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First for femmarines+sisters are shit

Make Warhammer 40,000 lewd again!

Typhus's Destroyer Hive says it "hits on hit rolls of 5+ (even when firing Overwatch) regardless of any modifiers"

Does that mean it ignores his BS of 2+ and only hits on 5s or does it mean that it can't be reduced below hitting on 5+?

Post yfw 8th dropped and you're a Guard player with over 100 infantry.

nth for lewd sisters

6th for CUTEDAR.

>mfw bought several sets of chaos cultists last edition for funsies

Well herald of nurgle gives +1 strength to them when nearby but he's obviously slower than them so he will need to advance a lot to keep up.
He can also cast "Virulent Blessing" to give them +1 to wound and double damage on 7+ wound rolls.
So that gives bloat drones 2d6 auto hits at effective 3+ to wound rerolling 1s with a small chance of a crit against toughness seven vehicles, which is most vehicles! They still only do a little bit of armor though so that sucks.

>can't decide on an army

I've got Grass is Greener Syndrome bad, friends.

>Ordo Hereticus Inquisitors get preferred enemy against psykers instead of Imperium units
So much for the enemy within amirite?

Nth for Guard Anons are cancer.

>mfw I'm an Ork player

Dark Angels are homo traitor lala men

Don't talk about the Inquistion stuff
Hell beside IG Index 2 is a mess of questionable rules

Anyone who rolls a 7 in this thread gets decimated

well then.
guess i'm adding a herald to the drone squad.

>mfw playing grey knight

Stop wasting men.

I, too, disagree with this pairing
Everyone knows that Sisters would only want the bony joy of the Emperor himself! Not yuri marines !
Sisters a QT!

Plasma pistols pretty good now yea?

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which options do you have, friendo?

Tfw went to local GW and assembled some minis, chatted with the locals and agreed to trade my primary for his Death Guard.

How long does it usually take you guys to assemble models? I spent around 3 hours at the store and did 7 plague marines and the bell guy, felt slow.

Who are more cancerous, SoB anons or IG anons?

He looks like one of the Fallout power armour guys

IG anons seem to be pretty nice to me

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You aka. Manletcucks

Do shitposters who bait with SoB count? If not then Guard.

>IG anons
>post game reports

>SoB anons
>beat the ground that was previously a dead horse again and again and again

not really a fair comparison

Anons like you asking this cuck questions

Chaos Marines, Primaris Marines, Necrons, or Craftworld Eldar.

we got any unit reviews yet? I always liked reading them for armies I dont play

0-4 for Chaos.

5-9 for Necrons.

QT 3.14s indeed

Seeing as 90% of SoB are shitposters, like that guy who does the Shitsters of Basshole and so on, it isn't them. It isn't IG either. Anybody asking these questions is just trying to stir shit. What happened to Veeky Forums's self-moderation shit?

Indeed they are.

>captcha: empurre georgia

IG fags are a little self adsorbed and can get a little circlejerky but are mostly tolerable. Also the conscript meme was cancer but still reasonable.
SoB fags will never ever stop fucking asking for plastic SoB which is annoying but liveable.

The answer is Chaosfags (specifically khornefags and slaaneshfags) and the people constantly trying to bait the SoBfags.

Well when I post SoB list or report how I did in a game no one gives a damn.

But oh boy do I get (you) if I intentionally shitpost

who done gone and made these?

>being this deprived of attention in real life
You might want to seek help user

Am I a bandwagon jumper for wanting to play Death Guard?

careful the DAchink might report you for images like that

So glad I'm safe.

Sold all my stuff early in 6th, wanted to get back on the table in the shortest amount of time with the least effort possible while making a fluffy list. Pls r8.

depends, why do you want to play them

Making a point that shitposting gets more (you) than actual 40k related stuff in the 40k general

Also user hug me I want to feel a trap

Primaris Marines, lad.

That looks like it's from a bigger picture. Porn by her expression. Source me homie.

Dunno lad. Sorry. I saved them from my travels. Not enough Cutedar pictures.

Who's the DAchink?

Virulent Blessing is just such a darn good power. On Daemon Princes, Daemon Engines and Great Unclean Ones it lets you rip up vehicles, on Plaguebearers or Plague Drones it makes you far deadlier than expected. At times its +1 strength and + some crit, but for example bringing plaguebearers up from 5+ to 4+ to wound vs vehicles is a much bigger boost!

>wanting to hug a mentally ill person
Please actually do seek help, for the good of both this general and yourself

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A shitposter from a while back that no one except for this one autist cares about anymore.

So is it just me or is Ahriman terrible? He loses his re-rolls on invun saves of 1 on himself when he takes his disk.
His psychic phase has lost all its flavour and I dont just mean the spells available to him.
And hes got no real battlefield roll with him being a bad buffmander for ranged but not that strong in melee.
Whats the point of this guy now? No infiltration now either. 8th is just so bland that if you dont have a good enough re-roll aura theres no point taking that HQ.

I want you user! I want to hug your mentally ill body!

i wish i could sauce you the sister, but i dunno where its from myself.

> Eldar are for lewd

I'm not a trap. Neither am I a homosexual or a transvestite of any sort. Sorry but you're barking up the wrong tree.

I need more pin-up art of 40k

My Imperial flyers need some pin up!

Why were SoS released as a 4 unit army with no HQ, that seems like a really weird thing to do.

Yes. But they have kickass new models, and cool new rules, so it's not a bad bandwagon to jump on *cough* Talons of the Emperor *plague cough*

Frankly I just like Slaanesh too much to go and get all plagued. I like my spaceAIDS to at least be a result of something *fun*.

user! Do not denied our love!

>Trap deteced

Does anyone have a PDF link for the death guard booklet that came with the Dark Imperium set?

i'm really torn now, cos i'd fluffed my death guard as essentially acting like they were still in the great crusade but this demon stuff is too good to pass.

Different guy, but same boat.

I love 30k Death Guard and their new models are aesthetic as fuck, plus I am hype for the return of Mortarion (Typhus a shit)

Is that enough to justify my bandwagon?

>DAchink
Captain autismo, you'll recognise him by his multiquoting, sealioning, reactionary viewpoint and use of /pol/ pastebin links

to be fair he hasn't actually posted about DA in a while

*detected

Can't help with that I'm sorry. I can however decide not to deny you (You)s.

>are you literally me?

reason enough to play i say

Nurgle is cool as hell, and tough, footslogging marines is my ideal army.

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I kept off Veeky Forums for ages due to so many shitposters. So far I've gleamed there is so faggot forcing a terrible meme about SoB. There was a guy spamming cheetah pictures, was that in relation to DA? I think that's familiar.

Darn. Thanks anyway. I'll have a search in a sec.

Literally what? Not everyone you don't like is a specific fucking chinese DA player who shitposts on Veeky Forums

They were a neato 30k faction FW were developing and the GW team went "We'll be having some of that nerds" and released half the shit they had planned in plastic. Actual SoS have HQ, Elites and an actual unique transport. Cyber-doggos with meltagun mouths are just the best.

It is safe to assume anyone that multi quotes has some level of autism.

I can help with that.

Sometimes

I don't know about you but I think you're describing multiple people there.

Well if you wait till the new Termies and Mortarion come out you will likely have a lot of really good shit to work with on that front. Maybe consider a Land Raider to go with it?

then it ain't bandwagoning to play 'em

IG user's paint their armies
: ^ )

Gotta love Nachomon...

The best one imo.

i was considering a LR, but i think i'd rather give the death guard vindicators for maximum footslog.


tfw i got the resin plague termies ready for 8th and i can't use them

To be fair IGfags can get models, You know, because more than 12 guys and 3 people's girlfriends play them.

You realize that multiquoting is a common occurence on /pol/ as well as an awful lot of other boards right? And that anyone from /pol/ or said other boards is more likely than not to bring that behavior here?

Won't bother quoting now, you'll see it anyway.

Imperium: Sisters of Battle
Chaos: Daemonettes
Xenos: Aeldari Sluts

Which side has the best fucking waifus?

I don't recall DAfag having anything to do with /pol/. Proofs or GTFO

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Mechanicus

>implying the best Imperial waifu faction are the worst faction in the game and not guardswomen

>your talking about a shitposter? STOP TALKING ABOUT ME REEEW
>this much autistic projection
Wew

Well obviously, but his post style is pretty distinctive.

I don't like cheetah fag either but it's not difficult to tell the difference between the two

I'm in the same boat too, in the end I decided to jump in because there's actually a good reason to bandwagon: the Konor Campaign. It's one thing to join a million other people all playing the same, new army, it's another to do it because you want to participate in an event where it makes sense.

Out of those 3? Probably a tie between Aeldari and SoB

Can you buff Daemon Engines with Chaos daemon psychic powers? I dont know which keywords are important here. Is it faction keywords or just keywords?

Yeah. He's done a few, forgot to post this one.

So I guess every single other person who's called out your logical fallcy in branding a huge spectrum of people as a specific shitposter is also DAfag. Good job.