Reminder to talk to your players/DM and READ THE BOOKS before asking stupid questions.
Caleb Roberts
>Have you ever managed to find anything actually good in the cesspool that is dandwiki? My people tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a man who fell ill. The only cure, said the doctor, involved eating pork. Concerned, the man's wife went to the rabbi. "Rabbi," she asked, "is my husband allowed to eat pork to save his life?" "Of course," said the rabbi. "Life precedes all rules. Tell your husband I will pray for him." Relieved, the sick man's wife went to place an order with the butcher, who promised her he would have a pig acquired, slaughtered and delivered to her by the end of the week. When the pig arrived, however, the butcher realized he was not sure what rules to follow when butchering it, so he went to the rabbi. "Rabbi," he said, "shall I observe kosher rules as I slaughter this pig?" The rabbi smirked and shook his head. "I permitted the eating of this pig," he said, "but let's not pretend there is holiness to be found in the unholy."
Robert Perez
>My people
Kevin King
So the rabbi is dandwiki, and the butcher is Gary Gygax?
A moving tale.
Carter Martin
The pork is dandwiki, and the rabbi is common sense. You can choose to engage with the inherently shitty, and sometimes it's inevitable, but don't pretend any part of it isn't shit.
Wait until this user finds out I'm also a millennial.