Warhammer 40,00 General /40kg/

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Someone plz share for poorfags.

Can you fuck off already and stop posting this in every single thread?

Oh, and a vindicator with a storm bolter.

Is this box good enough to start a Ynnari army?

Why, do you hate white people or something?

>Heavy bolt pistol
>Smaller than regular bolt pistol
>Two round magazine

girls in this hobby is either middle-aged, a tranny or a SJW

Those magazine's are almost as hilarious as the one of the old Ahriman model's bolt pistol. That one could hold half a round at most

Should I start an Iron Warriors or Death Korps army?

Is the various forgeworld guard armies being included in the 8th ed rules a sign we might be getting moar guard plastics similar to the 30k armour for marinelets?

NO UN CAN TOP GORKDON RAMZAY'S COOKING! UN I TELLZ YA!

>Literally found it an hour ago when looked for a newbie lore guide for a friend
I didn't even saw that here. You seem to be a salty faggot actually

America much?
You guys have such creepy gaming places that I'm not surprise.

Don't be a marine fag.

Go Death korps, bro

>it w-wasn't me I swear
>other user's must've been posting it
>I didn't even know about it

Fuck. Off.

>Good loadout for a leviathan

Pretty much don't take the Cyclonic Ion whatever.

Grav Flux Bombard is broken good, Storm Cannon is also great and in certain situations better than the bombard without being overall broken.

If you're running one melee weapon, drill. If you're running two, drill and claw.

Also stormravens can carry a dread based off the dread keyword, so if you were taking a Stormraven anyhow consider dropping the leviathan in the middle of your opponents force for maximum Jesus Christ.

>tfw the trannies at my store are nicer looking and more tolerable than the normal girls
Life is cruel. All the girls are really short, fat, unkempt and obnoxious.
It's awful. I wonder if the girls into 40k overseas are nicer looking.

not even american, thats how the world is currently

Try me bitch.

Armies being featured means nothing. The SoB and Black Templars also have bits of fluff, artwork, and pictures with models in the book, whilst everybody knows those are gonna be squatted in the next few months.

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 7 (7d1)

Man I haven't used dice in ages.

Okay one more: Try me bitch.

Grill at local GW in my area is both a girl (female) and about as normal as anyone else in the hobby. Your local gaming group is just weird.

Why are T'au so sexy ?
Bumping with sexy Tau girls

What army does she play and what's she like? We only have dudes where I am.

>being this mad about someone posting a youtube link on mongolian cartoon pornography image board
Your thread is here

Sisters confirmed for september update.

>Litteral fishface
>Sexy

Fuck of, furfag

Probably needed an excuse for more pouches. If they actually bother explaining It, It'll be something edgy as hell, like "THEY ONLY NEED ONE SHOT TO KILL... BUT THEY GOT A LOTTA KILLIN' TO DO"

We have one art school girl that plays chaos, and one tranny that plays tau.

i long for respite from the suffering that is being a word bearers player

God that is fucking hideous.

>Fish
>Fur

Choose One (1)

Forgive me for being new but I cant seem to find anything about command points or required army composition in the rules.

In AOS you're required to have specific battleline units as a baseline tax so you cant spam the shit out of one thing. I'm not sure but I thought 40k had something similar.

That face ...
>Causes Fear

My playgroup has a 14 members (me included) and 4 of them are females. Like a real females with no penises. One is my GF, two are some random players and one is mainly painting and having fun with kitbashing. None of them look or act weird. Just female normies spending their time at lgs

Pages 240 - 245

Are rules for the Glaive out anywhere?

Furfags, scalefags, all the same degenerates to me

Under Guilliman you're getting ELDAR'D, join the greater good instead to not get cucked.

>that image
DECIMATE! OR MAKE HER INTO DAEMONOCULABA!

The furry community isn't picky... or smart. They likely have a sub-community for fish-fuckers. Also, you're either defending furries, T'au, or both, so just commit Sudoku.

Source? Google just gets Kill Team stuff.

It's in the advanced rules in the back.

You can only get cp if you have a battle forged army; that is to say you army must fit into one or more of the detachments listed in the rule book. Doing so nets you an automatic 3 cp.

For example a brigade detachment require's you to field two HQ choices and three troops choices and provides a bonus 3 cp (For a total of six if it's your only detachment).
By contrast the spearhead detachment needs one HQ and 3 heavy support and only gives +1 cp, but allows you to bring up to six heavy support units.

>using t'au
Good goy. But tau don't need defending.

Just finished reading Hammer of Olympia. Perty is a turbo-cuck, literally gets schooled by his mortal sister after basically just fucking up his entire life despite being given a Guilliman-tier easy start compared to most of the Primarchs.

Looks like you got decimated yourself, faggot

He doesn't have a source, he's just a desperate sisters-fag who can't accept his niche army is inline to be squatted.

>That Mk II armour looks chunky and badass
>Actual FW models have skipped leg day for an entire century and look like shit

Sucks, I love crusade-era armies.

If i take conscripts and boost their numbers to 50, they still count as 2 troop choice for detatchment porpoises?

I would pick ELDAR'ed any day over your filthy blueberry abominations.

>> 1

What, as in two units of 50 Conscripts? Yeah, that's still only two units so two Troops Choices.

DOES ANYONE IN AMERICA PLAY OBJECTIVES

Nice.

Going to start painting tomorrow, should I start with poxwalkers or Plague Marines?

First time painting since 4th edition.

Define play objectives. Do you mean the cards? The cards are nice but it's easy to get fucked and have no CP to discard with.

I prefer playing objectives. I tended to roll off to determine what kind of game, 50/50 EW/Maelstrom, then d6 for whichever table.

>sand

I remember a long time ago, some guy made custom Thousand Son terminator bodies that looked amazing. Anyone seen those?

Yeah, kill points are boring

>I prefer to lose my waifu to an eldar than even dare to hope to have a better life outside of the imperium

>Get to pick between horny space elves only now being able to have sex outside of the Path of the Parent

>Or getting mindwiped and sterilized by blueberry ayylmaos

Tough choice.

communism is not realistic without unrealistic mind control.

I don't think you understood, its not your wife gets ELDAR'ed, its you.

I got Draigo and a NDK as a gift just prior 7th ed started. Never started to play, because the game unbalance and army cost. Now with 8th and more free time I bought another NDK and 3 boxs of terminators, and got 8 metal GK in power armor with halabards and 2 incinerator and 2 psycanon ones.
I don't have the money to get the rule book or indeks yet. But I want to assemble the army.
The metal models are easy as they don't have any options, but what about the NDKs or the terminators. What weapons should I use, should I run the terminators as paladins or normal termintors ?

I can't wait for all the sisters posting in September. The amount of salt from haters that the army finally got plastic will be astronomical.

This is why you should keep romance to within your own species.

How are Tau even communists? They are imperialist, secular and have a caste system. Where does the communism come in?

Are Chaos Predators worth it this edition?

What's the most elite army or the cheapest army to buy into?

Probably knights.

the idea that everybody is the same. They're actually a mix of the roman empire (they use the same conquer tactics) communist russia and india.

Check the halfbreed pic, human mother and Eldar father.
You're not getting that space elf pussy.

Check out Yvraine and Rowboat.

>Want to start a Guard army
>Going to use DK Grenadiers instead of Scions as infantry core
>No longer on sale

ree

>check out a mutant demigod

>They are imperialist
Like CCCP was and China is
>secular
Like CCCP formally was but irl Stalinism was nearly a religious cult

Poxwalkers, they've got larger areas to paint while you get back into the swing of things. Leave the plague marines and their fiddly details until your brush control's come back a bit.

Chinaboi that shit

They seem to have no evidence of a free market, resources are controlled and distributed by the state. Gommunism.

Fuck off Perty.

I would but it's like fucking fight club.

Right, why would Eldar women choose the monnkeighlets over glorious 7 ft tall space elf dick? Meanwhile, being short is an attractive quality in women, so the ChadElves won't mind having some monkeigh side piece.

Unless you're a primarch, you don't stand a chance.

Sisters are so hot

I was told that GK were cheapest, aren't imperial knights very high cos, t because even if you need only 5 of them they still cost almost 200$ each.

>200$ each.
Where the holy hell are you buying your knights

I'm glad people post sisters artwork now. The shitposter's plan really backfired (inb4 he was just pretending)

>Reeeee I hate magic moar than anything
>Ends up being an entirely magical being

gj Morty.

It's not that hard man. Google that shit and reddit it too.

>The only dollar is the USD