I'm terrible at drawing. Now decide what I draw

I'm terrible at drawing. Now decide what I draw.

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Well I tried.

Start with one structure, and one creature.

How about a house, and a dog in the yard.

Draw a D20 squashing a neckbeard dead.

draw some LEWDS

draw a pretty unicorn

Draw Cestree lewds.

draw a man with an egg for a head.

Scene: Urban-Sprawl MetroHighway, night, raining, neon lights of storefronts hawk their wares hazily through the spray and mist.

Center: a sleek motorcyclist swerves through traffic, clad in black leather, with glowing blue inlaid cyber-circuitry shorting out on their suit. Their suit is punctured by gunfire, and their helmet is cracked. Their right hand is steering, their left hand clutches at a suitcase with a handcuff trailing in the wind and attached to them.

Pursing them is a black armored SUV. G-Men lean out of the window, firing small arms at the 'Cycle.

Left / Right -> Disturbed other drivers swerve out of the way of the ensuing gunfight.

Low foreground -> Under the highway, the shops and houses are ramshackle, dark, and drenched/flooded in the rain. Maybe a hob lying under the highway?

High background -> A searchlight tries to pierce the smoggy rainy gloom. It's coming from a helicopter / gravship -> Angular and military.

Draw a cup on a table without a coster.

Y U DO THIS?

Didnt think this thread was still alive. Here you go.

It's amazing I know.

draw Aku

Here you go.

He drew a smiley face on himself.

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You expect a bit much but I'll try

A mimic trying to hit on a treasure chest

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Bump

>"Nice chest"
>"Hey baby, wanna split some loot"
>"Were you part of a dragon's hoard? Cuz bitch you is SMOKIN'"

A Yeti in a snowstorm

A line of 4 rogues, each backstabbing the other whilst thinking that they're so clever.

A trebuchet, capable of launching a 90 kg boulder over 300 meters!

Good job!

Draw a clown themed hotrod.

Yeti

A stupid sexy skeleton

A Vampire, in pajamas, looking out a curtained window at the rising sun, looking grumpy.

Rouges

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THICC Bones

Stupid sexy Flanders.

The bow was a nice touch.

The Mona Lisa, but with Kim kardashian

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ok, you win

Draw your least favorite fictional character.

A gnome, kicking a mushroom for being in it's way.

Not satisfied with traditional chivalric games, the king demands to see a TRIPLE JOUST! Three horses, three knights, three lances, and a rollicking good time.

Cool thread

Draw a horse, dissapointed with its rider

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Design a character to go with this character bio

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What in gods name...

draw the great and powerful trixie

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Sick. Thank you

Draw a kobold, setting a fiendish complicated mousetrap.

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He knows what he's doing.

Doing good, OP!

Draw a bard trying to seduce a dragon.

Town drunk, found bathing in fountain that feeds the temple's holy water vessels.

Nearby clerics look mad. Nearby bard is composing a tune over the situation.

Fighter training an apprentice in the art of mastering Sword-chucks.

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Does the internet even remember 8 bit theater?

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The internet remembers EVERYTHING.

The young are taught what was known to the old, but the internet remembers everything. Or, at the very least, it forgets nothing.

For a suggestion --> A real wizard reading Harry Potter and getting butthurt about the "Glaring Historical Inaccuracies"

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Ah shit fucked it up. That's sword staff not chucks.

>sword staff

Butterfly Sword?

A dragon folding origami cranes, and filling a dragon-horde cavern with them.

So...draw Saitama?

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Not to be rude but I'm gonna stop here. This was fun and I'll do it again later today alright?

Thanks, user. I had a few honest chuckles.

Lmao cheers

Cheers m8.

nah, good thread, take it easy user