Elf Thread:

>Good looking, handsome and beautiful, both the males and females
>masters of the arcane arts
>live longer than most mortal beings
>are likely educated, smart and gifted

Pretty much, but surely someone else can give something far more elaborative.

Sometimes these mighty forces can be really oldschool.

>dead and cucked
>mighty

Sometimes they can be really aaaayyyyyyy.

Sometimes they can be really retarded.

Superior lion-warrior incomming

Sometimes they come on horses.

>come on horses

fag

Sometimes they come on dragons.

they have cute ears
and I want to pinch the cute ears

l-lewd
>It is also worth noting that all elves’ ears are about as sexually sensitive as breasts, and a great deal of elven foreplay centers around them. One intimate greeting among elves is rubbing ears.

Sometimes they let majestic lions pull their chariots.

Yeah, read that in the other thread too, but there was no source for that.

I believe this here is the source:
carnal.orfinlir.de/9_races.php
The netbook of unlawful carnal knowledge.

So how would High Elves react to reading orcs raping elves in hentai?

>lol cut the dorfs beards off
>fuck

It is. How "canon" is this book then?

My first impulse was to answer like they would react the same way humans would seeing porn of orcs raping their women. Then I remembered elven pride and that orcs are real for them and thought they would start book burnings.

But you can be sure of one thing.

I think it was made by a TSR employee as an unofficial and technically unaffiliated add-on for AD&D.
Not 100% sure on this origin story, though.

They always look bitchin.

You mean they always look like bitches.

>true elf esteem

>Unironically interested in the idea of a meeting between our world and a 'fantasy' one,
>Veeky Forums is thoroughly sick of the idea and I'll never be able to fantasise about it elsewhere
I guess I'll just have to put up with it, huh?

I'd just really like the idea that both sides see what the other thinks of as mundane and are mutually stunned and awestruck. I love those first contact scenarios where both people are filled with wonder and caution at the strangers and seeing what develops on the personal, societal and political levels as a result of this world-changing event.

3. You know, it's really weird. Japanese conceptions of dark elves is they're sexy brown girls, largely because of an old AD&D module whose cover depicts them as such. Then the Menzobarranzan boxed set came out, and at that point Ryo Mizuno through Comptiq magazine and Lodoss War had solidified the sexy brown girl thing for dark elves. While D&D now portrays dark elves as sexy obsidian girls or gray girls or purple girls, Japanese portrayals remained constant. If an elf isekai happens, they'd likely start making accusations of racism.

Do you guys deliberately forget that the first dark elf that appears in RoLW isn't brown?

Ah, forgot to mention it was adventure GDQ1-7, Queen of Spiders. The cover that launched a thousand faps, as it were.

Are you being deliberately obtuse by ignoring Pirotess and her overwhelming influence?

I'm not ignoring her influence, but RoLW doesn't seem to be the brown elf race.

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Sometimes they look like benedict cumberbatch

Lighting. Supplementary materials like the Sega cards show them as brown.

I don't have a screenshot, but am pretty sure that Pirotess and some elf dudes appeared in the same shot, with different skin colors. When they ambushed Deedlit.

>t.Highborne shitposter

Thanks for all the (You)s, I really like to contribute Veeky Forums-related things.

It's literally just lighting issues with lofi tech. Remember how the bald guy from Gundam Stardust Memory was ashen in color, but when Tomino re released it he was brown?

>1
They would be dogshit at modern tactics because ELVES SUCK.
>2
They would be swiftly genocided by superior human weapons because ELVES SUCK.
Some female elves will be enslaved as sex slaves, though.

>3 He will not feel anything because they both will be dead because ELVES SUCK.

[/thread], now let's talk about better races. None of that faggy fag bullshit.

Please don't give him (You)'s.

Seems someone's mad. Now I'm tempted to continue bumping this specifically to do this guy (girl).

But there is some orc human hentai. Does that mean some elves would like it?

Probably about as many would like it, as there are humans that like inter-racial rape porn.

Those people need treatment, btw.

>Trying this hard to bait
Not even worth the trouble it'd take to mock you.

Well, I mean, statistically. Some elves go for dwarves, so I guess orcs aren't too much of a stretch.

lol, but won't no Dwarf go for elves since Dwarfs hold a major grudge against the elves?
So many Dark Elves would read it.

Legolas and Gimli were a nice couple

There was a dwarf in a warhammer novel that had sex with an elf. And seriously, when for whatever reason an elf fucks a dwarf, there must be much more reasons for a dwarf to lust for some elf at some point.

Or we drop this shit entirely, because it depends on the setting and most of the time doesn't make much sense.

>tfw no wood elf waifu who bullies you and makes you take care of her garden.

>human eyes
Lame.

see

That's from a dwarf book, of course they get it wrong.

Loving embrace and hand holding must actually ironically be degenerate fetishes in drow society.
Like people getting spidered to death for even the suspicion that they actually like eachother.

>2. If elves were to (for some magical trans-dimensional reasons) be able to travel or come here into our world. What'd ya think they might do? Political intrigue and kaikakus? Enlighten us with magic? And what countries and nations would try to suck up to them the most?
Gain weight, then lose it or at least try to.
mangafox.me/manga/elf_san_wa_yaserarenai/
The mangaka hentai name is Methonium

>fat elves

Elves are naturally slender, though. This fetish manga is wrong.

japs ruin everything

We didn't nuke them hard enough.

>duurrrr human looking eyes, human looking face and not muh taller

Don't forget, that drow woman in the pic of is fully dressed/is wearing a conservative outfit. And we all know Drow Women (those who're born in and live in le Underdark) are always expected to be scantily clad and wear skimpy bikini like outfits.

A female drow elf wearing conservative and non revealing clothing would be heresy for underdark-dwelling drow.

>3. And or what would a non-japanese-anime-style elf (western elves) feel about Japanese depiction of elves in anime?

They'd be fine with it, because there are very very few prominent portrayals of elves in anime and they're not really anything like how hentai does them. In fact, pretty much none of the usual complaints about animu elves apply, those are hentai tropes, not anime tropes.

I doubt extradimensional elves would give a shit about our porn.

Well I guess I shall mark this as the time to dump elf related pics then?

Or you could have let the thread die.

>2. If elves were to (for some magical trans-dimensional reasons) be able to travel or come here into our world. What'd ya think they might do? Political intrigue and kaikakus? Enlighten us with magic? And what countries and nations would try to suck up to them the most?

I'd say the world government(s) or UN should oughta make a deal with the elven race. In which they'd tell the main High Elves that the Wood Elves can now occupy and consider parts of Africa; as in the western parts and half of the uncivilized Dr. Congo, to be their new turf here in Earth.

Them Wood Elves will utilize their nature and animal controlling magics and abilities to get rid of those dumbass militants and armed terror groups in the lawless and uncivilized lands of Western Africa. And it can be handed down to the Wood Elves as a new territory for them here in Earth.

Surely Wood Elves can definitely do better job in governing an overglorified jungle and animal land than than the incompetent and helpless top brass of fucking Mali and whatever. Western African-related problems solved.

I'm pretty sure this is Drowtales fanart, with the lady being a Drowussu: light elves that moved to the underdark; and the dude being a normal Drow. In which case, touchy feely shit is permitted.

>Giving up vital mineral resources in places like Katanga province.
Would be cool though to have the Chinese vying with the elves over the world's cobalt.

>go to korea
>see a few fat koreans
man it was like seeing a fat elf, it just ain't right

That pic got me reminded about something. Are Orcs and Dwarves slavs, or atleast the fantasy setting equivalent? If so, how?

Oh boy, he we go again.

Orcs are turks and horse archers and cossacks, dwarves are nords and vikings. Italians (once had a proud empire but crumbled) are elves, french & spain is half-elves, Britain and Germany are humans.

What do you guys think of SPACE ELVES

Eh, Eldar are the only good ones. Most of the time they are just space humans with pointy ears.

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That's a vampire tho

fucking knife ears

there's nothing as fun as a murderparty with a qt elf grill

Dwarves literally think they're top shit themselves all because:

>"OI OIM A PROUD DWORF WHO'S A HAAARRRRD WERKIN' MINER AN' BLACKSMITH! AND I/WE DWORVES HATE MAGIC AND THINK ITS FAAAR PANSIES AND WEAKLINS! AND ELVES SUCK, THEY'RE TERRIBLE!!! WHY DO PEOPLE LOIKE ELVES SO MUCH, ESPECIALLY HUMANS!?!?!?! BECAUSE ELVES ARE SOOOO HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL!? DWORVEN WEMYN ARE WAAAAY PRETTIER AN' STONGER THAN SOME NAMBY-PAMBY ELF WOMAN AND ELF MAN! AND WE'RE DEFEINITELY WAAAY STRONGER AND FIERCE THAN FOCKIN' ORCS TOO, ORCS SUCK ASWELL!!! WE DWARVES ARE BETTER 'CAUSE WE ALSO USE GLORIOUS AXES!!!"

Dorfs, I swear.

Quite right!

Dwarves worst race.
Good-for-nothing piece of shit drunks.

Are you telling me that you wanted to bump this thread but had no idea how to do that wile contributing something?

Yes.