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>city campaign
>kill theives guild thugs and pick a few locks
>suddenly you get better at wilderness survival skills

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>wizard studies for years and years
>learns a few spells
>can't research any more, to learn the more powerful spells he has to kill monsters
>all 10th level wizards are mass murderers

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>fighter wants to commit suicide
>has to shoot himself in the head with a crossbow 12 times because he has 80 hp

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>hit points are an abstraction
>losing 5 hp doesn't necessarily mean you got hit
>except poison requires contact so clearly those guys actually do draw blood, instead of being "near misses" that "tire you out"
>thus, poisoning your weapon makes it more accurate

What a great game.

At least wait until your last thread's down, fucker.

I didn't make that thread.

>only one person doesn't like d&d

Then don't play d&d

>only one person doesn't have such an autistic grudge to d&d as to make daily identical threads to whine about it

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You are encouraged to put ranks into relevant skills you used, it isn't the game's fault you try and break your own immersion.

>2
Not actually true, not all conflicts involve combat and there are rules for leveling up from just training/research. Also you don't have to kill to gain XP.

>3
Not actually true, he can coup de grace himself and choose to fail the fort save and just die.

>4
The whole "attacks don't hit you" thing is dumb to begin with. Not every hit is debilitating, you can have just a scratch to get poisoned.

Lol I'm not that guy though, I just saved the image from a few threads ago and tried making my own.

Not an argument.

An encouragement, an optional rule, a 3.5 rule because you falsely assume all D&D is 3.5, and supporting the fact that a level 20 fighter doesnt get any better at defending himself, only at attacking. He's still just as easy to hit, save for bonuses from magic weapons and armor. The only exception is D&D 4e, the only competently designed D&D edition, and ironically the one derided most for being too different and not preserving the games precious "identity".

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>it's fun

Your parents made a mistake

>I just saved the image from a few threads ago and tried making my own
Every single one of these threads brings up some retarded concept involving a deliberate misunderstanding of d&d rules for the purposes of making the game look even worse than it is. It's pretty easy to tell they're all made by the same person. You're fooling nobody.