Gnome or gobbo?

/pol/tards are gay.

Warcraft is the worst thing ever.

>calling another board gay
Where do you think we are?

That's a hard decision, I want my penis inside of both of those.

On Veeky Forums, which is not /pol/.

Obviously goblins given gnomes are pretty much boring non-green goblins.

But that's a dragon, not a gnome

Gobbos - always.

Veeky Forums is super gay, brocephus.

Gobbos.

>gnome or goblin
>posts neither

I've never liked gnones in any incarnation or setting. They seem so redundant.

Yeah but we don't lie about it

Goblins, easily. They have more variety in what sort of roles their race can fill, while also not being a Fucking gnome

Wow gnomes are superior to dnd gnomes. Dnd gnomes are verrry similar to halflings. And there are a million races that resemble halflings. Goblins are cool too...but i prefer my goblins to be stupid...not like wow goblins

>tfw no fucking gnome

Warcraft gnomes and trolls are sweet cases of reinvention of races. I do like warcraft gobbo biology mind you

tell me more of this biology

I refuse.

Gnomes are never really good when a setting tries to put them into a situation where they are supposed to be a playable race or a people all on their own with their own towns and cities playing political roles. They're very poorly displayed in WoW, because none of their playable classes really captures the Gnomish theme of helping in little ways. In my opinion Gnomes are at their best when they're the tiniest helpers making everyday life better and easier in little ways, never really getting noticed for it, and on rare occasion rising up to help the Heroes in a major way.

They're not Gnomes in name but in my opinion one of the best displays of what Gnomes should be like is in the Minish Cap. Those that live in towns with humans are always around helping in little ways when no one is looking. Meanwhile there are some in the Forests or Mountains who know secrets when it comes to magic or forging. They have little accomplishments they take pride in that seem silly to a full sized person but to someone of their stature takes real guts. Like being able to take a tail feather from an ill tempered rooster or being able sneak past a malicious cat.

but that's not a gnome, it's a dragon (male)

Minish are so fucking cute.

Dance, magic dance

Only thing about WC goblins I can remember is that they were originally a primitive race that was enslaved by trolls, but while working in a mine uncovered some mineral that boosted their intelligence, which allowed them to develop weapons that let them overthrow their masters. Unfortunately the mineral is only found in one specific island and the supply is runnign out, and without it the intelligence of the goblins regresses back to their original state. Which is supposed to be one reason why their technology is so prone to failing in a spectacular manner. Without the mineral they still know how to build stuff, but they're not smart enough to make sure everything will work they way it was supposed to be so half the time something explodes.

Goblins, because they are sluts

what the fuck

R u nu?

just concerned

Bit gobbos are even bigger sluts.

So when you people say 'goblin', you actually mean 'gnome painted green'?

Gnomes!!!!!!!

Goblins by a mile.

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Cockney Goblins > All others

Gobbos

Gimme dem horny little sex machines.

goblins are cancerous.
David Bowie can stay, he's great

THIS kind definitely is, since it's just a gnome painted green.

I mean, if green gnomes are your thing, I don't judge, but a goblin is a little short monster dude that looks like something in between yoda and a pug. Or something equally non-fuckably inhuman.

In WC it's canon that they're sex mad.

>Not wanting to fuck Yoda

Sith faggot

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Hell, theyre vice mad. Sinful as hell beings. But to tell you the truth i think it stems from Warcraft goblins not having a conscience, theres no little voice in their head going "This is probably a bad idea", not that they're evil creatures at all just impulsive. There have been good Goblins.

good for my dick maybe

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Go to bed grandpa

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Neither.

Shortstacks a shit.

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sexy goblins coming through

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hobgoblins beat both

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>jews or green jews
At least the green jews are more likely to blow themselves up

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Like...like..."Allahu Akbar!!!"?

Goblins, imo. Largely because I could never determine anything of use to really do with Gnomes for worldbuilding. Goblins have a lot of versatility, since there's always a different take on them from medium to medium. Gnomes are just seem to shift back and forth between illusory trickster halfling fey, and alchemist tinker halfling fey. Neither of which is very interesting on their own to me. If I could get a new idea to make Gnomes stand out more, I'd be more inclined to explore them as a racial option.

More Oyveyhu Ackbar-mitzvah

>Oyveyhu Ackbar-mitzvah

Gobs.

I swear I'm the only person with a gnome in my FLGS.

I hate gnomes

Gobbo of course

OBISSSSS

I feel like you are all overlooking something:

imps

Warcraft Gnomes are toned down Dragonlance Gnomes. They're indeed superior to FR/default gnomes, but they're not a new idea.

Gnomes, but you're forgetting something important.

That's not a Gnome. That's a Dragon (male).

Gnomes > Goblins > WoW shit Gnomes

To be fair, the goblins never fucked up as bad as the gnomes did.

Please don't insult the Jews like that.

Nah, despite the name its canon Chromie is female.

This was accomplished by her apparently going back in time from inside her egg rather than hatching like some non-bronze pleb, and as a newborn dragon deciding her own name despite not knowing the gender naming scheme for her race and nobody questioning it because nobody knew who the fuck she was because I'm presuming she hadn't even been conceived yet.

I knew Warcraft lore had got retarded, but what the everliving fuck am I reading?

Gnome: Strange devices that have usually been given some amount of safety features.
Goblin: Strange devices that have been kludged together quickly and whose effectiveness is either "doesn't work" or "accomplishes task at a great cost".

>Which is the better race?
Depends on the day for me but usually Gnomes. Shame it is slightly difficult to make them stand out more against the dwarves and halflings. Say what you will about 4e and Pathfinder but they did a good job of making their Gnomes unique.

I dislike gnomes because they either end up as halflings, "halflings but with technology", or just small wrinkly humans.

Goblins are either semi-sapient monster or tinkerers with profit oriented mindset. Either works for me.

>and without it the intelligence of the goblins regresses back to their original state.

Actually, it is stabilized at this point, previous goblins just used to be much smarter and maybe actually had a shred of self-preservation instinct.

>they're not smart enough to make sure everything will work they way it was supposed to be so half the time something explodes.

More like they just dont give a shit and keep on building and trying and blowing up but never giving up. Pair this up with their fast building and industriousness and you can see why they are actually pretty dangerous.

Go Green they say

Depends, what's the criteria?

Does it involves their ability to fight snakes?

The skillfull use of flamethrowers?

Or the foresight to breed half-ogres?

Maybe the knowledge of proper groin stabbing?

>non-fuckable
>anything

how can gnomelets even compete

Gobbos.
Gnomes have always felt pointless to me.
Dwarves and halfling do the human but smaller thing better.
Goblins have a lot more variety over media ranging from hideous monsters to buisness minded mechanics.
Also they have better porn.

Warcraft Gobbos aren't a reinvention. They literally mined for a stone that made them smart and are slowly becoming retarded like they were always meant to be because the stone is super fueling rare now.

I hate autocorrect so much. Fuck phone posting

That is pretty adorable.