Humanity's Last Words

"His name was Seth Rich!"

Honestly I think it's kind of fitting.

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Deo Vindice!

"We were born to suffer and we did heartily. We were born for pain and it was excruciating. We were driven to sexual desires but we built society's to ignore and chastise these impulses. Our greed was boundless our hunger insatiable. Ours was short lived existence, our failings to many to list. You have lost a treasure in our demise may the galaxy weep for its loss!"

Look I actully tried!

"I don't know what they were thinking when they elected Trump, but I didn't vote for him."

We are never gone. Watch yourselves.

Gay

'Twas all for boners.

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I guess you'll never know where the treasure is now.

Where are the alien babes?

Look on our Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

"You're supposed to leave a space after punctuation."

Traps are.. shit, beat me to it. Hmm...

Traps are gay, but who cares?

XD

Maybe humanity deserved to be wiped out.

"If there is one thing humanity truly had, it was gravitas."

/thread

>slow clap
Glorious statement in support of Mein Fuhrer

Yup; seems about right to me.

"Of all the sextillions of stars in the universe in all the billions of years

Mine had to blow up on me."

>as the cold vacuum of space swiftly robbed him of his senses, the Executor watched the death of the last human from the viewscreen. With great effort, the scopes of the alien lifeship trained on his bloodshot eyes and slowly spinning form, Zom Johnson brought his stiff, swollen fingers into a circle and pumped his arm. As he sank into that final oblivion, he mouthed but one word... "Wankers"

"This is the way the world end
Not with a boom but a whimper."

Ya dun goofed m8.

"told you we could fuck the sun!"

first reply from a nazi.
second reply from a grammar nazi.

the anons have won and humanity had it coming.

I did it my way.

I know how King Crimson works.

Nice!

Actually? Yes, I do.

I reject my humanity, Jojo!

Rosebud.

Bet the aliens are gonna bend their brains backwards to decipher that!

You're bad at your job, man

NANIIIIIIIIII?

Its probably for the best. We would have been bad neighbors.

Ooga Booga where da space wimmin at

Ayy LMAO
Might as well leave it ambiguous

a';DROP TABLE humanity;

The Aristocrats!

Memento Mori.

"Where the fuck were you a hundred years ago?"

"...have you fuckers been watching us the whole time?"

Forty. Two.

"This is only the beginning."

"Sorry I got distracted, could you repeat that?"

"HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE"

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

"Our treasure? Why, it's in one piece right where we left it. It's yours if you can find it. But you'll have to search the whole universe!"

What exactly happens if a companion is a wielder but doesn't buy a keyblade?
Do they gain it post-jump or?

"Onward... to the next adventure."

Ah shit.

"you're mom gay"

There are other worlds than these.

"ur a faget"

"If you managed to save any of our dogs, could you pass on a message from us, please? Tell them that THEY were the good boy, all along."

>humanity's last message to the universe is Jumpchain
Seems fitting.

Archive this: youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

you brilliant dickbag.

Yes, that's exactly what we all want.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shores of Dunkirk I watched tracers glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Let time remember the English language of the Humans, so that galactic historians will not butcher it like you just did.

SPACES AFTER COMMAS, XENOS MOTHERFUCKERS. USE THEM.

Bees were pretty cool, but holy fuck the bee movie sucked ass