>Ayy yo user,
>i here you got some of them fancy bitcoins worth a lot of money
>yo got 10 seconds to hand them over before i ice your ass
How do you proceed?
Ayy yo user
Start twitching, take off my hoodie to reveal super powers
give them one of those plastic bitcoins
>Bitcoin is a form of digital currency, created and held electronically. No one controls it. Bitcoins aren’t printed, like dollars or euros – they’re produced by people, and increasingly businesses, running computers all around the world, using software that solves mathematical problems
good idea t b h
pull out my cc and gas some niggers
>dafuq are you sayin
>fine, ill take them off your dead ass
>tell them it’s on my phone and toss it with left hand
>phone flying through the air
>right hand quick draws a glock 23 with a glock 22 mag
>two dead niggers easy
Heh , nothing personal kid
Okay Jamal. *transfers with a 0.000001 BTC fee*
fuck u sayin bitch cracka white boi
>goes apeshit and blows your brains out
>.40 Short And Weak
Etherdelta is already buying BZC for 5x ICO price faggots.
write up some random string so it looks like a private key
they cant read anyways
Back to the shitting street, Gurdeep.
...
>immediately begin the transfer
>it never confirms
>mfw I get killed anyway
I absolutely love this
Lost
First of all no one fucking says ice your ass
>not using master calliber
fucking kek
>I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Omg omg omg, okay, okay, here it is, take all take all my bytecoin.
Address is : FackaDdRe$5
Master key is : You4R€af4G0tn1gA
Now I go k ?
>go to police
>sleeps tight this one night
>g- g- guys I need 100 bucks to pay for the transaction, you have enough?
>AYO WACHU SAYIN? OH SO HERE YOU GO NOW PAY UP THOSE BITCOINS
>Run
>Profit
uhh ok sure man, whatever you say. i got them on my bitcoins wallet on my phone, lm just gonna get it out alright? just be cool man i dont want any trouble. here take the phone.
While their primitive brains try to comprehend the shiny object i tossed at their feet, I'd pull out the 9 mil i carry iwb everywhere and pump 18 rounds their way. Then i'd call the cops while they're agonal breathing on the sidewalk.