Tell me of your homebrew setting, Usul

Tell me of your homebrew setting, Usul.

>When I was a teen I bastardized Labyrinth with a bunch of other stuff like Forgotten Realms and The Dreaming into a crazy setting.

>Labyrinth 2

How the fuck are they going to have a second movie without David Bowie?

Usul?

It's not real and it was made before he died.

pic related

Based Chani.

it's fake, but the poster actually made me think that Demi Moore's character had taken up the mantle of Goblin [monarch] and that could actually be interresting.

>Demi Moore's character

and by demi moore I of-course mean Jennifer Connelly, but fuckig, they're basically the same person

I met Jennifer Connelly once.

I came home from school early one day, and inside I was surprised to find her and my mom making out on the couch. My mom heard me enter and pushed Jennifer off her. She looked kind of ashamed, while Jennifer seemed to feel awkward. The tension quickly disappeared, though, and my mom made us some tea. Me and Jennifer talked and she was honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met. Quite intelligent, from what I gathered in that short time, too. I don't think I realized who she was while she was in my mom's house; she seemd familiar, but I couldn't tell who she was. The three of us ended up having a really fun and comfy afternoon that I remember fondly. I was actually kind of looking forward to getting such a sweet step mom. She was the first romantic interest of my mom since my dad died (as far as I know, at least), and since there were quite a few male takers, I wasn't completely surprised when I found out my mom liked women. Nothing came of it, though. I never saw Jennifer again. My mom never brought anyone else over, either. I doubt she has been completely single and sexless for all those years, though. She probably still feels awkward about me finding out by her making out with Jennifer Connelly in our living room. My mom never brought it up again, and neither have I, since I think she would rather not have me do it. It's weird seeing Jennifer nowadays. I always immediately think of her kissing my mom.

It's weird to think that my mother probably had sex with her. I'm proud of you, mom.

I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex.