/5eg/ - Fifth Edition General

>Unearthed Arcana: Revised Class Options:
media.wizards.com/2017/dnd/downloads/June5UA_RevisedClassOptv1.pdf

>Feedback Questionnaires:
sgiz.mobi/s3/dbadf27c707b
Are these even still valid? if not should probably remove them

>5etools:
astranauta.github.io/5etools.html

>/5eg/ Mega Trove:
mega.nz/#F!oHwklCYb!dg1-Wu9941X8XuBVJ_JgIQ!pXhhFYqS

>Resources Pastebin:
pastebin.com/X1TFNxck

>Previously on 5e General:
Have you ever managed to find anything actually good in the cesspool that is dandwiki?

Other urls found in this thread:

dandwiki.com/wiki/Lead_Face_(5e_Race)
dandwiki.com/wiki/McChicken_(5e_Race)
dandwiki.com/wiki/5e_Backgrounds
dandwiki.com/wiki/Actual_Criminal_(5e_Background)
media.wizards.com/2017/downloads/magic/plane-shift_amonkhet.pdf
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Reminder to talk to your players/DM and READ THE BOOKS before asking stupid questions.

>Have you ever managed to find anything actually good in the cesspool that is dandwiki?
My people tell a story.
Once upon a time, there was a man who fell ill. The only cure, said the doctor, involved eating pork.
Concerned, the man's wife went to the rabbi. "Rabbi," she asked, "is my husband allowed to eat pork to save his life?"
"Of course," said the rabbi. "Life precedes all rules. Tell your husband I will pray for him."
Relieved, the sick man's wife went to place an order with the butcher, who promised her he would have a pig acquired, slaughtered and delivered to her by the end of the week.
When the pig arrived, however, the butcher realized he was not sure what rules to follow when butchering it, so he went to the rabbi. "Rabbi," he said, "shall I observe kosher rules as I slaughter this pig?"
The rabbi smirked and shook his head. "I permitted the eating of this pig," he said, "but let's not pretend there is holiness to be found in the unholy."

>My people

So the rabbi is dandwiki, and the butcher is Gary Gygax?

A moving tale.

The pork is dandwiki, and the rabbi is common sense. You can choose to engage with the inherently shitty, and sometimes it's inevitable, but don't pretend any part of it isn't shit.

Wait until this user finds out I'm also a millennial.

dandwiki.com/wiki/Lead_Face_(5e_Race)

>mfw the DM says I can pick races from dandwiki
dandwiki.com/wiki/McChicken_(5e_Race)

why would you do this to us?

See, at least this one is probably self-aware and is meant to be a joke.