Oh shit, it's the Commissar! Everyone act natural!

I make a point never to underestimate autistic rage. I remember when the scuseme meme was in full force, and I also remember the immediate fury it could conjure. It just seemed par for the course, like the BBEG-Ugh guys.

Susure

Don't worry, I got this.

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oh shit cheese it

>Cheese
>Rat
Heh

i was worried it might go over peoples heads

It's very subtle.

It really isn't.

helo I am inquisitor and not heretic

it wasn't funny, but it was an effective method of getting replies.

Nothing to see here commisar

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I am perfectly normal anonymous person.

Okay, nya!

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We kill'in Xenos or what Sir?!

Guardsman Shakira O'Brien, I know they have different regs on Carlos McConnel, but could you at LEAST be in uniform on inspection day?

Someone explain this meme?

>1d4chan.org/wiki/"Excuse_Me"_Guy

Okay that made me laugh.

DING DONG, HERESY CHECK TIME

Oh boy that Emperor, I sure love that Emperor. I love spending my entire life fighting in nasty hellholes instead of having time to drink and smoke and such.

I liked it. It got a little overused but it was fun.

No heresy here, Commissar! Especially not under my bunk in the secret trapdoor to the illegal bar and still I built under there.

Nope!! No heresy here, Commissar, sir! What?
That door behind me? That's uh, the brooms. Yeah that's where we keep all our brooms. It's boring, dusty, you don't want to look in there. Hey, let's look at that next post.

I... I have questions.

HERESY!

Fucking Slaaneshi cultists

*makes dumb ogryn noises* Wot yew want me tah dew, Suh?

WHAT THE FUCK

>Greenhorn Arbites discovers cult of Slaanesh.webm

THREAD DERAILED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw no webm player
What is it?

Slaaneshi cult activity. That's all you need to know, for your own sake.

Heresy

By the Emperor, how heretical. This must be taken care of post haste. No time to look at anything else, especially not this post. I can assure you this post is loyal and not overtaken by the warp at all.

Don't listen to , there are no Slaaneshi cultists in this thread.

OH SHIT A MUTANT SOMEONE FETCH ME A LASGUN

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

>mfw all that sweet sweet heresy

You better not know. I'm dead serious. It's clearly body horror. Erotic scene.

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The Commissar is a *silly* *camper*!

Well? Is someone going to tell us where the fuck this is from?

Greetings fellow imperial member

Honestly, I think I'd rather not know.

Comissars don't check for Heresy, they check for cowardice and disobiedience. Political Officers, not religious ones.

An orgy centered around some sort of mutated fleshbeast blob that appears to have some elements of human form growing out of it at places, as though it was once a group of people that became combined into that monstrosity. The participants are undaunted by the creature and freely caress or partake of its flesh.

Good lookin' out, brothah!

At least it's not Squad Broken

Goddamnit, now I want a Knight-Commissar.
>Executes whole platoons at once for insubordination.

I don't know, but it looks like ass to me. No ifs, ands, or butts.

You'd be better off. The movie it's from isn't as interesting as that clip out of context.

I'm so glad I spent an hour setting up my new modem and router just to come here and see this shit.

Just as planned...

SOLDIER THAT IS A FELINID, NOT A MUTANT! GET YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF ABHUMAN STRAINS STRAIGHTENED OUT! BY THE GOLDEN THRONE I SWEAR...

This guy. I need this artists name I've been looking for it

genuinely the scariest thing in this thread so far

Turtle Fish Paint

You guys think the commissar likes beer?

Well, beer is good for morale, so YES!

RIP Dave, never forget.

Just get Inquisitor Vail around.
That always seems to put him in a good mood, for some reason.

Trips confirm.

>mfw Dave and my other two characters got squatted from the 1d4chan page

An abhuman breed confined to a single planet. A planet which is not this one.

I suggest capturing the felinid for questioning.

Wow, fuck that. I've reinstated them out of principle.

Thanks bro

Imperial Guards uplifting Primer, page 73, paragraph 1.

The mutant/heretic may have infiltrated the very ranks in which you fight! But do not be afraid. Remain watchful, scrutinize your comrades and report any sign of strange behavior or action to your COMMISSAR without delay.

So in short, yes they do check for heresy and check any they find with a bolt to the brain no doubt.

Dave, this is Commissar Knochenmus!

You're late on my Amasec delivery!

Commissar Knochenmus here. I took them off for a reason.
That reason being, non of those characters later more than two threads

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I loved it, and really loved how angry it made people

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What the fuck-fuck's so funny, man-thing?

This. The inevitable butthurt was half the fun, I'd always make one serious reply to the OP and then b8 the butthurt anons some more.

ALL HAIL THE CHANGER OF WAYS

What's the cause for this arbitrary three-thread requirement? Surely if someone cares enough to put their character on the wiki it may as well be left there? The page is hardly cluttered as-is, and all of those characters were in the (now empty) MIA section, so it made even less of a difference.

Alright... Why?

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Besides, wouldn't this make it thread 3?

Yup. You guys are good.

i leik emperar

BEST version of foreign catgirl. BEST

arguable

>Guys
Implying there's even more than one is the height of fucking stupidity.

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