CONFESS

I tethered my portfolio at the bottom of the dip last night. I was waiting for the bull trap all day. But it didn't come so I FOMO'd back into BTC like 2 hours ago. Still have 25k in tether but holy fuck I just pissed away so much money

I found out about bitcoin when they were 30 cents a piece. If I had used my Christmas money that year entirely on buying bitcoins, I could have, in theory, made a 6,500,000% profit ($600 to $39,300,000)

>I fucked a black girl in a hotel room using my bitcoin gains to pay for it.
>I look at sissy porn and jerk off using it
>I look at straight porn and jerk off using it
>I jerk off
>while fucking black girl I looked at porn and had her jerk me off
>she gave me a blow job
>I was not married to her
>I stole someones pen
>I look at women I meet with lustful eyes

i sold 400 eth at $40

I've lost 28% in the past two days due to FOMO.

>end my life

I chase pumps.

I bought 10 BTC 6 months ago and my port is worth 5 BTC

I shilled bitbean and even 3d printed glow in the dark keychains

:(((

I'm all in on Bitbay but feeling comfy
Already went x4 but more is coming

I spent 8 bitcoins on a half ounce of molly in 2013 and 2 bitcoins on 100oz of silver in jsnuary

Bought 182 ant shares and sold

are you selling these?

selling 30 ltc at 220... before it hit ATH, didn't buy back when it fell down to 200....

I TRIED TO CATCH THE FALLING KNIFE

I GOT SLICED UP

how many beans for a keychain

My dad told me to sell my LINK at $.7 and rebuy when it dumped but I didn't listen.

I pay my taxes but tell everyone else on biz not to

i shitposted on Veeky Forums

I bought into bch at 4400

I paid 900ish for 5 ltc, sold in a panic yesterday for 770.

Bought 5 ltc over that last 24hrs for about $1400

I promised to myself I will only hold BTC through this bear market, but today I bought shitcoins with all of it and now I pray to sell at buy price and of course for forgiveness.

I sold my XMR at 400 and bought back in yesterday at 320..

I can cash out now for a total 2.5x on initial then try to rebuy lower or HODL and pray

I might overload BitFlur's servers when I'm requesting paypal deposits

I bought etheremon at the bottom of the pyramid

I sold 100 eth at $1 when it first launched.

I hate myself.

i bought bitcoin with my student loans and now I'm addicted to shitcoins

Why is the priest fat

same

but siacoin will payoff big time

I have no friends/family and am spending christmas alone

CON. FESS.

Priests are always fat, old and pedos.

I sold it all but 500 in btc to go all in on xvg... and it dumped. Did not sell link at .69 still holding these post sibos bags.

Happens to us all my son.

SPAZ.

I sold my bags of XVG at 11 cents because I had no faith in it and put my money in SNM instead like Pajeet told me to.

I still could, does $10 shipped to the us seem fair?
I can do other altcoins too.

Guilty of this too

sold 100k verge at 60 sats
sold 500 ants/neo at $6
sold 30k walton at 50 cents
sold link and req at their ATL's after bagholding for three months and cashed out to fiat when bitcoin was 10k
been in crypto since june and still even with what i started with

I've stopped trading over the festive season altogether. It's just a few days. The market will reopen and return to normal hours. I am still looking for something to scalp, however.

nigga i aint paying 1000 beans for a keychain

i often vigorously shill and/or fud coins that i don't own and may or may not know anything about. Sometimes in the same threads, posting from my phone/4G and my laptop/wifi so that i have 2 different IDs

150k here but same price. Feelsbadman.jpg

I sold COSS at .59cents to try and increase my COSS stake. I went up 150% but COSS DID A 5X.
I AM THE SELLER WHO MADE THE LAST DIP BEFORE IT MOONED. I JUST WANTED MORE COSS. MOMMMMMYYYYYYY

i had 21 bch, if i rebuy now i'll only get 10

this crash needs to happen

this shit is so gay.

I think I should build a business around REAL LIFE, ACTUAL PRODUCTS PEOPLE CAN USE EVERYDAY.

THANKS BIZ

I am John McAfee and I am promoting TRON (TRX) tomorrow.

Sold most my crypto at the beginning of the year would havr mever guessed it would blown up like this unreal missed profits is 100k+ im 23 and dont even work

I had bitcoin when it was cheap but blew it on illegal drugs.

i pulled 120k out of my mortgage and bought bitcoin at $18k - my wife doesn't know.... thought I could surprise her for xmas.

The only surprise now will be my untimely death by accidental overdose.

Sold verge too early.

I went all in on PRL.

>betting your house on a highly volatile digital asset at its all time high in an emerging and unregulated market that is subject to extreme manipulation.

literally just wait 2 weeks, it will be 30k by the end of january you mong

I'm holding 5 coins for a portfolio worth around $2,000. Half of it is LTC and I keep waiting for this shit to do it's $1500k EOY thingy. Whatever, I bought most of it when it was $30.

HAAHHHAHAHHAH

I gambled with BCash after promising myself I wouldn't ever buy it again. I bought it again when it was added to Coinbase, and got burned again. Lost another 1.4k.

Discoverd Verge, knew it would blow up, didn't go all in and sold too early because everyone was saying it's vaporware and dogecoindark. Then bought TRX thought I would make gains but it just kept bleeding out. No more day trading from now on, will only accumulate and hold good coins.

I bought 25k tron at 234 sats
I don't know anything about this shit i just like to laugh at the numbers going up and down

I lost over half my LINKs trying to time the market.

if even a retard like me can gain money in this you can too mongoloid, just buy the dips

bought a lot of nxt at 7k too, my first 100%

I lost 20btc betting on the 2016 us presidential election

I became a stinky linkie for the first time today, right at the peak. And then it crashed.

The universe won't stop fucking with me. Every time I sell a moon mission begins within 3 hours. Every time I buy there's a crash within 3 hours.

I could have gotten into Bitcoin in 2009. Was browsing /g/ on the reg and always saw the buttcoin threads.

At the time I dismissed the idea completely (not backed by anything, fake internet money, ponzi etc.).

Buy high sell low, what could go wrong?

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I bought BCH in the open in Coinbase, which crashed right after. Rather than waiting and monitoring before jumping in.

i bet 100s of BTC in 2012 on satoshi dice because it was worth like nothing at the time

I don't own any bitcoins I just like posting pink wojacks.

yea my son though you walk through the valley of the shadow of pepe you shall fear no evil.

i am with you

i put $1500 into ripple and i don't even know what it is

I like shitposting about having mortgaged my house to buy in on the peak. All the (You)'s. There's just something so liberating about it.

i bought tron at 315

I'm a normie. I have no clue what I'm doing. I don't want to get rich, I just want to pay my debts.

There's so many regulations put into place since 2008 that it's literally impossible to get into an amount of date in any civilized country that you can't pay off. And even if you became insolvent because of a life event that makes you eligible for renegotiation and worst case scenario bankruptcy.

I have no idea what I'm doing and bought a $75 folio of BTC, ETH, and LTC yesterday on an absolute whim because I thought the fall in value was a trap

Got a job working for a shitcoin and me+other coworkers play the market like a fucking fiddle off insider info.

student loans will fuck you and they come after you forever

I bought BCH at .270000
Will be holding these bags until the next pump and dump...aka like a month

Vitalik Buterin raped me. I was too afraid to tell anyone

I bought bcash at $3900 knowing it was a terrible idea.

I was addicted to porn for 5 years, then I broke my addiction and went on a 15-month no-fap.
I relapsed once last year and since then I've been re-addicted on a consistent basis.
I unironically frequent Veeky Forums for the clickbait instagram whores more than I do actual crypto advice.

I also did this.

I've bought high and sold low in 2013. Got burned, only to return last month.

I like pizza!

And I like pasta!

I'm Satoshi and hate AB

No skin in the game, I just love seeing coiners rage :^)