You have 10 seconds to prove you're not Alpharius

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not Alpharius.

Waddn't me.

Just trust my word on it.

Clearly, there has been a case of mistaken identity, fellow Imperial Citizen.

What's an Alpharius.

I have nails in my head, this of course results in me being ANGERY
as a result, I cannot be Alpharius

I'm Omegon

What if I'm Alpharius? Or you? We could go on all day.

you're Alpharius

Uh
UHHHH
JACKIE CHAN

I can't be Alpharius because I am Omegon

He has such pretty eyes

I am Alpharius.

I'm Konrad.

I'm Wayne.

>Irritating cunt
>Always stiring shit up
>Sometimes there is more than one of him
>Thinks he's so damn clever

Guys I think wayne might actually be Alpharius.

I am the terror that flaps in the night

Who?

I could be Alpharius, or maybe not. Time will tell.

If I was actually Alpharius, then you never would have been given reason to suspect me.

FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK

Sounds like something Alpharius would say.

I am Omegron.

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>Omegron

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>yfw alpha legion infiltrate space marine quads without telling eachother
>yfw not even alpha legion would know if another marine is alpha legion
>yfw every space marine is potentially alpha legion save for girlyman and other oldfaggots

I don't object to being recognized as Alpharius.

But user, look, I am the extremely loyal Rogal Dorn!

>implying Girlyman isn't also possibly Alpharius/Omegron clone sleeper agent whose had it's memories altered to think it's Girlyman.
>implying the oldfags aren't secretly Alpha Legion sleeper agents as well.

wait
wait
i got this
i am legion

NO, I AM NOT LEGION
I'M NOT ... ah fuck bolt to the head it is

Alpharius? No, my name is Constantin Valdor........

This is a trick question. If you even know who Alpharius is, then you have enough forbidden lore to be blammed.

Sorry, I can't do it. Any evidence that I could put forward proving I'm not Alpharus would in fact prove that I am Alpharus. Unless I'm really Omegon pulling a fast one.

I can't be Alpharius because Alpharius was wearing a helmet. I, clearly, am not. Ergo I am a different person.

I am Alpharius, my admitting it proves I'm not because a covert chaos operative would never do that.

...

Alright, but you have 5 seconds to prove YOU'RE not Alpharius

Or would they?

hahaha that got me

mfw everyone in the thread but me is Alpharius

"I'm Alpharius"

"I think, therefore I am Alpharius."

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But I'm Spartacus

I assure you, I absolutely am the original Alpharius.

Funny, that sounds exactly like something Alpharus would say.

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I am the Senate.

DEEPEST LORE

My flashlight was confiscated but it's okay I've got some light reading.

I'm alive.

>You have 10 seconds to prove you're not Alpharius.

I give myself a papercut which won't heal in 10 seconds.

I am Guilliman, your lord and savior, now move out before i disband your ordo.

I don't accept the word of xenos scum unquestioningly, ergo i can't be that dumb fuck alpharius.

This

I'm alive. I can't be him

I love Gulliman's cock.

>Turns around
WUTZ AN ALFARIUZ?

Is wayne one guy, or many anons using the same name to stir things up and make fun of the Namefag meme?

Both?

but I'm actually Omegon

>whips out dick

It works, therefore I am not Alpharius

he's more than 2 feet taller than I am.
also he's dead.

How do I know you're not Alpharius, and this isn't just a cunning ruse?

Easy. He is dead.

What the hell is this? where is your uplifting primer, guardsman?