Surrender Terms
>The goblin tribe is decimated
>Their womenfolk offer themselves to you in surrender
>They begin the parlay by opening their legs
Is this an acceptable alternative to genocide?
What other monsters would use sex as a way to avoid certain death?
Would a paladin allow such a surrender if the rest of the party was willing to take it?
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>open their legs
>rush them stabbing them in stinky puss puss
>slaughter them outright
>lik their tah-tah juices off your blades after the battle
>move into their lands and reap the rewards
only true answer
There's a lot of details about goblin culture that aren't clear here. I generally prefer to treat goblins and orcs just monsters that pop out of the ground because orc baby arguments are just exhausting
Mate... would you even want to fuck a goblin though?
Reminder that this is what goblins look like.
All of them.
The ones with CHA 18, yeah.
Have them fill out appeal forms with a 30 day review period and let the higher ups deal with it. Then kill them after nobody bothers to process their appeals because they were lost under a desk somewhere.
I'd hit that.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
Roll for attack.
with a mace?
Rolled 1 (1d8)
A hit, good. Roll for damage.
A glancing blow. You slip gently into her opening and pierce her untouched tissues for only 1 hp of damage. She winces...then moans softly.
yes
Gonna need sauce for that gobbo, OP
omfg sauce. InCase, innit?
Rolled 1 (1d20)
Gimme dat crit
It's in the corner
FUCK fumble. What happens dm
please go.
Well it does say the name in the corner, so shadman
You miss completely and your weapon enters the goblin's mouth. She bobs up and down on it in surprise.