Antipaladin Edition: What's the best type of Antipaladin? What sort of code of conduct should an Antipaladin have? Can an Antipaladin ever truly repent if he was originally a fallen Paladin? SHOULD he repent? Can an Antipaladin be more justified than the Paladin?
Antipaladins are stupid because no one is ever so card-carryingly cartoonishly evil.
Evan Butler
Best antipaladin is an antipaladin of lamasthu, calistria or any other that enables you stealing other people's waifus or husbandos as part of the code.
Oliver Howard
Only people who know how to have fun and the power to enjoy it within the miserable shit hea that is life.
What I'm saying is an anti Paladin should be a filthy rich misanthrope.
Lincoln Hill
We already had an existing thread we should recycle.
Ian Parker
So Shane the Shy.
Aaron Cook
>Stealing husbandos
Has that ever happened in a /pfg/ campaign? I thought everyone was quite happy pairing up.
Matthew Bennett
The best antipaladins are the ones that aren't antipaladins. Or rather, aren't antipaladins anymore. Basically, redemption story fodder. From a mechanical standpoint, unless you're undead (good fucking luck becoming one in a normal game), there's almost no reason to ever be an antipaladin. You're more likely to come across evil that is hostile towards you in a normal pathfinder game than you are to find good that is hostile towards you. Paladins are more likely to get along with the rest of the party because most paladin codes encourage comradery. So I say the best antipaladin is an antipaladin that has undergone a redemption arc.
Oliver Sanchez
>when you give your girlfriend a husbando but also give everyone else a waifu to balance it out
I don't know if I should feel content or dirty...
Brandon Rogers
Alright, so, based on the Hellcat Stealth feat, is there any reason why HiPS could or should not be available as a feat? They work pretty much the same, but with relevant differences.
Were you the DM, would you allow HiPS as a feat, with similar requirements to Hellcat Stealth?
Ryan Gray
How does Mammoth Rider interact with other size increases such as Dire Collar?
Kayden Bell
As far as I know they stack, user.
Bentley Taylor
Mammoth Rider sets your companion's base size to huge, meaning any size increases affect it normally. The Dire Collar would take it from Huge to Gargantuan.
Landon Nguyen
Are Half-Elves any good for just about anything? What are their strengths?
William Harris
Literally one of the mechanically best races in the game. Good for almost everything.
Henry Carter
How sensitive are their ears?
Jason Williams
...wait, wait, wait... is it possible to pick any animal and make it huge, or does it need to be huge already?
Chase Allen
Very. For full-blooded elves, ears are erogenous and a common element of foreplay, so half-elves should also be quite sensitive.
William Bell
Mammoth Rider gives you a list of animals that can be upgraded to huge size (which, hilariously, includes "Wolf") and then specifically says 'ask your GM if you want to add another animal to the list!'
Ethan Thompson
Humans, Half-Elves, Half-Orcs, Aasimar and Tieflings - the latter two notably also being half-or-more-humans - are generally considered the strongest and most versatile races available, for a number of reasons.
So yeah, half-elves are good.
Very. Like elves, the ears are erogenous zones with nerve clusters on the ends.
Andrew Nelson
Welp, Gargantuan Bear, here I come.
Luke Watson
What equipment and feats should take a dex-based fighter?
Mason Butler
Deadly Agility and an Elven Curve Blade to get 1.5x DEX to damage. And then just all the normal shit like Smash from the Air.
Elijah Collins
>smash from the air >dexterity
Mason Baker
This is amazing. Combine with that Eye For Talent and we're talking Huge Size and +6 stats on a common animal companion. It's a great 1-dip PrC for pet builds.
Jace Myers
Prerequisite(s): Str 13 13 STR is a very cheap prereq, and a non-issue overall, especially since you want Power Attack in the first place (Piranha Strike doesn't give 1.5x to damage for two-handing), and that one also requires 13 STR.
Anthony Hall
>a whole THIRTEEN STRENGTH required >when you probably want at least that, if not 14 Str, for your backup longbow
who do you think you are, some limp-wristed rogue or caster?
Joseph Jenkins
Tonight is going to be delicious.
Lincoln Jackson
Ensoulment picks will likely take two weeks or so.
Chase Sullivan
Man all the salt from ensoulment picks is gonna be so depressing, there are so many really quality apps and you can just feel that people are more emotionally invested in the premise than usual. Its going to be sad to see so many worthy and hopeful applicants get turned down and lash out
Dominic Stewart
Anyone?
Zachary Jenkins
Most people just slink off after such things towards other games without much fuss. I don't expect it to be much different here as far as the applicants go. The memers in the thread can be as salty if they want if I get in over their favorites though.
It'd be vindication for being written off after working to make something decent but also concise.
Samuel Clark
>there are 5 Paizo game general threads up right now
Jesus fuck, people.
Andrew Cruz
Blame the /pgg/ autist.
Brandon Jackson
Actually, blame SwimmingEagle. He admitted on Discord that he made three threads in a row earlier today just to shitpost and splinter the thread.
Juan Price
Is the unchained summoner compatable with the Synthesist archtype?
Levi Hernandez
What a cunt, it's like every celeb is actually a huge asshole.
Cameron Price
I want to believe you, because fuck that guy, but pics or it didn't happen.
Noah Martin
Gee, what a surprise.
He could've at least done everyone the favor of making one the creepy fetish bullshit containment thread, and another the Discord AIDS containment thread.
Oh, who am I kidding? They would be the same thread.
Brandon Butler
See:
Eli Rodriguez
Why a do you guys bloat their heads by calling them "celebrities"? They aren't celebrities, they're attention whores on fucking Veeky Forums of all places. They are nowhere close to "celebrities".
>it's like every celeb is actually a huge asshole.
Where do you think you are? Of course they're assholes. They live off the attention of internet strangers, negative or no. The fucking autist made multiple threads just to "shitpost" and then openly admits it like he's just pulled off something epic, does that sound like a mentally sound person to you?
Angel Perry
I really want to play a ranger with Eye for Talent, taking the skirmisher, horse lord and wild hunter archetypes, and 1-3 levels of mammoth rider.
Slap a collar on it, and it's an insane, gargantuan death-machine.
There's no way for orcs to get Eye For Talent, is there?
Levi Gomez
What a surprise, namefaggotry and posturing results in cancer. Shocking. Probably same fag, for all I care.
Aaron Campbell
Should be. Unchained should be using the same archetypes.
Henry Fisher
It's not "every celeb is an asshole" but "assholes become celebs".
Asher Baker
actually, the new book Legacy of the First World I think? It lets half-orcs trade out Intimidating and Weapon Familiarity in order to give their animal companion a +2 buff to any physical stat
More limited than eye for Talent, but also doesn't eat a feat.
Joshua Rogers
>Orc >half-orc Unless theres a way for full blood orcs to snipe half-orc shit.
Jack Peterson
Sorry; we've been discussing half-orcs a lot recently, missed that there was only syllable in your race name.
Justin Lee
Actually, sorry, meant half-orcs, not or s, so it works. Awesome. Really going to miss that weapon familiarity, though, but Gargantuan Warcat.
Jack Sanders
But how come half-elves are so good?
Angel Hughes
Have you considered a Gorthek instead?
They're ridiculous both mechanically and visually, and entirely thematic for orcs.
Isaiah Lewis
Can you combine wildblood and crossblood?
Austin Phillips
There was a FAQ on it; no. It specifically called out such bullshit as the Sylvan Bloodline getting an animal companion.
Nicholas Parker
Fuck. Well there goes my idea.
Is there anyway to pick up a second bloodline?
Jacob Reyes
> no last day rush of ensoulment apps
Guess people really were tapped out.
Oh well. It'll be fun to speculate for a day. I'm hoping for some upsets.
Parker Richardson
The Eldritch Heritage line of feats.
Jaxson Reyes
We still got the final hour. I hope Vigilante Redhead is alive.
Connor Barnes
Look on the bright side, the refugees will flood into WotR and LotLK.
Asher Long
Malefex just came out, what's the verdict? The at-will curses seem neat
Eli Garcia
Ensoulment when??
Brayden Bell
If Jericho doesn't get in, I intend to molest Protagonist to death.
John Garcia
What games are still open? I'm hungry for something to write a terrible app for.
Joseph Rivera
Ensoulment is open for another 2 hours if youre a bad enough dude to shitpost at incredible speed.
James Perry
>come up with an idea in 2 hours and write it up
Get this...
She's a princess, right? From some little western tinpot kingdom, anything, really, but she's a princess.
And she's devoted her life to establishing a dictatorship of the proletariat.
Xavier Russell
Ensoulment is circling the drain, Tuvarkz has Wrath of the Righteous, and Land of the Linnorm Kings is coming.
Benjamin Jones
I personally dislike the class, because the malefex's debuffs tend to be non-damaging, and they are hardly on par with a Vancian caster's hyper-debuffing AoE spells, so a malefex cannot reshape a battle to a strong degree.
Is my assessment incorrect? Is a malefex actually capable of being as useful in and out of combat as, say, an inquisitor or an occultist? I would genuinely like to know. From my gut evaluation, a 5th-level inquisitor or occultist wholly blows away a malefex in terms of overall usefulness, particularly since the malefex is still stuck with least maledictions.
I know that this is an unfair comparison due to it being cross-publisher, but if I wanted to play an at-will debuffer with skill utility, I would play an avowed instead. At least I could dole out worthwhile damage during the process.
Brayden Harris
>Land of the Linnorm Kings is coming.
Is there room for an Arcadian barbarian in a Land of the Linnorm Kings campaign?
Jason Young
That... Actually sounds pretty fun and honestly decently viable...
Owen Reyes
The Land of the Linnorm Kings has an Ulfen colony in Arcadia called Valenhall, where Linnorm Kings and Ulfen Heroes go to retire and die.
Play with that information as you will.
Jaxson Green
They're also all Swift's, which means the malefex has her whole turn to spend even if the target makes their save. Plus the talents and all
James Rivera
I'm sorry. I realized I couldn't make her work plus she would've had it out for Jericho and I'm fairly sure her grudge would've gotten her killed.
Asher Allen
What if they teamed up to Kill C3?
Brody Howard
That's a shame. What were the issues you'd run into?
Logan Watson
Wasn't there a new Fluffy Tail game?
Ryder Wright
Hmm, sounds interesting. There's definitely a way to work a connection, then. And I said barbarian, but I probably meant Brutal Slayer.
Jose Johnson
Closing in 71 minutes. Picks probably not until tomorrow night at the earliest.
Christian Gutierrez
Who cares?
Samuel Martinez
What's the most bodacious gestalt for the Paladin-est Paladin around?
Grayson Davis
>this nerd doesn't appreciate comfy
Show us on the doll where fun touched you, user
Asher Ward
What sources are available?
Isaiah Brown
You can't run a game on "comfy" or "lewd". Also kitsune are dumb.
Aaron Carter
Is that juice made from gooseberries?
Aaron Rodriguez
I want Protag inside me!
Tyler Smith
1pp unless I bully really hard, and I like to save my bully points for when I really need them.
Luke Russell
You mean the sexual way? Or the cute way like Jack would?
David Turner
Well you're in luck because he is getting ready to fuck a lot of people!
Jack Campbell
>can't run a game on lewd
Aren't there like...four lewd games going on right now?
Jeremiah Baker
In that case, you're going to want something to shore up your missing abilities, is charisma based, and doesn't mind being in heavy armor.
sounds like you want to be an oracle.
Luke Harris
Definitely the sexual way! He's so charming and smart! No other DM-husbando even comes close.
Mason Cook
>only four
Colton Rodriguez
I mean four /pfg/ openly recruited games. There are probably thousands of private lewd games!
Gavin Parker
They have a premise. Even Ensoulment, which has the shakiest premise possible (impress the Princess by wanking about philosophy), has a setting.
Fluffy Tails doesn't have shit. You're basically playing Maid RPG.
Samuel Mitchell
how do you make a character act "qlippoth-like"? what kinds of behaviors help show that kind of influence off?
David Lewis
Could be!
Josiah Adams
Oh! Yeah, that could be really neat. Hmm...
What kind of Curse would a Sun God worshipper have?
Matthew Powell
Hatred. So much hatred. Not anger, just hatred.
John Perry
Read "I have no mouth and I must scream" and simulate what you believe a humanoid AM would do in the given situation.