Shit wizards do

Shit wizards do
Crazier the better.

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Grouping together to cast Wall of Stone again and again in the same spot to punch the moon.

Trying to impress nubile virgins with their Dungeoneering and Obscure Arcana skills.
Then bragging across the crystal ball that they put people to sleep without a spell using only sheer force of will

Tying their soul to so many obscure objects that they forget which items are phylacteries or not.

"No no no, don't use that dinner spoon, it, uh, has sentimental value. No wait, it's crap."

I need to make a lich who does this.

High-fiving by casting Wall of Limbs.

Multiclass into barbarian.

Also known as the Nerd Rager.

why are there so many images of wizards with guns in fantasy situations

Wizards know how to look into other worlds. They see other worlds where guns are featured. They are smart enough to see value in a powerful, point and click interface boomstick.

Wizards don't need to explain shit to you.

So that explains why in doom weapons just lay around.

>Be Alienist summoner
>Automatically summon the Far Realm equivalent of something through a normal summon spell
>Limits my summon spell lists into using upper or lower planar creatures
>Never said anything about summons through rituals or assisting in spellcasting with multiple spellcasters
>Diabolic cult trying to summon a Styx dragon to wreak havoc on a city, am hidden amongst them, use spellcraft checks to delay the ritual, but party doesn't make it in time
The ritual Summons a Fiendish Pseudonatural Brainstealer Dragon in place of the named Styx dragon instead

BEEEEEEEES!

Put small children on the throne of England.

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Literally what Kaorti do to terraform terrain into the Far realm with their Cysts.

But as for Pseudonatural bees? Well, imagine a Swarm of Bees trying to sting you, except, they don't try, because they never ever, miss any of their fucking stings, and they're actually horrible flying tiny tentacles instead.

In addition to the SAN check, one has to avoid letting the bees into your mouth, and the toxins from the sting are probably that much worse.

That is of course, if we're talking about the minor, Psudonatural template, as there is one for Epic levels that amounts to super fucking OP.

whatever they want

But what are the things they want to do?