>Wow, thanks for all your help, Wizard! It was really nice of you to donate some of your gold to help me buy these new boots since you don't need gear! >You're always so reliable, I guess that's why we're such good friends, it's like I can tell you anything. >W-why am I in such a good mood? Well...it's a secret, so don't tell anyone, okay? >It's because I've got a crush on someone special and...and I think he finally noticed me... >W-what do you mean 'you think you know who I mean'...you guessed!? You're so smart! Yes, Fighter asked me out to dinner! Eeeee! >He's so dreamy with those big muscles, sure he may be a bit of a jerk and kind of dense...not like you...but he just makes me feel so small and swoony! >Don't tell my parents, okay? He's a foreigner, they wouldn't understand! We've known each other long enough that I know I can trust you! >Anyway, I have to go get ready for my date! Don't wait up for me, I probably won't be back tonight, tee hee!
Do Wizards ever get laid?
Dominic Martin
And risk losing their wizardhood?
Ryder Jones
And now we know why mage players reee at martials getting nice things in RPG's
Mind you user, the traditional Veeky Forums wizard has no concept of right and wrong. The historic legendary wizard (Merlin) has no concept of right and wrong. The wizard fucking shape changes into the Fighter and fucks her. Or dominates her mind and fucks her. Or conjures a succubus and has her assume her form and fucks that.
Tyler Walker
Cleric should date Paladin, not Fighter.
Xavier Walker
Charm Person
Robert Myers
I bet charm person would last longer than the wizard.
Dominic Anderson
Paladin is such a nice guy and he's going to make some Cleric so happy one day
Hunter Williams
No, but the right wizard might be petty enough to secretly place curses of impotency designed to activate on whomever removes that warrior chick's armor.
Samuel Gonzalez
Especially if Paladin is a shota
Brayden Reyes
A wizard, especially the most powerful ones avoid getting laid. Mostly because it involves their bodies and some parasitic eldritch horror or a forceful intrusive entity from beyond the mortal realms.
