>Dungeons and Dagons Dungeons and Dragons with Lovecraftian pantheon, every caster in the system is stark raving mad and fellating an Elder God for his powers.
>Shadowfun A system about a team of mercs spreading fun in a world, where fun was forbidden by the corporations. You have to perform the acts of terrorism against the state, such as instant parties, dressing up as clowns and pulling pranks on unwitting people.
>Word of Darkness The game's plot centers around the alternative version of Bible, which describes what came before the world created by the God - the Darkness. The game's characters are creatures and monsters created by this primordial Darkness who are simply trying to survive being actively rejected by the world itself.
Adam Hernandez
>Male the Awakening It's /pol/ in book form.
>Ass Magica Gay furries having sex.
Brody Parker
>Ass Magica >Gay furries having sex. Please, that's obviously gay wizards having sex.
For gay furries, you're wanting Bone Wolf.
Juan Campbell
>World of Dankness Pretty much just Mage only everyone plays a Virtual Adept with Memes as a focus. Pic related
Gabriel Butler
>Shadowrub >Forgotten Reams >Planalscape >Dark Sub
The jokes write themselves.
Connor Hall
>Pathbinder A system about long term predictions and planning, being godly characters who grow in power by weaving the paths of unrelated minions to work towards a single goal over time. Like you need to destroy another god, but the only chance will be in 500 years when his cult tries to summon him so what you do is set in motion a chain of events that leads to adventurers infiltrating the cult and stopping it, killing him.
>Cthulhu Mech Lovecraftian mech fighting. The lich equivalents are elder gods in mechs wearing power armor.
Nathan Price
>NATAL Let's just say it's like FATAL, but with babies and/or pregnant women.
>Ironlaw Judge Dredd set in a surprisingly thought-out, Zootopia-like megacity.
>Lamentations of the Lame Princess Needs no explanation.
>MYFROG As an amphibian barbarian, you must defend your "civilization" against the racially stereotyped newts, axolotls, and toads who wish to conquer your lands.
Liam Richardson
>Call if Cthulhu A game in which you need to call 911 if you see Cthulhu
Chase Gonzalez
>GORPS >Generic Omniscient Role Playing System
>In communist GORPS, the Game play YOU!
Jacob Walker
Not gonna lie, these all sound interesting. Ironlaw is the only one I'd want to play. The players are Miskatonic University's Elder God Response Team, tasked with sending them back to the holes which they came from. Ghostbusters but with shoggoths.
Ian Bell
> Stats Without Number
A system using entirely blank character sheets
> Patfinder
The goal of the game is to find Pat, who owes you money.
Nathaniel Hall
>Poke it's like a game of tag but you have to poke others
>Checkems whoever gets most gets in a period of time wins
Carson Thompson
>Patchfinder It's just the Paizo Development Team, attempting to balance the game without every fully rebuilding it.
Charles Brown
Pic related
Hudson Parker
Real talk though: The fuck do they have against fighters? Its cool they made an archetype that basically makes them a caster, but considering they thought Lore Warden was broken I'm expecting them to remove that one's proficiencies or some shit. Ditto for the eldritch guardian, I know he's on the chopping block.
Jaxon Moore
401K
Ian Martin
They had Sean K Reynalds on the original dev team, and he hated martial classes because they reminded him of the jock that stole his lunch money and called him a nerd in highschool.
Oliver Hernandez
> Carhammer
A game about working in a junkyard smashing up old cars for scrap
Henry Ward
Suppose he's good friend with the guy who thought weapon cords were unrealistic because he couldn't catch his mouse in his hand. Holy shit I actually really want to play this. I love junker type stuff
Julian Barnes
Didn't he reverse that opinion once he left the team?
John James
>Cyberdunk 2020 A dark future where everybody makes themselves more inhuman to slam better.
>Atomic Hobo RPG You're a bunch of nuclear-powered homeless people saving the world through street smarts.
>REIN Keep tight control of that company or it'll go off the rails.
>Trike Legion Supersoldiers on technologically advanced tricycles save the galaxy.
>Burning Heel Gotta go fast
Bentley Harris
> Block Crusade
A medieval era historical war game in which all units are made of legos.
Jose Clark
could be a judge dredd game
Justin Moore
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Eli Howard
>Runtquest A party of manlets' journey to become fuckign huge
William Gonzalez
underrated
Parker Watson
"Shadowfun" sounds like WoD, but people just trying to enjoy themselves despite how shitty the world is.
Ryan James
megablocks
Thomas Ward
>A game where you play as the experienced governmental response team to weird and eldritch shit instead of some random Bobby Joe Bob that goes insane the moment light starts bending weird ways.
I'd play the shit out that.
Robert Gutierrez
4f- try to fuck your character up enough to not get drafted into WWII
Manic the Gathering- assemble the most faunting set of neuroses you can, then pit them against your friends. collect them, trade them, and win.
Mauifaux- position your miniatures to convey the most compelling luau.
B/mX- fight against desperate odds to get your metal steeds to the Korn/ ICP concert
Tunnels and Tolls- try to make your way through the Baltimore Inner Harbor Tunnel on a drunken Friday night
Eli Rogers
Avalon Chill- set up a wargame, then smoke a bowl, chat about the scenario, and forget to play
Dylan White
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Aaron Carter
>Only Warm Bring blankets and stoves to distant, freezing planets in the cold space.
Zachary Reed
>Pathflinder A game of tracking down gnolls in hopes of claiming a place of dominance within their tribe.
Jason Rogers
Wholesome and cute. Would play with grandma/10
Jayden Barnes
Deathbatch >players are bakers in the 40k universe that try to appease a tyrant planetary governor who kills bakers for slight errors in their cooking.
Evan Watson
Space sulk
Hello ships AI is having a tantrum. You control a team of hardened marines who attempt to bring it a plate of cookies to try to calm it down.
Brody Rivera
I like this
Owen Campbell
>World of Barkness Like that one mini RPG someone wrote where the players control housecats protecting their owners from mini Cthulhus, except it's dogs protecting their owners by barking at and scaring away various WW horror mainstays.
Easton Lewis
>Legend of five kings Political fantasy where players act as emisariess of five elemental kings
>Rouge Trader Extreme FABULOUS trading in space, now with extra fops.
>Age the Ascension The more grandpa you are, the more powers you gain.
Oliver Davis
So number 2 is space dandy meets kill la kill
Noah Perez
>ATE Half of your players didn't show up, but you made all of this food for the game.
>Kingdom Death Munster Players are Westphalian Anabaptists trying to set up a democracy in the early 16th century.
Josiah Bennett
If only you were in Portsmouth.
Parker Campbell
>Bull State Are you a manly enough bullfighter to take on the ruling bull elite and live?
>Spyraft Cold War spy game set in a micronesian island chain that's split between USA and CCCP interests
>Time Lizards Same as Time Wizards only this time it's time-traveling dinosaurs trying to prevent extinction events
>Edge of the Umpire Galactic stability rests on a small guerilla team taking on the galactic champions in the GBBT, Galatic BaseBall Tournament, at any cost. Are you sneaky, underhanded and lucky enough to steal a base when the Umpire isn't looking?
Caleb Perez
>Barhammer 40 000 Control a drinking hole demolition crew in a dark scifi setting.
Benjamin Nelson
That's pretty much the Laundry Files.
Nathaniel Perry
Is Lamentations of the Flame Princess a Katawa Shojo fantasy rpg?
>STAKER Roadside Picnic with vampires.
>Chronicles of the Drying Earth An Inconvenient Truth meets Vancian spellcasting.
Liam Hernandez
>dank heresy the Inquisition: ordos memeticus hunting down heretical memes > shadowrum the worlds sketchiest booze
Isaiah Edwards
>Lamentations of the Flame Princes A game of bizarre adventures in Hell with homoerotic subtext between the Nine Princes.
Grayson Moore
>Via The New Leg Ends It's basically HOL, but written by that guy who wrote VTNL.
Christian King
(OP) >Pindragon Comedy game in historical setting focusing on the hilariously awful mismanagement of the Crusades. Seriously, Innocent III should have just realized after the Sack of Constantinople that nobody was going to listen to him once a Crusade got wound up.
Robert Wood
Cthulhutech is like that already.
Bentley Thompson
Travelled - everyone dies during chargen. The game is played with ghost PCs. The premade starter campaigns are called Jamie Dawson and Kobayashi Maru.
Tyler Phillips
>The goal of the game is to find Pat, who owes you money. Shouldn't be too hard, Pat's basically a munchkin so it'll be easy to chase after him
Austin Cook
>Hunan Occupied Landfill Every culture except for China has left the earth for the stars, just as planned for the glorious Han! Urban sprawl covers the land and sea, and shitty trade deals, cheap copied offplanet stuff, and roving rape gangs fill the streets. Survive and thrive.
>Pithfinder The party is on safari, bringing the light of civilisation to the benighted and monster-infested lands of anywhere-that's-not-the-Royal-Republic-of-Absalom, ruled by the immortal god-king Aroden. Take up the Aztlant Burden and get some dragon heads mounted.
>Settlers of Satan Subjugate the apocalypse-torn earth with your demoniac hordes, squabble with your rivals, and hope your success will bring mercy from your dark master.
Parker Foster
Actually SKR ha nothing to do with balancing for the most part, he just hated the idea of monks, and was the Fall Guy for the PR.
Its Jason Buhlman who's responsible for shitty fighters. Plus it was also him who was behind the infimous Weapon Cord FAQ
The sad thing is said Caster-Fighter is still just a shittier version of the Bloodrager
Kevin Wright
>Barbarians of Lemurida >A sword and sorcery game wherthe only racial option are different species of Lemurs >Zoboomafoo is the setting's major god
Jason Smith
>Numenero a postapocalyptic roman empire which has just burned to the ground. Players hunt Christians down while calling down miracles from the god emperor by killing their wives
>Magic Thy Gathering Identical the MtG but all rules text is written in apocryphal Olde English
>Dadlands Cowboys stuggle in the weird west to raise their sons to be upstanding gentlemen
>Dons in the Vineyard Enforcers of the mafia travel from town to town ensuring that protection money gets paid. Plays like DitV except all social rolls are replaced with violence rolls and vice versa holy shit that nostalgia
Caleb Morris
>Mooseguard >Settlers of C'tan >Goldbound
Jose Roberts
A whole game made out of the Street Fighter bonus level
Charles Scott
>Stag Wars: Destiny
Each player is in charge of a group of guys on bachelor party night trying to book the hottest stripper in town, Destiny.
Oliver Edwards
>>Settlers of Satan Bueno.
>Arduous Grimoire >Game about carrying heavy magic where encumbrance is 6 different stats
>Salad of the Laser Whales >1980s Tokyo Cuisine simulator
>RAFTS(tm)(c) >Megadamage rafting experience
>Interface Hero >Roleplay developers for shitty flash games
>Symba Roam >Explore the serengeti as a lion pack
>Unknown Warmies >Heart-warming family adventurers
William Williams
>that smugfuck in the hat I've never wanted to stab a piece of art as much as I have now Also reminds me of a shitty shitposter who kept avatarfagging with it. Holy fuck I wanna garrote that fag
Bentley Williams
uh, word of darkness doesnt seem too bad
Camden Campbell
>Brisk a strategy game where players compete to build a beverage company
Camden Sullivan
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Josiah Barnes
alternatively >risk with no Australia
Robert Reyes
>Manopoly when women pass Go, they only collect $154
Angel Ross
>pathhinder It's almost like the game doesn't want to be played!
Kayden Ramirez
>MAD&D >Mad and Fucked, the fun game of modern politics.
Chase Baker
>Bathfinder An assorted group of adventurers attempt to locate a suitable bathtub to wash away the mess of their trade. No martials allowed. Alternatively, Bathfinder :DDDDDDD
James Williams
Alternative >MAD&D - Mutually Assured Destruction and Dragons, a game of geopolitics in the sixth world
Jayden Taylor
>The Dank Eye Basicly The Dark Eye, but in this world every fight ist fought by making stupid jokes about your opponnent.
Brandon Cruz
>but in this world every fight ist fought by making stupid jokes about your opponnent. So, Monkey Island?
Christian Richardson
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
Robert Rivera
>World of Larkness In a world where everything is run by strong AI and dominated by social media, the players try to gain advantage by delivering the sickest burns against their enemies with the end goal of becoming memetic gods. From small things like traffick lights always being green for you, to having weather control system give you just what you want, to having a harem of adoring fans willing to alter their bodies and minds to your preferences, to mansions, enhancements and eventual upload to the Internet of Things itself, it can all be yours if you're just memetic enough.
But beware! The elder gods won't give you a place amongst themselves for free. You have to truly be the smartest of asses to earn it.
Benjamin Martin
>Word of Darkness Sounds like we got the name for Public Enemy's next album.
Alexander Gray
Warhammer 420K In the green darkness of the 421st millenium, there is only weed. After all the xenos have and daemons and chaos gods are purged, only thing left to do is to enjoy the end of the universe as it succumbs to entropy.
Oliver Gonzalez
Rail of Cthulhu - Set in the great American rail wars only each of the factions is trying to harness the suffering of the workers to build tracks in eldritch unknowable symbols.
Spyraft - You play a group of spies from different countries who have all got stranded on a desert island with the vital intel. Work with the other to survive but look for your chance to screw them over and escape the island alone.
Cyberpink 2020 - It is the neon drenched future but for some reason everything is a shockingly awful shade of pink. Earn cash and standing in gangs so you can earn the eye mods that make life vaguely bearable.
Salvage Worlds - You play a bunch of salvage workers trying to salvage a sunken ship for a museum while a standard player party style group of assholes try to nick it from you.
The Nark Eye - Try to work out which member of your druidic circle of weed dealers is an undercover knight.
John Adams
Isn't that Delta Green?
Elijah Roberts
Elder gods are already big so an elder gods mech would be fucking massive.
Jaxon Gomez
Cattletech.
Use mechs and tanks to herd your cattle through the wilds of alien worlds. Fend off Megafauna with autocannons and pulse lasers...
Henry Butler
>Is Lamentations of the Flame Princess a Katawa Shojo fantasy rpg? Nah it's the worst aspects of osr made by a man with a serious problem with woman. It's true that men get killed just as much as woman in the art but the female deaths are always graphic unlike the males.
Liam Robinson
I don't know how well it would work as a game but would make a fantastic tv show. every episode ends with them solving the problem/beating the bad guy and finishing the delivery.
James Stewart
>Like that one mini RPG someone wrote where the players control housecats protecting their owners from mini Cthulhus Anybody have this.
Liam Russell
I love it.
Justin Jackson
>killing their wives The wives of the players or the wives of the Christians?
Henry Jackson
Only risk I have played is balance of power. Does Australia bog the game down or something?
Angel Sanchez
Nice.
Henry Robinson
No that'd be you playing super high powered multiversal janitors who have to clean up universes lovecraftian problems. Despite dealing with elder gods waking up you still are the lowest in your society, basically the rat catchers of the multiverse.
Adrian Gomez
>Graveller A relatively hard-scifi game about Pokemon in space.
>Apocalypse Word skub
>Nechronic Mostly the same, except you're playing zombie stoners instead of lolis.
>Star Wars MAGA Edition "So what happens is, I said we've just launched 59 TIE bombers heading to Tatooine." [interviewer interrupts to correct him] "Yes, heading toward Yavin."
Alexander Moore
On the classic board both sections of Australia only have 1 connecting route so it's almost guaranteed that the last 15-30 turns are the player who has already conquered the rest of the globe hammering down the player who bunkered up.
Ethan Myers
>Fillout A game about filling out forms
Angel Nelson
saus
Carter Edwards
>Star Wars MAGA Edition >Make Alderaan Great Again
Camden Jenkins
Oh goodie, I can finally use the Agromechs.
Connor Cooper
>d21 System AHA, WITH OUR CUSTOM DICE WE ENSURE BRAND LOYALTY
Alexander Baker
Arg, I meant lame princess there, but I accidentally corrected it after my first attempt at posting got foiled.
Caleb Bennett
>Pungeons and Dragons D&D crossed with competetive punning.
>Magic: the Fathering A card game where you play as a man trying to beget and raise childred with various magical creatures.
>Eclipse Phrase A game of linguistic drift, where you play as a disembodied spirit who tries to promote new phrases that replace the old.
>Dark Here y You play a group of children trying to figure out why the lights went out
>Rogue Grader A game where you take turns playing a rogue and the other player gives you a score. A third player audits the score (checking that it is fair). You get points for scoring well when it is your turn to play the rogue, and points for grading well when it is your turn to play the grader.
>Deathmatch An expansion pack for Deathwatch designed for PvP competetive play
>Cheass A game where you play a cheapass, trying to get things cheaply.
Kayden Torres
>Everyone vs John Probably no different than Everyone is John
>BEST You play a group of savants on a weird game show attempting to be the BEST
>Ronclaw Splatbook with Parks and Recreation references, modules, statblocks and silly artwork of Ron Swanson with a power claw killing bitches
>Necromuda Assemble a team of JoJo characters and have them fight off against another team of JoJos
>HATE In a world where rage burns forests or poisons oceans, remove all that maddens you.
