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I am sorry OP but you are clearly wrong

As people were talking about it last thread.

Why put the previous thread link above the pastebin link? Because that's how it had been for ages upon ages, and others are presumably not bound by the same contrivance that makes it annoying for you.

Would prople play a CYOA where you make a husbando but your husbando is an ancient warrior soul trapped in a weapon?

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What kind of weapon are we talking about?

that's a double no and I'm afraid it won't turn into a plus in this case

This. Fuck you OP, you're a little bitch.

This cyoa gives too many points but frankly a lot of choices feel basically mandatory. Feels more like this is description of someone's dream mansion with points tacked on afterwards than any thought given about choices.

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I've been waiting to make a build for Pokemon Personified because the author is remaking it, is there a timeframe for when the new version is supposed to come out?

A weapon matching the warriors time period. Also, by husbando I more mean wise companion and mentor on your quest.

This was a while ago, but can someone post all the environment pictured in the first page of this?

2033

Eventually/When it's done. Hopefully he'll proofread the text more than once.

That is what i assumed anyways i always had a thing for living weapons so i would play it

Before or after Artyom is supposed to kill the Dark Ones?

But we'll all be trapped in the metro by then.

After

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muh black fellas

no bully, this thread is pro-copypaste, pro-trap, no-loli, no-bully zone

I apparently didn't save the newest version of the dlc. Does anybody have it?

Airi > Makoto > Hinako > Fumi > Nurselady > Io

What about loli(shota???) traps?

I think i got it is this one?

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Railgun is quite cheap and appears to ignore armor, what's the purpose of medium and heavy armor?

It probably drains the batteries pretty fast or it might be an overstatement or chances are the gun is pretty hard to get and your common grunt might not carry one of those but if you go and get a heavy armor i can't see any reason for not buying a energy shield

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>Beach Side Town
>Loft Apartment -30 (Bedroom, Bathroom, >Kitchen, Basic Appliances, Dining Space, >Living Rooom, Balcony + 1 extra room)
>Addons: Really Great Wifi, Parking spot -10
>Extra Room: Game room -10
>Style(s): Modern -20
>Service: none
>Comfy Perks: Fabulous Fabric, Security -10
>Game Changers: Partner -20

So I've finished the outline for my first cyoa and am only now actually considering posting it when it's finished, but this got me thinking about author names.

Do I give myself a name or just wait until the thread gives me one?
How do I make one that doesn't make me sound like a faggot?
Should I even bother having one?

I'm making this for you guys so I want to hear your opinions, what do you think?

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You wait for me to grant you one, since it's one of my official duties.

I name you Flattened Asshole Pancake user. Also called FAPanon.

Don't give yourself a name.

You should only take a name if your content is popular and people could drown out your comments or imitate you.
However, it's okay to just sign your cyoas, just in case.

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> Flattened Asshole Pancake user
No, no,
Flattened Asshole Pancake Masochistic Annoying Nigger.
FAPMAN, for short.

Give yourself a name or don't as long you don't abuse it i don't care

Of course, how rude of me. I should have observed the sacred traditions of /cyoag/.
I guess my name is FAPanon now. Forever.

Now that your name is chosen you must do the required paperwork to legally change your name to FAPanon

Yeah, that's the newest one.

Put an identifier on your CYOAs, usually one that is subtle like Beri's B. Or do what feathersnake did and have a signature choice (his being Take Off Your Mask).

Otherwise just wait for the thread to give you one.

While I think this may be misleading, as I don't plan on making any lewd ones, I guess the bureaucracy has spoken.

God damn you haven't even posted your fist CYOA yet, and you're already shitting up the thread. Please put on a tripcode (I think TURBOFAGGOT would be an appropriate name for you), so I can filter your posts.

Don't have a name. The fewer attention whores the better.
Start using one and you'll start getting full of yourself.

POST POST POST

Yup no way I'm going to regret posting here.

But here's a cyoa to keep things going.

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If you have a favorite waifu in your own cyoa you're a fag and your cyoa is shit. Real authors love their girls equally.

Play nice or I will touch all of your butts

Real authors pick their favorite waifu from secret CYOAs that they don't post on the internet.

Poor waifus get neglected by their authors every single day help now and adopt a waifu

I'm in love with this cyoa, by god.
>Ifrit
>Rebellious Princess
Personality
>Dominant
>excited
>happy to be here
Now I have an somewhat arrogant genie with a regal attitude who enjoys teasing me and telling me what to do and doesn't want things to change. Muh dick
Body
>Amazon
and >Overkill
She's my dream woman now, jesus fuck
Accessories
>High heels
I'll polish them for her with my own fucking tongue
>flexible
For obvious reasons
>belly gem
perfect centerpiece for her chiseled abs
or
>collar and leash
just to show her that I'm her master every one and then
Outfits
>glorified jewellery
for when we're alone, gonna go great with the heels.
>modest
Parents might drop in once in a while, wouldn't hurt to show them a good traditional girl. Also great for roleplay
>Variable
>businesswoman
One of my biggest fetish, my god
Mundane skills
>housewife
Great place for the Jewelerry outfit
>businesswoman
>courtesan
>entertainer
>ruler
>professor
Now I have a waifu who's my ideal woman and can help me earn money as quickly as possible.
Vessel exterior
>ring
Discreet and I want to have a psychic link with her
Vessel interior
>pocket dimension
Powerlevel
>domestic goddess
Perks
>loving heart
>lusty soul
pitfalls
Gold digger
With her business acumen, ability to teach and love for me, I know I can pull off major profits easily.
Interlopers
>endless inlaws
"How soon are you getting married?"
"As soon as she wants, or right fucking now."
Get married in the pocket realm, inlaws stay there, and get married in real life when I become stable.
Life goals
>Companionship
or if that gets old,
>adventure

God, I wish these were real

holy shit, this is nice
>Griffon
>Heavy cavalry
>Stablemaster
>The emissary
I want my elven waifu

>Dragon
>Heavy Cavalry
>Andrea
>The Black Knight

Since I keep making these threads, maybe I should pick a name too so that people know that they can expect a quality thread.

Would need a trip too then to prevent counterfeit threads.

Guess I could use an avatar when I make the new thread post to draw everyone's attention to it?

Any suggestions on what I should say when presenting a new thread? "Go hog wild" is ok but someone else is using it too and honestly, it lacks some flair.

Since I'm going to establish myself like this, I think the thread is going to need to be cleaned up a bit. I'm mostly concerned about the sexism and lack of diversity in the waifus, I think we should make concentrated effort to fix this. Not just diversity in skin colors but also body types, religions, sexualities and genders.

Together, we can make /cyog/ great.

Masterful troll there, didn't realize until the diversity bit.

Rethink your choices friend. Your being fucking used by that thot.

Alice

Physical:
Christmas cake (30)
Equal ehight
Athletic
Average breasts
Tight ass
Cute face
Long and straight hair
Bronze skin

Sex drive and romantic attitude:
Sexual predator
Mostly equal

Personality:
Generous
Charismatic
Pervert
Kind-hearted
Idealistic
Cunning
Agressive

Fetishes:
Public sex
Hypnosis
CFNM x2
Lewd roleplay
Rape-play x2
Bondage x2
Territorial

Hobbies:
Running
Hiking
Painting
Writing
Computer

So... i'm playing myself?

She can use me all night long

Alice is a very active woman, and it shows. She's Veeky Forums, focusing mainly on constitution and maintaining her figure, and has a voracious sexual appetite. She loves taking her partner on overnight hiking expeditions, and has enough survival skills to camp comfortably in the great outdoors and find her way back to civilization if dropped in the middle of a forest naked. She also greatly enjoys outdoor sex. Should you be caught, she'll keep going and put on a show.

When not roughing it up, Alice has an equally active imagination. She writes and draws to bring her fantasies to life, and once she's happy with them, plays them out with her partner. These fantasies often involve damsels in distress, rogues getting caught, genies being ravaged by their masters, and other such things. She's a skilled hypnotist, and loves to enhance these sessions with her abilities. She's also a bisexual cuckquean, and, should you agree, will find and involve other women in these fantasies; not only does this enable more varied scenarios, but the jealousy and driveto "recl aim" her territory send her sexuality into overdrive, resulting in raw, animalistic passion.

Alice has an exhibitionist streak, and earns a steady stream of income by filming her activities. She edits the films herself with her computer and uses her paintings as backgrounds. The identities of parties involved are naturally obscured, but you'll be a porn star nonetheless. She might also be amenable to the thought of being taken in front of a live audience. Far beyond a common nudist, Alice loves wearing such outfits as naked approns or nothing but a translucent dress or an oversized sweater.

You've doomed one of the last fragments of human civilization. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Alice is a firm believer in equality of all people and doing the right thing. Quick-fitted and charismatic, she understands what makes people tick and how to get them to listen. She's not afraid of taking risks, either to help others or to get what she wants, trusting herself to think her way out if one exists or bear the consequences if one doesn't, up to and including death. This won't extend to risking other people: as a special case, she won't consider having kids until she's sure the relationship will last, which will take years at least, and if that means her biological clock runs out, so be it. Her main weakness is that her perverted nature can sometimes get the better of her common sense; she's a bit too fast to consider lewd resolutions to conflicts. Real world does not operate on porno logic.

Alice earned her livelihood through college as a prostitute, enjoyed her job, and is not the tiniest bit ashamed of either, nor will she pretend to be. She'll be faithful to her partner unless otherwise agreed, but is more faithful to herself. Her main academic subjects were art and psychology.

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>Minimal Apartment 100

>Really Great Wifi 95
>Fabulous Fabric 90
>Rain Maker 85
>New Friend 80
>Security 75
>Magic PJs 70

>Partner 50
>Up and Away 0

My blimp is essentially a weather machine so long as I am in it. I am sure that we could live of the goodwill of people whose landscapes have been saved from drought or flood. With some clever engineering some solar panels on the balloon to replicate Master of the Inferno and ensure that the Really Great Wifi is put to use. Tech aside, an evening spent bird watching near the roof of the world is the very definition of comfy.

Last defender of mankind abandoning his kin to sate his base lust on filthy knife-ear

I for one welcome our new knife eared overlords

The creator said that she was just gonna stab you and kill you when she gets the info.

Juno
Voluntary
Dominant
Lithe
High Heels are nice but this is completely up to her!
The Traditional outfit is really pretty but what she wears is up to her too. m-maybe the bunny outfit, if she wants.

Skills (5):
Business, Professor, Scheherazade, Ruler, Nurse

Ring (minor link)

Pocket Dimension (-6). The others sound too cramped and this one sounds the most fun for her. Going back home should be appealing!

Patron Haint of Comfy (-8). She's good at making herself and then me comfy.

Loving Heart (-1).
Minor Link (0)
Illusory Copy (0)

Turbulent Mood. I'll always be there to comfort her! Hopefully the psychic link will be helpful for this too.

Tragic Realm (+1). Indulging your waifus fetishes is the responsibility of any good waifu or husbando. This is very important!

A Wish Your Heart (+1). Our time together will be making this come true! We have her magic and my encouragement to make it happen!

Love Letters (-1). What sort of monster wouldn't send love letters to their waifu.

Dream Job (-1). Hopefully this interacts positively with A Wish Your Heart?

Life Goal is adventure, but that's secondary to companionship. So going off and fighting evil is a goal but time with her is what really matters. Any time spent with your waifu is an adventure itself right?

You are risking your life and selling your people for vague promises that you can't enforce. I implore you to reconsider.

I assume everyone wanted to pick the elven waifu?

>selling your people
how?
>risking your life
why would they kill you, you have defected to them.
>vague promise you can't enforce
this is halfway true, but i can choose to hold my knowledge until they fulfill their promises

I really wish there were more drawbacks that hurt myself. Sacrificing someone else's happiness just seems wrong.

Only like one guy at the time was dumb enough.

why?
you could just fuck the emissary and then dispose of her, lmao
Or go over there to elven kingdom, conquer them and rape and pillage as you please

>Manticore
>Hunter
>Lieutenant Tenneman
>Freedom
If I'm going to defect I'm doing it for myself, not some obvious honeypot. I spend some time gathering rumours about pegasi riders who previously fled and cover my eventual flight as a "rogue" manticore hit before heading to the elves.

Overconfident huh?

i have a fucking dragon mate

Dragons aren't instant wins

They are in this setting

they are if you burn down the cities of your enemies, kill their leaders and rule over them with the might of your dragon

I'm certainly going to be stabbing her, if you know what I mean.

i bet it'd be nice to impregnate every single female elf in the city

The ultimate cyoa

Excuse me sir, you must of meant
>The ultimate CYOA

It's shit, and your meme is shit.
There is a vastly superior Saber CYOA that had existed long before this shit, made by our lord of the East, DSA.

These threads belong to our lords of the West and East, SDA and DSA.
Kindly fuck right off with your shittaste.

Even my shit meme is better than your shit meme.

But what if I don't want to of meant?

>V100 Injector
>V200 Hijacker
>V300 Worker
>V400 Cube
Virals all the way! The edge between organic and inorganic is a fun place to be.

>Wrangle Wild Microbes
With any luck I'll find some fast breeding strain that could serve as a viral incubator.
>Cure a Disease
I can either use the V100s as bactertiophages or to insert immunity genes into the kid's cells. Provided feedstock I can also send in the V300s to clean waste products that may have accumulated from organ damage. I'd send them after the infection itself but I doubt that they'd avoid collateral damage. If the infection is viral we're both boned.

No elves, get this garbage out of my thread

your existance is erased

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I think I'll just have you of meant in my stead, since you seem to care more about it than I do.

Creator also said that picking a dragon is a way of making the emissary choice work. I'm guessing that's because the elves are totally willing to whore out the emissary if it means keeping a dragon rider on their side.

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