin' 'bout work.

Her face.

Work starts playing characters.

Pretty sure this is some kind of surrealist tabletop-based sitcom.

You joke but one of my co-workers once explained to me the concept of futanari.

>Work play starts characters

>characters in the game start talking about the players at the table

> friend uses the word waifu unironically
help me

>table starts playing talking characters

>Work

Player characters start tabling work

>Understand Caster Supremacy
>Still enjoy 3.5 because i like really high fantasy

I don't know why i just don't like low power games like 5e.

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>He tries to pretend that Monk is a good class and one of the best classes in the game.
>Tries to tell you about his tank monk build that has 16 AC at Level 4.