Ayy yo user

>Ayy yo user,
>i here you got some of them fancy bitcoins worth a lot of money
>yo got 10 seconds to hand them over before i ice your ass
How do you proceed?

Start twitching, take off my hoodie to reveal super powers

give them one of those plastic bitcoins

>Bitcoin is a form of digital currency, created and held electronically. No one controls it. Bitcoins aren’t printed, like dollars or euros – they’re produced by people, and increasingly businesses, running computers all around the world, using software that solves mathematical problems

good idea t b h

pull out my cc and gas some niggers

>dafuq are you sayin
>fine, ill take them off your dead ass

>tell them it’s on my phone and toss it with left hand
>phone flying through the air
>right hand quick draws a glock 23 with a glock 22 mag
>two dead niggers easy

Heh , nothing personal kid

Okay Jamal. *transfers with a 0.000001 BTC fee*

fuck u sayin bitch cracka white boi
>goes apeshit and blows your brains out

>.40 Short And Weak

Etherdelta is already buying BZC for 5x ICO price faggots.

write up some random string so it looks like a private key
they cant read anyways

Back to the shitting street, Gurdeep.

...

>immediately begin the transfer
>it never confirms
>mfw I get killed anyway

I absolutely love this

Lost

First of all no one fucking says ice your ass

>not using master calliber

fucking kek

>I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Omg omg omg, okay, okay, here it is, take all take all my bytecoin.
Address is : FackaDdRe$5
Master key is : You4R€af4G0tn1gA

Now I go k ?

>go to police
>sleeps tight this one night

>g- g- guys I need 100 bucks to pay for the transaction, you have enough?
>AYO WACHU SAYIN? OH SO HERE YOU GO NOW PAY UP THOSE BITCOINS
>Run
>Profit

uhh ok sure man, whatever you say. i got them on my bitcoins wallet on my phone, lm just gonna get it out alright? just be cool man i dont want any trouble. here take the phone.

While their primitive brains try to comprehend the shiny object i tossed at their feet, I'd pull out the 9 mil i carry iwb everywhere and pump 18 rounds their way. Then i'd call the cops while they're agonal breathing on the sidewalk.