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The other one isn't labelled properly, this will one here will be fine.

Don't shame me. At least it's hotter than the succubus in the AD&D monster manual.
And who knows how many young lads had their first jollies with that one.

Or thicc bih Lolth.

For that thread's OP's question - probably not all that hard to convert him, really. You take a Bretonnian Knight of the Realm as your base, can put him on a horse or on foot as the mood takes you (though the latter obviously requires some converting). For the mace, you can take the staff from a Damsel for the head and shaft, or a banner pole from Adeptus Sororitas/most Bretonnian units, like the Knights of the Realm.

The candles and the mitre would be easy enough to greenstuff, but if you really wanted bits for them, take the candles off of Dwarf miners and the mitre off of the old Confessor model from 40k (though it might not look good on top of a helmet).

I doubt there will ever be art more 80s than this.

>be a grail knight
>chosen by my god
>see this

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

In fluff?

Easily kill all three.

On the table?

Welcome to how Space Marines feel.

Yeah, that lizard would have feathers now.

>Get a bunch of peasants
>put them in the way of the Rhinox dudes
>use as many peasants as necessary until the things get bogged down in bodies or gorge themselves on twisted peasant meat
>ride in gloriously to actually kill the riders and get all the praise
>make sure the tapestry commemorating your victory does not include any peasants in the foreground

Hit them in the ass.

Eh, I think a grail knight could take on one fluff wise. Going by the RPG that could work.

>space marines
>tfw outclassed by a bunch of blue aliens in both fluff and tabletop

But I just ran out of peasants after doing the same thing to chaos knights? Any other suggestions?

Explain 6e ravening hordes

Which is ironic considering it's from the nineties.

GET! MORE! PEASANTS!

Soooo do we as knights of Bretonnia actually need those peasants?

What is there to explain? The 5th edition army books weren't compatible with 6th edition so they were get-you-by rules until the new books came out.

But since they needed to fit in a small booklet they were extremely barebones and simple. And it turns out the most wonky things in the game are facilitated by broken special rules. Since Ravening Hordes didn't have many special rules, taken as a whole it's pretty balanced.

So wait, how do trolls reproduce? Weren't there female troll models or something?

How come trolls can't be rad and get their own mini-faction

They make the food, but it's not like there's ever a shortage of the bastards.

Grail Knights in fluff do things like bounce artillery off their chests and kill vampire lords and even fucking greater daemons. Some fat fags on a shaggy rhino are no threat to fluff Grail Knights.

>Warhammer game trailer
>the humans are the ones getting slaughtered

Warhammer fantasy hasn't fallen completely to human-wankery, like wh40k.

Fantasy is about humans jobbing super hard to everything ever, but despite it the species as a whole manages to push on.

Only space marines get wanked.

So English.

Charge!

Man, remember freehand?
I guess GW stopped doing it because it was daunting to newcomers and in the last few years started with moulded decoration.

But in the old days every model had some.

Makes you wonder how that happens when they're stuck in villages and not really allowed to leave, work every day except holidays, and don't really get that much in the way of food. Ignoring genetic problems, where would they get the time/energy/reason to breed like rabbits to be underfoot enough to die in droves without problem?

Then again, I have no idea how a Bretonnian city is supposed to work. I know the real world Middle Ages had plenty of cities, but from how WFB makes it sound, Bretonnia cannot handle anything above the small town level, and the Empire is the only one that can be distinctly urban.

Bretonnia was a dialed to 11 parody like everything else originally was.

It wasn't supposed to make sense any more than the Empire being at war with literally everyone its entire history and still existing.

>grail knights think they are hot shit because they have to gang up on blood dragons
>sigmarite religion is literally anti vampirism due to nagash getting his shitter so thoroughly shattered by based siggy that he retroactively cursed every vampire.

The moral of the story is: shoot the bastard.

Actually, that's consistent with human behavior in really hard and awful times. People breed more when there's a famine or plague.

On a completely different note, those of a slaaneshi bent should go vote in this poll and determine what kind of battle wizard is getting Beastman'd.
strawpoll.com/ec7s4f5

>but from how WFB makes it sound
Just remember that all the human nations in WHFB are rooted in historical wargaming, and their nations would operate at least somewhat in line with how their historical counterparts did.

Is-s that poll going to lead to some artwork or something?

hello yes I am a Slaanesh daemon player
what does chuuni mean

That shirt collar triggers me pretty hard, I'll be honest.

Writefaggotry, no artwork. I know what my talents are and what they aren't.

it's an /a/ term for that phase kids go through where they're bubbling with unwarranted self-importance and obsessed with having cool powers with cool names. The kid who spent five minutes standing still and growling to charge up an ultimate attack when you played pretend.

Haughty light wizard best option.

Beast wizard would be fine with it.

I vote that one. Because it's best to break their concept of self-importance with the crushing reality of a turgid gor phallus. The others are either too meek, which isn't nearly as fun to break in, or in the light wizard's case a tsundere that goes from "I-it's not like I enjoy being defiled" to hips moving on their own.

Someone that has a high opinion of themself might still end up liking it, but they'd still be stuck picking up the pieces of their shattered ego.

I guess this is why I play Slaanesh.

>Pick up 9th Age
>Go to Adepticon for some tournament play
>First opponent is a neon haired hambeast
>She's playing Chaos warriors
>Game starts
>My archers target her Chaos Lord riding a dragon
>"These shooting at him"
>Her face turns red
>Her cheeks puff out as she inhales as deepas she can
>Screams "JUDGE!" as she starts to cry
>Judge rushes over seeing her crying
>"What happened?"
>She blubbers "Pronouns, he, pronouns!"
>Judge looks over at me
>Shrug and say "I have no idea"
>Hambeast sniffles and points her hoof like claw at me "He called my Chaos lordette a man! That's transphobia!" she bellows as she cries into her arm blubber
>Suddenly silence in the gaming hall
>Everyone turns to me
>Judge demands I leave for being transphobic
>Appeal
>Denied for not using Xe pronouns the judge prefers
>Pack my stuff up
>Walk out the room
>They start singing the Steven Universe theme and stamping their feet

And that was the last time I played 9th Age.

>empire "men" think they are hot shit because they can hide behind their state troops to shoot the enemy
>lady of the lake literally gives her servants ward saves to protect them

hello copypasta
I almost missed you from the last thread

Going by what grail knights can do in fluff and what they get in the WFRP, a single grail knight could throttle all three Ogres and Rhinos with his bare hands

>lady of the lake
Reminder that she is literally liadrielle
A fucking elf.

>implying any bretcuck even comes close to the fabulous awesomeness of BALTHASAR GELT

>Reminder that End Times

here, I'm to the point where I'm introducing the wizard and there's a tie between the gold and light wizards. I'm going to run a tiebreaker vote between the two.
strawpoll.com/s4bbcdc

Maybe fluffwise, although those are usually Grail Knight lords that do the crazy shit.

Based off the RPG, a base ogre is a scary threat to even fourth careers. Those ogres would probably have be in one of the creature careers. I kind of want to roll that out now.

He kind of looks like the douchenozzle you'd see at a party, showing up with a couple of cronies and laughing about spending his dad's money.

Is this the shitposting-about-SJWs general?

Do the gold wizard. You know it to be the right choice. You know that she must be broken- shattered. That human self-confidence and self-importance must be torn away from her and stomped into the ground under hooved feet by the dark children of the forest.

Base Ogres don't really have anything to go for them except having 3 attacks

their WS, S and T are all pretty average, or even below average, considering we're talking about people who eat rocks

Even if they hit him, a grail knight in full armor should be strong enough to tank everything they throw at him

No, that was last general. If that's what you're looking for, try /v/? I think they talk about this stuff still.

it's canon in Total warhammer too.
>mfw lileath is a Madam who whores out her worshippers after you pay her some amber.

>No, that was last general
Oh good.

Oh, you're right. I was looking at the imperial ogre thing. Little leaner in the bestiary.

Oh, in that case

It doesn't matter where you go. End times is canon until GW realizes the terrible mistake they've made and says otherwise.

End Times is literal trash and should remain separate from the thread. There's a reason it used to say "no discussion of End Times or Age of Sigmar".

>lastest Warhammer fantasy related stuff released by GW.
>"N-no, the lady is an oc donut steel goddess, not lileath playing around with some bretniggers"

Myrmidia >>>>>> Elf gods

here again, the poll's decided. Haughty light wizard wins with three votes to the chuuni gold wizard's two. I will post links to a pastebin when i'm done, here and on /trash/.

Total warhammer is not end times.

I thought it wasn't said - hinted maybe, but never clearly. Orion would say something about Brets not realizing who their Lady is.

>research liadrielle - lady of the mists.
>you get 50 diplo bonus with bretonnia.
come on now. Orion doesn't even interact with bretonnia in the thin bits of lore in the game. He is all about killing beastbulls

Kinda' like I was replying to a post that wasn't about TWW

She was originally an ancient entity of the forest that not even the elves recognized. I'd imagine they'd have recognized their own goddess.

>TWW was written by GW
>not IP handed to CA so they could make whatever

Disappointing.

I'll look at it anyway, I guess.

>IP handed
>CA literally had to use GW notes to make bretonnia because they weren't allowed to make their own stuff.

>she was an OC donut steel deity that NO ONE recognized.
Sure, which is why bretonnian wizardkids get deported to Athel loren, home of the wood elves, the boys act as manservants until they die and women live there and occasionally come back as damsels of the lady.

Bretonnia is full on elfaboo

I was talking about what Orion might say on the diplomacy screen.

he says that Ariel and the "lady" are friends and that giles le breton is stalking every faction leader.

No!
It is not as we need this peasants or care or anything, stupid.

That is admittedly a failing on GW's part - they have to explain how Bretonnians and Wood Elves are supposed to fight if the Lady is actually an elven goddess, who by all rights they should favor as much as the rest of their pantheon. So their solution is to have her be mysterious and unrecognizable to Orion and Ariel, though akin to them. She doesn't seem that widely worshiped as Lileath, so maybe she can get away with not being recognized much, especially if she's focusing most of her time on the Brets.

I still can't agree with her choices though, and she comes off as being extremely manipulative even when her own neck is on the line. Comes off more edgy than bittersweet to have the epitome of chivalry act so base.

the wood elves are a force of nature instead of a regular good aligned faction. Orion goes nuts and ravages south bretonnia every year when he wants to stretch his legs. They are aligned with the forces of order because chaos wants to corrupt their forest.

Also the wood elves largely worship Kurnuous, Isha and Loec instead of the traditional high elf pantheon.

Total war did a pretty good job of representing that, with elves ravaging south bretonnia half the time and the only way to ally with them was to declare war on beastmen.

By and large, Bretonnia has an agreeable climate and is relatively peaceful. If your lord isn't a TOTAL cretin your life will be pretty comfortable by Warhammer standards.

And yet the fuckers still invite beastmen to war on me if they decide they don't like my face.

That's nothing compared to Morathi, who let a bunch of Hung gangbang her witches to get them on board to attack Lustria.

>total cretin
bretonnian definitions of good lordship are pretty fucking terrible. The empire at least gets people pissed off enough to rebel.

>tfw no captured witchfu who slowly turns into a happy pious sigmarite waifu after you help her get over her drug addiction.

Now this I could writefag.

Maybe it's because I haven't tried starting as Carcassone or Bordelaux, but I've never seen that - the Wood Elves only seem to get brave enough to start picking on the south after the End Times, wherein I have to slowly strangle them and their ridiculously large garrison forces to death by sheer numbers. Then again I'm a faggot who can't make it to hard mode, so take of that what you will.

And you make a good point, especially in how wild the Wood Elves are. I should have also mentioned how strange it is for the Bretonnians to be fighting Wood Elves if their goddess is secretly an elven one. The explanation given seems to be basically that she went 'fuck elves they suck.' Which makes it weird how she's still an elven goddess, but who even cares at this point?

she seems to be fairly minor on the elven totem pole. If we go by guardians of the forest, elves know that the lady exists, and that she uses humans to protect her realm. An elf wonders why the lady would take interest in the Main character after she comes to him in a visit.

To be fair, those Hung boys are accurately named.

>I figure that we'll use sex to convince some humans to fight our battles for us, since it doesn't cost us gold or magic. I figure we can try to look to the Chaos barbarians to the north, particularly the Hung. At least they might be entertaining, even if we can't have any real fun.

When did this happen?

not him, but in the second tyrion and teclis books morathi bribes the norscans with a bunch of elf courtesans

So burn the forest?
Seems like it would be fairly easy to do if those inbred elf-bootlickers didn't block the way. Just go there when it's winter, chop trees, shoot anything that comes out, and keep repeating this process until you've salted the ducking ground and put a massive drawing of dickbutt where the forest used to be.

>Sigmar
Cuck.

>burn
the forests are magical and full of butthurt trees and angry elfs. They will probably burn you in the ruins of quenelles after fucking your army up.

Same reason why the empire doesn't or can't burn the reikwald. which is stupid because that is something that should specifically be done by a collaboration of life,
fire wizards and the church of sigmar

fine, myrmidia then.

That's why I said winter. Dwarves did that just to kill the savages and it worked beautifully for them.

elves go extra watchful during winter.
>forest fires in winter, in a magical forest no less
wew