Serious

It's not even a meme. I have 2 BTC I made from shitcoins back in 2014 on Cryptsy and MCXnow, and now that I'm trying to cash them out I just can't. I literally can't. I'm thinking about just giving them away to Veeky Forums or my friends who don't live in the US or Canada.

Seriously what are my options?
>Buy giftcards - you don't know if the GC was bought with stolen CC
>Cash out and only tax 50% of gains - good luck explaining where that money came from to the IRS/CRA without a record of trades if they ever decide to audit you

I'll tip anyone who offers me SOLID advice as to how I'm supposed to cash out without ringing bells or being flagged as a money launderer. I'm in Canada by the way.

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Why would you get 50% tax from something you held for years

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Send them if you dont want

cash out into paypal then into your bank. Anything would help Op i lost coins from harddrive failure. Its my fault and anything helps. Thanks

Put your BTC on binance and swap it for USDT it's a coin that is tied 1:1 for the US dollar. You can safely relax with your money not subject to the volatility of the crypto market until you find a good way to cash them out.

Use local bitcoins or a bitcoin ATM.

Get one of those Bitcoin debit cards and just buy gold

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Forgot to add

quadriga?
local bitcoins?
give to me?
I'm in canada I'll cash em all out for you and get audited. idgaf my credit history is garbage anyways

sell them on quadrigacx you dumb fucking idiot

>or my friends who don't live in the US or Canada
If there is a really close friend whom you trust, you could send the coins to him and let that person cash out?