DECK THE HALLS WITH CANDLES OF RED

...

when do i buy again to seal more gains

More pls this is now my new fetish

Here's a You

>THEN ONE FAGGY CHRISTMAS EVE
>THE IRS CAME TO SAY
>user WITH YOUR COINS IN SIGHT
>WOULD YOUR PAY YOUR TAXES TONIGHT

ON THE FIRST DAY OF Veeky ForumsMAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A BUBBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUY, they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum

our new coin rises
Pa rum pum pum pum

the finest smart contracts
Pa rum pum pum pum

it solves the oracle problem
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

gayest thread ive seen in ages

this is pretty nice

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good bread

kekekek

does this happen every time there is a correction. It's so festive

youtube.com/watch?v=SSZpI8sNshQ

Demento the pink-faced wojak
Had some very shiny bags
Full of LINK and Request
Even worse than all the newfags

All of the other wojaks
Used to post on Veeky Forums with all their gainz
But those gainz never came for Demento
Pajeets would just poo in his face

But then one foggy Forkmas Eve
Moneyskelly came to say
Demento with your bags so bright
Won't you pump ETH tonight

Then all the oldfags loved him
And Demento got his 8% gainz
It didn't matter in the end though
Because he couldn't cash out anyway!

very nice

>LAST CHRISTMAS, PAJEET GAVE ME HIS BAGS
>AND THE VERY NEXT DAY, I SOLD THEM AWAY
>THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS
>ILL NO LONGER GO ON DISCORDSSSSS

bestus

BEAR MARKET BEAR MARKET
BEAR MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COIN PRICES SWING
AND DOWN GOES THE KING
GROWING AND GROWING
RED CANDLES OF FUN
NOW THE MASSIVE DROP
HAS BEGUN
BEAR MARKET BEAR MARKET
BEAR MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS SELL LOW TIME
YOU DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
MY RED EYES A GLANCIN
NEVER BILLIONAIRE
MONEY DISSAPEARS IN THIN AIR

10/10

joy to the world, the bounce has come
let all receive their gains
let every account
prepare some funds
and FOMO buy right in
and FOMO buy right in
and FOMO, and FOMO, and buy right in

How the Grinch stole Christmas

Except Roger Ver is the Grinch and he wants to replace Christmas with Cashmas, and steals all the children of WhoVille's Gains.

Christmas is dead. Long live Christmas Cash TM.

And what happened, then? Well, in Coinville they say – Roger Ver's wallet grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas CASH came through, and Ver found the strength of ten Bitcoins, plus two!

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thanks OP this is the most fun thread ive seen in a long time

O come, all ye hodlers
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o come ye to Bags-lahem
Come and behold Him
Born the King of Crypto!
O come, let us adore Him
O come, let us adore Him
O come, let us adore Him
Bitcoin the Lord

Ripple gang
Ripple gang
Ripple gang
Ripple gang
Ripple gang

Made two small but optimal updates:

Demento the pink-faced wojak
Had some very shiny bags
Full of LINK and Request
Even worse than all the newfags

All of the other wojaks
Used to post on Veeky Forums with all their gainz
But those gainz never came for Demento
Pajeets would just poo in his face

But then one FUDdy Hardfork Eve
Moneyskelly came to say
Demento with your bags so bright
Sell and then pump ETH tonight

Then all the oldfags loved him
And Demento got his 8% gainz
It didn't matter in the end though
Because he couldn't cash out anyway!

"Cash'd Out" Carol

Oh the candles outside are frightful
But the fiat is so delightful
And since we've no bags to stash
Let it crash, let it crash, let it crash.
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping
The buys are sure dropping fast
Let it crash, Let it crash, let it crash.

Twas in the moon of winter-time
When all the gains had fled,
That mightyJohn McAfee
Sent pump and dumps instead;
Before their eyes the charts grew dim,
And wandering traders heard the hymn:
"Link is a Shit-Coin, Li-ink is shit,
Buy my bags instead."

Merry ChristmAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs

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MORE SONGS!! MORE SONGS! :D

im spent my dude
it was a good thread

Very great job. I will try and pick up where you left off. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone

>MORE SONGS!! MORE SONGS! :D

youtube.com/watch?v=A7UMBeonxkw. :D

>I SAW MUMMY KISSING MCAFEE CLAUS
>UNDERNEATH THE MINING RIGS LAST NIGHT
>SHE DIDN'T SEE ME WEEP
>DOWN THE STAIRS TO HAVE A PEEK
>SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRADING
>UP IN MY CRIB TENDIES FAST ASTEEP

>THEN I SAW MUMMY TICKLE MCAFEE CLAUS
>UNDERNEATH HIS PUBES SO OLDY WHITE
>OH WHAT A LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
>IF DADDY HAD ONLY SEEN
>MUMMY KISSING MCAFEE CLAUS LAST NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT

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Underrated.

(fixed it)

Tax Season:

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the Taxman is dwelling
And everyone's Selling
All because of Fear!
It's the most horrible time of the year

Nice

thx

Am included in the screencap

>ON THE SECOND DAY OF Veeky ForumsMAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:
>TWO TORMENTOUS DIPS
>AND A BUBBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

O Bitcoin fee, O Bitcoin fee
How long you take to transfer
O Bitcoin fee, O Bitcoin fee
Could BCash be the answer
Candles so green in bullish times
But turn to red when volume climbs
O Bitcoin Fee, O Bitcoin Fee
How long you take to transfer

I'll cash out by Veeky Forumsmas
You can plan on me
Please give money I can spend
That's backed by the treasury

Veeky Forumsmas eve will find me
Where the ATM screen gleams
I'll cash out by Veeky Forumsmas
If only in my dreams

Won't you please give money
I can spend
Backed by the treasury
For me

Veeky Forumsmas eve will find me
Where the ATM screen gleams
I'll cash out by Veeky Forumsmas
If only in my dreams

Keep it going!

>bit coin is crashing
glad i didn't buy into that meme, see you faggots when i buy at the low point and make a stable profit regardless of your meme currency.
:^)

fuck off, it's already recovering, and this is a jolly thread.

>ON THE THIRD DAY OF Veeky ForumsMAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:
>THREE TRANSFER FEEEEEEEEES
>TWO TORMENTOUS DIPS
>AND A BUBBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF Veeky ForumsMAS
MY FOLIO GAVE TO ME

4 Pink Wojaks
3 Transfer Fees
Two Tormentous Dips
And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

Join the fud discord
discord.gg/6xR6hy

padum padum padum pa dump dump dump

ON THE FIRST DAY OF Veeky ForumsMAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO ME

A PINK WOJAK HANGING FROM A TREE

FELIZ NAVIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ON THE FIFTH DAY OF Veeky ForumsMAS, MY FOLIO GAVE TO ME:
5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS!
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

LEL

ON the 6th day of Veeky ForumsMas my Folio Gave to me

Six Stinky Linkies
5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS!
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

Twas the night after ATH
Pajeets shilling the FOMOs to buy
Nothing but green candles on display
And good Veeky Forums boys hodling a pray
But alas, the bags were pre packed
For self thinking the /biztards/ lacked
In one full sweep the pajeets sold
And all biz boys were found dead cold

Merry ChristmAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

>On the 7th day of Veeky ForumsMas my Folio Gave to me:
7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
>5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

Dumps from Hotels
sweet panic sells
all seem to say
throw bags away
Cashmas is here
bringing some fear
Uncertainty and doubt
Can't cash out

actioncoin.io/ref/227046/

thanks guys!

On the 8th Day of Veeky ForumsMas my Folio Gave to MEEEEE

8 Pajeets Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
>5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

I'm dreaming of a green candle
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the chart tops grow more and newbies fomo
To hear Bloomberg shill Bitcoin

I'm dreaming of a green candle
With every long they liquidate
May your days be stressful and long
And may all your candles grow strong

I'm dreaming of a green candle
Just like the ones I used to think
Where my Bitcoin smashes and altcoins crashes
To see wojaks turning pink

damn thats good

On the 9th Day of Veeky ForumsMas my Folio Gave to MEEEEE

9 forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
>5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

you say that but the thread and stocks say otherwise :^)

LITTLE DONKEY, LITTLE DONKEY, ONAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA MOM HEEEELLLPP AAAAAA THE BAD MEN ARE BACK MAKE IT STOP YOU PROMISED CHRISTMAS WOULD BE COMFY AAAAAAA

>user THE CRYPTO TRADER
>HAD A PORTFOLIO
>AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
>YOU'D PROBABLY SAY IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is quite the thread

ON the 10th day of Veeky ForumsMas my Folio Gave to Meeeee

10 Arkie Mommies

>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

Ahhhhhhh, Aaahhhhhh, AAAAHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space

When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's sell

Let's sell
For fear the crash will come
Let's sell
For fear my life is done
Let's pay
At the peak is when I buy
Let's pay
Over the market, the freefalling market

When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space

ON the 11th day of Veeky ForumsMas my Folio Gave to Meeeee:

11 billion Chinese A waking!

>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

ON the 12th day of Veeky ForumsMas my Folio Gave to Meeee:

12 Shitcoin Mooning

>11 billion Chinese A waking!
>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

goodnight Veeky Forums.

keep the jolly spirit alive

even though, its been said many times many ways
buy high, sell low to you

ON THE 13TH DAY OF Veeky ForumsMAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO ME

13 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'S

for

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'ing

> 12 Shitcoin Mooning
>11 billion Chinese A waking!
>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

bro this is fire

PUT ONE STOP LOSS IN FRONT OF THE OTHER

AND SOON YOU'LL BE SELLING AT THE FLOOOOOOR

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On the Four Teen'th Day of /Baz/Mass muh Good Son gave to Me

14 Store of Value's

>13 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'S

for

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'ing

> 12 Shitcoin Mooning
>11 billion Chinese A waking!
>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

Wojack hell,
Sound the bell,
Bitcoin laid an egg,
The alts this year,
had no fear,
'til the buy price fell away

THERES NO SLEEPING user, YOU MUST BUY BUY THE DIP. OH GOD IT'S ALREADY CRASHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO, PLEASE STOP STOP STOP GOING DOWN.

Me too. I'm a recent emigrant from Trumpist/pol/
Fuck ideologies, make money

Knowing "with jews you lose" from /pol/ has steeled me against many a merchant trick here in the world of crypto my bro.

God speed to you this coming year and merry christmas.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>AAAAAAAAAAHHH You can tell by the way I shill my coins I’m a crypto man; no threads to join
>CRASHING HAAAAAAARGH-D AND I’VE BEEN WARNED MY PORTFOLIO -
>IS BEING MOURNED
>And it’s alright
>It’s Okay…
>I hodl for long gains anyway
>Now I can try
>To understand
>The crypto priced based on demand
>My coins are crashing so my keyboard a mashing –
>I’m selling the dive
>Selling the dive
>Bitcoin is breaking and my hands are shaking
>I’m selling the dive
>Selling the dive
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Selling the dive
>Selling the dive
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SELLING THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is it bad that you guys feel like an (awful) family to me?

3 wisemen bearing kill() destroy() and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa