Angry Storytime

I just wanna vent and you should too.

>Exist
>Meet up with strangers that a friend of mine introduced me to so we can roll die at each other since I complained about DMing too much.
>Learn that he actually left that group beforehand for some undiscernable reason. A bit shadey but desperate to stop DMing for a while.
>Start in a tavern getting drunk as shit in the world of 5e dnd
>Enter wizardbro, out to steal my heart (playing as a woman because I randomized my character).
>Charmed as fuck. First time playing a game with Wizardbro, and he left a good impression on me with his fantasticular RP.
>Enter the rest of party

Allow me to explain the fucking circus act that is our party.
>Aarakocra Druid, described as a "godlike being, wings aflame with honor" playing lawful good.
>Bugbear Barbarian, the truest of neutrals with an intel of a mosquito and the backstory of a hobo, played by the worst kind of minmaxer
>A Kenku rogue in cahoots with the Aarakocra, who attempt to fuck every chance they get both in and out of game
>Campaign made by Venom "Punished" Fonzie the DM, directed by Hideo Kojima

And this all sounds fucking nice and dandy so far, right?

>Literally everyone attempts to cuck Wizbro simply because he's a human.
>no seriously
>"Filthy humans like him are trying to take OUR women" was the exact fucking sentence I heard.
>I can't fucking say shit without the fucking Kenku interrupting me and white knighting for my character while at the same dryhumping me.
>I feel like an SJW in the middle of a trump ralley and as a radical anti third wave feminist not once was I able to sympathize with this feeling.
>This poor fucking DM, bless his heart, has to start railroading people because the campaign had crawled to a staggering halt because my character had a vagina.

I have had a whole campaign that spands a full fucking year with these autists. I can shit storms like the Poseidon of feces because of these people.

>Play DnD

theres your mistake

Yep.

I find myself asking "The fuck was I thinking?" a lot. Now I think I know.

And you didn't walk away, taking the GM and the WizardBro with you because..?

>Play

For anyone curious as to why I spent a whole campaign over a whole year with this torment, it's because as much as I wanted to hate this game, I had a accidentally filled in a niche within this ecosystem of fucklery by being the one NE character in the existence of this DM's universe.
That and after realizing why my friend left, I pretty much realized he challenged me to ths by dumping them on me, and user McAnonson never backs down from a challenge.

>Implying a system has anything to do with shit tier autist players.

I did but after the fact... Wizbro and I keep in touch but our DM died of actual cancer a few years later...

It does, unfortunately.

D&D is the most popular system, and 5e especially brings in the new wave of shit-tier autists and newbies with little idea how to actually behave. Making matters worse is the absolutely largest spread of nonhuman character options anywhere ever. Combine the two and you have a whole shit-soup of Those Guys.

Yep. You're exactly right. I fell victim to this as well, but to be honest, I don't mind it much if people try to make it fun an interesting, which is honestly the least anyone ever can ask for, no matter what you play as.