1000 BTC

you wake up to find 1000 BTC each worth +17,000 in your wallet
>what do you do?

Nothing, you can't cashout

whoa there wat timeline are you in?

margin x100 short bitcoin to 8k

buy the dip

Find a retard who will buy my bitcoin

>what is coinbase
yeah taxes and all that, but you can.

>your hand is shaking and sweaty as you hit the sell for USD button on coinbase
>"$17,000,000 - ($253,300 ~ "1.49% fee") will be deposited in your bank in 7 days
>what do you do?

Market Sell it all immediately both for the keks of starting another dip and also to get out of this bubble coin so I can put my value in something with an actual future potential.

Put it all into Railblocks