Stat me, Veeky Forums

Stat me, Veeky Forums

Naw, Mongo straight.

The sheriff who is a BONG

STR: 8
DEX: 13
CON: 7
INT: 8
WIS: 14
CHA: 16

'scuse me while i whip this out

"Are we awake?"
"I'm not sure, are we black?"
"Yes we are."
"Then we're awake, but very puzzled."

My favorite Mel Brooks film.

Now stat me

He was able to pull himself out of quicksand, strength should be at least 10. Charisma should be higher too, maybe 17.

Hedey Lamarr
Str-8
Dex-12
Con-10
Int-15
Wis-14
Cha-18

What did you say? The sheriff is near?

HedLEY! HedLEY!

No, The sheriff is a N- BONG

Sorry I need to get my eyes checked, here is the corrected version:

Heedy Laymer
Str-8
Dex-12
Con-10
Int-15
Wis-14
Cha-18

Strength has nothing to do with quicksand. If you get yourself horizontal, it's easy.

Are you insane? Can't you see this man is a nit?

Shvartses! Hosti gezen in dayne lebn? They darker than us! Oof!

NEVER MIND THAT SHIT HERE COMES MONGO

Ay where da white wimmen at?

6 Performance (Jesse Owens)

Class?

and alignment?

Alignment is chaotic good obviously.
Class i would say fighter profiency on hand to hand fighting.

>INT: 8

Seems kind of biased, user.

If anything, it's his wisdom that should be a problem, not his intelligence, as he kept doing unwise things because he was driven by pride or resentment or whatever and getting himself in trouble.

He struck me as more clever than knowledgeable most of the time.

Maybe so, but he never struck me as below-average, either. At all.

All that performance he does? That dude's a bard, buddy.

I mean, he knew how to play chess. He could read and write with above-average skill. He knew enough about foreign countries like Germany to make schnitzel jokes.

That's at least a solid 10, dude, at least in my book.

Fair enough. Those stats might be a little low across the board, then.

He and the Kid were far and away the most intelligent people in town, by a wide margin. Of course, seeing the competition, that might not be saying a lot.

candy-gram for mongo

Hold it, or the Stat man gets it.

"We could play chess...or screw."
"Let's play chess!"