1000 BTC

you wake up to find 1000 BTC each worth +17,000 in your wallet
>what do you do?

Nothing, you can't cashout

whoa there wat timeline are you in?

margin x100 short bitcoin to 8k

buy the dip

Find a retard who will buy my bitcoin

>what is coinbase
yeah taxes and all that, but you can.

>your hand is shaking and sweaty as you hit the sell for USD button on coinbase
>"$17,000,000 - ($253,300 ~ "1.49% fee") will be deposited in your bank in 7 days
>what do you do?

Market Sell it all immediately both for the keks of starting another dip and also to get out of this bubble coin so I can put my value in something with an actual future potential.

Put it all into Railblocks

Exchange for 1/3 eth 2/3 ripple

Start daytrading until i have nothing left

I go to bitflur asap

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

Exchange it for real money.

why not retire?
after taxes you have 12M
>one could spend 200,000 a year for 50 years
why do you want money?
how would you live your life if you had 12M in the bank?

i go back to sleep

id continue working...wait for the biggest project to come to my desk. And then a day before the deadline quit,

oh great another viral marketing post

Wake up...

I’d drain bitflur of funds kek

Scam
Tonydumper 2.0

you can only withdraw 10k worth a day on CB

move them to exchange
you now start wondering why you don't have 1000 anymore
you check fees
you burn all of them, because fees are to high and confirmations takes two days
tell everyone, become word wide star/celebrity for a week.

all in on LINK

Buy a Minteu

short with 1000% leverage

>IRS locks your account
>FBI kicks down your door
>Seizes your computer
>Forces coinbase to cancel the deposit in an amazing feet of force
>Steals all your BTC and concludes the investigation over after finding you guilty of a completely unrelated crime

It's a scam. How do scammers always get a hundred good proxies to post from while most everyone I try get rejected? Also, repeating that previous post is a scam.

Sell it and buy a basket of the best coins that actually work, hold 2% for the sentimental memories of the days when that was BTC. Maybe take 10-30% for a productive revenue generating business in the cryptocurrency ecosystem.

I would pretend that I don't have anything for awhile.