I just wanna vent and you should too.
>Exist
>Meet up with strangers that a friend of mine introduced me to so we can roll die at each other since I complained about DMing too much.
>Learn that he actually left that group beforehand for some undiscernable reason. A bit shadey but desperate to stop DMing for a while.
>Start in a tavern getting drunk as shit in the world of 5e dnd
>Enter wizardbro, out to steal my heart (playing as a woman because I randomized my character).
>Charmed as fuck. First time playing a game with Wizardbro, and he left a good impression on me with his fantasticular RP.
>Enter the rest of party
Allow me to explain the fucking circus act that is our party.
>Aarakocra Druid, described as a "godlike being, wings aflame with honor" playing lawful good.
>Bugbear Barbarian, the truest of neutrals with an intel of a mosquito and the backstory of a hobo, played by the worst kind of minmaxer
>A Kenku rogue in cahoots with the Aarakocra, who attempt to fuck every chance they get both in and out of game
>Campaign made by Venom "Punished" Fonzie the DM, directed by Hideo Kojima
And this all sounds fucking nice and dandy so far, right?
>Literally everyone attempts to cuck Wizbro simply because he's a human.
>no seriously
>"Filthy humans like him are trying to take OUR women" was the exact fucking sentence I heard.
>I can't fucking say shit without the fucking Kenku interrupting me and white knighting for my character while at the same dryhumping me.
>I feel like an SJW in the middle of a trump ralley and as a radical anti third wave feminist not once was I able to sympathize with this feeling.
>This poor fucking DM, bless his heart, has to start railroading people because the campaign had crawled to a staggering halt because my character had a vagina.
I have had a whole campaign that spands a full fucking year with these autists. I can shit storms like the Poseidon of feces because of these people.