Choose your class

Choose your class.

I choose the cow.

What the fuck is the middle guy's "weapon of choice"? Is that supposed to be a staff? A first semi-staright wig they ware able to find in the nearest bushes?

It triggers me for some fucked up reason.

I think he's just holding a stick, dude

but yeah pickin Cow as my class

I'm pretty sure that's actually some kind of remote for the cow.

My god. He's holding a rope to the cow. He is the Cow Lord. The switch is for beatings. I change my mind, I'M PICKIN' COW LORD

...okay then.

Just don't go overboard on Charisma.

Why should I pick a class? All of them clearly picked CIA as their class

That is a switch. Or a long bendy stick used to guide cattle. Contain your nerd rage user, there are better uses for it.

I pick spearman and kill each and every one of these suckers.

I do love Japan
>MAYBE

l to r
Ken the Mullet
Black Derek
Gerald of the Stick
Stabby Stabbyson
Friar Kiddyfiddler

Some cows are cute.
The other not so much.

The guy in the background with a crossbow.
Dipshits don't know how good it is to not be within stabbing distance.

That was a pretty cool movie

Oh boy, four different shades of shit covered peasant and one pedophile, what a great cast to pick from. I don't get people who choose to play FANTASY and then want it to be shittier version of reality.

>Funny Hat
>Double slasher
>Stickman
>Double shanker
>Professional virgin

It's a hard choice

Stickman's spell list:
>Pocket Sand
>Befuddle Bumpkins
>Burned at the Stake

I wonder if it works on other animals too, like goats, or cockroaches, or dolphins,

So it's a choice between: Hatman, uglier Jon Snow, Cow master, bald man and Jesus boy
That's a tough one, but I'm picking Cowmaster, he gets two familiars, a switch and a sword

>I pick Monk
>Ah nice, so you're going to be laying down some righteous punches, right?
>Sanctus, Sanctus, Sanctus
>Dominus Deus Sabaoth.
>Pleni sunt cæli et terra gloria tua.
>Hosanna in excelsis.
>Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini.
>Hosanna in excelsis.

I'm closest to the monk anyways.
>obsessed with religion
>Writes weird shit all the time
>autistic

Well, monks are animu, and animu love some random Latin or religious quotes for their attack names and special moves, sooo...