Daily reminder than BobbyG, gets to tap this every night

Probably a specialist Servitor.

I can actually see that not only happening, but also other Ultramarines following in suit, just a naked Chapter in Romanesque celebration, and Guiliman updating the Imperial Archives on the Spritual Liege's Spiritual Rod's size, girth and other details so that they get the Romanesque statues right as to glorify his form, because there's no way in hell there are no naked Primarch statues in the Inperium at all, next to paintings.

Yeah the Visarch is sexy as hell.

It's a shame his lack of an Inv makes him unplayable garbage.

>a female and a male talk normally with each other
>at the end of the conversation the male makes it unmistakingly clear that he doesn't trust her

>"MY POOR UNDERSTANDING OF RELATIONSHIPS TELLS ME THAT THEY CLEARY FUCK"
>"UNLEASH THE FANFICTION"

>I've never fucked someone I don't fully trust
>other people are the shut ins

I mean, St Celestine and her get along better than Guiliman and her. St Celestine at least spent her time defending the alliance with the Eldar to the Inquisition.

Does make me vaguely wonder how Celestine's infinite respawning could be affected by the new Eldar god. Could it help prevent her being more and more tired out by it each time?

This is not the first time Eldar and humans are able to interact with each without immediate hostility.

Their admiration to each other is closer than anything that was shown before.
Usually hauman and eldar interaction appears like:
>WE HATE EACH OTHER BUT THIS TIME WE WILL NOT KILL YOU
>WE WILL BE DICKS TO EACH OTHER FOR SAKE OF BEING DICKS
But its never smiling to each other and wishing safety as between Yvraine and Roboute.

>Imblying Crawl didn't put a Deathstike ICBM in his armor too

Guilliman's respawning is caused by Ynnead. Celestine's by Emperor.

That's first time human character had shown respect and admired them.

Wanting to sex some STICC eldar.

Give me THICC Sororitas or give me death.

>St Celestine and her get along better than Guiliman and her.
They barely knew each other while Guilliman and Ynnari cleaned Ultramar for weeks? Yvraine also spend significant time with him telling about Fall and War in Heaven.

>That is what mon-keigh call thick

But not the first time they claimed to mistrust the Eldar as well. Also he admired her soldiers in the same sentence, that's just not simply flattering her. And add to that that only because someone admires someone he doesn't automatically want to fuck her.

This shit is overblown and out of proportion, but since in previous threads anons claimed that they pushed this fanfiction to annoy Eldarfags I should probably stop replying.

That's just a suit, Eldar are not thick.

>This shit is overblown and out of proportion
Still better than LCB.

Oh look, Veeky Forums sperging about the personal /tg40k/user of the anons. Because on Veeky Forums, the gollowing GW canon doesn't exist

Half Eldar Ultramarines
Felinid Guardsman
Ratling Guardsman
Female Space Marines
Space Marines with Families and their own Children
Avoiding fights due to running out of ammo (on Veeky Forums this means you're allies and you're fucking, lack of ammo has never caused a retreat in Veeky Forumss personal headcanon, only fucking)
Tau Death Camps
Tau Life Camps
Humans on the Tau side
Imperial Orkz
Life 'Defending' Necrons
Space Marines Drinking Alcohol and Fucking Women
Adpetus Astartes (apparently their real name is Space Marines and that's not a nick name GW simply went overboard trying to copyright recently)
Malal
Slaanesh inspired by the Hellraiser films and not fluffy sex cults
Vampires
Space Marine Vampires
Space Marine Werewolves
Imperial Killer Robots that are not Necrons
Tyranids that are so deep cover they fight for the Imperium, even half assedly resisting the Tyranid swarm until the hive mind finally reclaims them.
Or get your degree.

Its not suit.

>Guilliman's respawning is caused by Ynnead. Celestine's by Emperor.

Oh yeah. I'm thinking about it in context of how Ynnead showed power over the Thousand Son's curse despite it being Chaos. She seems to have power over death and rebirth as a general concept.

You call that thick? Here, have some lore, which will probably do nothing because it doesn't get your dick hard. I hope you know the definition of the word "slender".

I hope you know the definition of the word "usually".

Well, you claimed that they are thick, so think this one through.

Why do you ignore official art?

When is that book coming out?

Should I send him my condolences?

I'm not, I'm comparing this suit with this non-thick Eldar that doesn't wear a suit while citing some sources

So does that mean Eldar have to eat a lot more?

Thye shit diamonds because better digestive tract, so it's the same as elves in that they don't exceed even the average human weight loss tier 120g of carbohydrates.

It's probably mostly proteins and veggies for Eldar, They're probably firm due to slight differences in muscle fiber composition

>Lelith has Chun-Li legs
>not thicc

October.

>this
>Chun-Li legs
I feel baited, no more (You)'s for you.

Post the part about how they shit diamonds.

>i would fuck people i dont trust, so obviously so would everyone else
>im not the shut-in

>a male and a female character interact in a completely normal, platonic way
>the 10,000 year-frozen guy isnt the seething psychopath the rest of the imperium is
>the herald of the new god with explicit instructions to assist the non-psychopath human is also understandably not a psychopath
>obviously romance is in the works guys

The only reason I believe it's possible is because GW writers are just as detached from reality as you people are.

>nuGW literally turning 40k into MassEffect

I am fine with this.

>CallOfDuty kid fine with CalOfDuty setting

Its not something new to 40k.

>multiculturalism
>not something new
And that's how waifufags from reddit running good things

...

If two attractive single characters in fiction interact it's weird if they don't fuck, user.

>RT
invalid
Because..?

I'm really too tired to argue why this ancient lore is completely incompatible with current lore. I did it many times and you actually just need to read through his description, any of these descriptions, but nothing has changed since then.

Possibly, given the far faster metabolism. Their digestive system is probably more efficient than human one, though, which would compensate at least somewhat (they'd get more energy out of the same amount of food).

According to Xenology, Eldar digestive system is weird, though. The waste they produce is crystaline (not actually entirely unhead of on Earth, as some desert-dwelling animals excerete crystaline urea instead of wasting water to urinate), they appear to have no system for creating peristaltic motion (the movements of guts that move material throught it), and the magos-biologis doing the autopsy couldn't even figure how digestion occurs.

That magos also thinks tau have toes.

Inverse Law of Smut and Cringe. The more attractive yet unlikely a couple is in-setting, the more likely someone has written Smut about it, the more likely it's going to make you cringe.

This is why there's a billion and one Snape/Hermione Smut-fics, and twice that in Malfotter.

>This is why there's a billion and one Snape/Hermione Smut-fics, and twice that in Malfotter.
I've never thought about BL writters from this angle

Hooves are toenails user.

Not even the guy making the claim. I just felt like pointing out that your source doesn't really even support your point very well.

Her waist is thiner than her head....in armour....yeah no.

> *that
> BobbyG, has to tap it every night.

It's rough having g political relationships with a dark eldar.

They talked for a couple of days at most. Cue a century later and Dark Imperium begins. Guilliman doesn't even resides at Earth, even less hanging around a xeno witch. The guy is always on the move.

The half eldar ultramarine is as valid as all of But it doesn't fit Veeky Forums's /pol/ style re-imagining of the 40k universe. Part of it being a kitchen sink setting is all the crazy stuff and every faction doing anything. So model you amazonian were-worf space marines that fight for the WAAGH, they're not that far from the canon.

So, in grimderp melenium is Eldar into goth/asian fashion or asians/goths into eldar one?

Eldar may have a wide arrange of different fashion since the term encompasses very different Craftworls, Commorragh and Exodites.

>faster blood
>faster reaction speeds because of faster blood
wut

I'm guessing they fixed him up better during the 112 years it took to complete the Indomitus Crusade.

>our best soldiers can gain information by eating brains
That's why

Yvraine's style is meant to be something like what the pre-Fall Eldar wore. So technically she's a massive hipster.

I know the meme, but space marines do that by eating flesh and blood, not specifically brains. That's where flesh tearers and blood drinkers originally got their names.

That's also why so many chapters (even outside the blood angels) have drinking blood/eating flesh in their initiation and celebratory rituals. It's how the space marines share a deeper bond with one another, even beyond the geneseed.

>Agreeing with and being so fucking wrong.
Nugs. Listen. All of that TG wants cannon. GW themselves have stated at one point or another it isn't possible. However.
The "no female spece muhreenz" thought is a valid argument. From a pure bean counter perspective you want a stronk psychopath to brainwah and juice the fuck out of. Then you press it into centuries (hopefully) of service. The imperium wouldn't send out those capable of birthing such a specimen, they'd keep those "safe" and hope that said individual has a few more worth selecting to help with keeping the chapter at strength. Women of that calabre are too valuable to make sterile and then have killed. (Can a matinee impregnate someone? Have sex with has been established, a lot different from getting someone knocked up.)
GW sure as fuck isn't gonna state either way right now and piss off people that don't play the game but might be paying for someone who is.
Becides we got SoB/wytch hunters for that "female super soldiers) vibe and they are way more badasses because they don't have Astertes pattern plot armor.

that actually has biological precedence tho.

OR it was cryptic Eldar prophecy at its finest and refers to taking it off at a critical moment.

>can a matinee impregnate someone?
Oh yeah, those post-production parties get pretty wild

I don't get it...
I've met plenty of girls with waists thinner than their heads.

that's what their customers want. a tolerant and progressive setting, full of hope, wonder and exploration. something more akin to star wars and star trek. GW goes where the money is at.

I have genuine pity for anyone so sex starved they need to fantasize about the sex lives of their plastic toys.

joke
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.
.
your head

which Eldar isn't?

power drills are great at reaching those tricky spots

>critical moment.
>Guiliman when he gets a boner so hard he had to unequip but he can't so he crushes his dick through sheer force of blood pressure drawn to it

>Suit locks itself when he's about to bang his Elf Waifu, blueballing him

she is an aeldari

Lighten up Sour puss

By 40K standars is one hell of inprovement.

why?

Stone hennge

Gay Thorpe

>The half eldar ultramarine is as valid
>Rogue Trader
>valid
>But it doesn't fit Veeky Forums's /pol/ style re-imagining of the 40k universe.
It's also doesn't fit description of 40k in every BL books in 00s where Imperium was straight described as most xenophobic and totalitarian regime ever imagined. Eat shit tumblr.

>all those purity seals
Early Ynnari concept art? I wonder if each seal represents an ultramarine laid.

>no scripts
>purity seals

It's just the style of the art. Not everyone can be Adrian Smith or John Blanche, cramming dat aesthetic into every nook. Sometimes it's like this guy.

Eldar confirmed for natty keto gods

>2k17
>40kkids literally defending diversity and multiculturalism
Now, that's looks funny

Well yeah you can see a seals on this picture

The Imperium has always been incredibly diverse and multi-cultural. It's rules are literally just 1. Be Human 2. Worship the Emperor 3. Pay your tithes in full and on time

Beyond that they do not give any fucking fucks about anything you do short of sedition or fucking chaos worship, IE something that threatens one of the three previous rules.

As even for rule #1, they have alien client states and protectorates they leave alone when they don't have the resources to devote to slaughtering them (which is often being engaged in constant defensive war), so long as those aliens are endemic to a single world or system and/or can provide a useful service, re: Jokaero.

>The Imperium has always been incredibly diverse and multi-cultural.
Great-great, living SJW.
>As even for rule #1, they have alien client states and protectorates
Such as..?
>re: Jokaero.
Servants of Inquisition, isn't? Not very common

>As even for rule #1, they have alien client states and protectorates they leave alone when they don't have the resources to devote to slaughtering them (which is often being engaged in constant defensive war), so long as those aliens are endemic to a single world or system and/or can provide a useful service, re: Jokaero.

Wrong. The Jokaero are only spared because they are mostly non-sapient. They don't have client states or protectorates, eat a dick. What they have is the situation that they have with the Tau Empire. Empires that are too powerful to be destroyed without expending too much resources and putting pressure on the efforts to fight the greater threats.

A thousand such empires and races are now stomping/stomped the shit out of the Imperium during the events of the 13th Black Crusade/Great Rift. They are using this chance to get their revenge on an Imperium that oppressed them and threatened them for too long.

Fuck off back to AoS or WFB thread, you slavish troll.

>you slavish troll.
What?

>In the broadest of terms, no human may interact with a xenos creature in any way except violently—such creatures are inherently blasphemous against the God-Emperor and must be eliminated on sight without exception. From a young age, citizens of the Imperium are taught to fear and hate the xenos, and innumerable legions of Imperial Guardsmen are taught of the superiority of Man over all inhuman things as they are drilled in the use of Lasgun and bayonet. The number of xenos who have set foot upon human worlds peacefully and survived is small indeed.

>But this is not always the case. Though the Imperium was founded upon a creed of intolerance towards non-humans, peaceful contact with a variety of xenos species actually happens frequently. In most instances, these are short-term alliances or matters of temporary mutual convenience. Just as frequently, illegal contact with xenos cultures is sufficiently commonplace that the Inquisition and the Adeptus Arbites keep a constant watch for potential contamination through contact with xenos; in spite of such vigilance, the “Cold Trade” of xenos goods on the black market still exists. A number of xenos species hire themselves out as mercenaries to a number of other species, for reasons all their own, and there are more than a few unscrupulous Imperial Commanders willing to hire such creatures to bolster their forces, seeing them as the ultimate expendable mercenaries and caring little for their fate.

>Rogue Traders, and a few other individuals, have the power to do more, and do so legitimately. These men and women, freed from the normal strictures and feudal requirements of the Imperium, have the influence and authority to make peaceful contact with xenos species for trade, temporary alliance or even to hire them as mercenaries.

>In some cases, an allied xenos may almost become a trusted companion, highly valued for its skills. Individuals with trusted xenos allies may find that the normal laws and doctrines against consorting with xenos hamper their operations, and in regions on the fringes of the Imperium, like the Calixis Sector, a method of sanctioning xenos allies has come about to ease these difficulties.

>These Sanctioned Xenos are still regarded with caution and hostility by most, but this is unsurprising— even the Sanctioned Psykers of the Imperium are still subject to the prejudice against witches that is so readily promoted in the Imperium. However, so long as they remain in the company of an ally who can vouch for their service (assorted documentation in copious amounts is provided for this purpose), and agree to be visibly marked to prove that they are Sanctioned -- this mark is typically a brand or tattoo on the face or hands, where it can be clearly seen -- they may continue existing. The permanence of such a mark is of no concern -- without a human employer to vouch for the xenos, the mark is essentially meaningless, and should the xenos cease to serve the Imperium, its life is forfeit anyway, and the creature is slain as soon as possible.

>Within the Calixis Sector, obtaining such Sanctioning is an expensive and challenging matter; there are few who will even concede that such a practice exists, let alone perform it. A handful of Administratum Ordinates in Port Wander provide the service, having been recruited for such a purpose by interested Inquisitors, whose purity is tested on a regular basis to monitor potential contamination. Their identities are not widely known, and the service itself must be specifically requested, as they will not offer it otherwise.

Granted this all comes from the FF Books (Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader respectively) and if their canonical was in question before it is more so dubious now as GW has rescinded their licence to the IP

>The number of xenos who have set foot upon human worlds peacefully and survived is small indeed.
>In most instances, these are short-term alliances
>illegal contact with xenos cultures
>the “Cold Trade” of xenos goods on the black market
>ultimate expendable mercenaries and caring little for their fate.
>temporary alliance
Still nothing like Alliance in Space

These are just for Inquisitorial servants and mercs, nothing more than that. These are individuals and not whole races and nations.