Are paladins the elf of classes?
They have magic, full plate, strength, con, wisdom and charisma and can wield pretty much every weapon, even more than a lot other classes because muh alignment, what the fuck?
Are paladins the elf of classes?
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They're not orc-cock-hungry sluts though.
This is kind of why 4e split them up, I think. Paladin and Cleric have a bit of thematic overlap, and they also are very broad. Taking those themes and fully subdividing them into the four primary Divine classes of 4e- Cleric, Paladin, Avenger and Invoker- annoyed some people, but it was probably the only way to make them make sense in the structure of the system, as well as giving each class a distinct identity rather than leaving them very broad and open to interpretation.
They can't get laid and must burn their dicks masturbatibg wgen succs tempt them, this happens daily
>tfw you just want to purge heresy and a winged strumpet roll her fat sacks all over your face
>Paladins not being massive chads
They got the charisma of a bard, the strength of a fighter, and the ability to go all night long of a barbarian.
>They can't get laid
False. You're confusing a D&D paladin with a real-world Catholic priest.
Even AD&D said paladins could have sex.
And they will try to marry you afterwards
Wouldn't "Chad" imply
>Drunkeness
>Depravity and Hedonism
>Mocking those less fortunate
None of this is a paladin thing. Paladins are tradcons and I think has something of the right idea.
I'd even say premarital sex would be stretching it for a paladin.
In what system do Paladins need Wisdom AND charisma to function.
Also in D&D(and don't pretend your not talking about D&D) being dependent on multiple attributes is a bad thing.
Most D&D gods don't really care about where you stick your dick as long as it's not beastialtiy, rape, or pedophilia.