Are paladins the elf of classes?

Are paladins the elf of classes?
They have magic, full plate, strength, con, wisdom and charisma and can wield pretty much every weapon, even more than a lot other classes because muh alignment, what the fuck?

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They're not orc-cock-hungry sluts though.

This is kind of why 4e split them up, I think. Paladin and Cleric have a bit of thematic overlap, and they also are very broad. Taking those themes and fully subdividing them into the four primary Divine classes of 4e- Cleric, Paladin, Avenger and Invoker- annoyed some people, but it was probably the only way to make them make sense in the structure of the system, as well as giving each class a distinct identity rather than leaving them very broad and open to interpretation.

They can't get laid and must burn their dicks masturbatibg wgen succs tempt them, this happens daily

>tfw you just want to purge heresy and a winged strumpet roll her fat sacks all over your face

>Paladins not being massive chads

They got the charisma of a bard, the strength of a fighter, and the ability to go all night long of a barbarian.

>They can't get laid
False. You're confusing a D&D paladin with a real-world Catholic priest.

Even AD&D said paladins could have sex.

And they will try to marry you afterwards

Wouldn't "Chad" imply
>Drunkeness
>Depravity and Hedonism
>Mocking those less fortunate

None of this is a paladin thing. Paladins are tradcons and I think has something of the right idea.

I'd even say premarital sex would be stretching it for a paladin.

In what system do Paladins need Wisdom AND charisma to function.

Also in D&D(and don't pretend your not talking about D&D) being dependent on multiple attributes is a bad thing.

Most D&D gods don't really care about where you stick your dick as long as it's not beastialtiy, rape, or pedophilia.