Alright men! Form up neat and ordely, on the double!
As some of you may know. Our ship, despite being a relatively 'new' ship, has become a disaster in the making! Pipes falling down, coolant spills in all the hangers. Hell! I've been hearing reports, that we might even have a colony of Ratlings living in the Ship's air vents! Absolutely DISGRACEFUL!
As such, I am ordering for a full cleansing of the Eagle's Fury, while we are in transit to our next destination! Any Guardsman room not found to be in an acceptable shape, will be lashed thirty-seven times, before being repeatedly kicked in the head, by Stu-Do the Ogryn!
So present brooms and cleaning supplies, for a Field Kit Inspection!
+this unit is not happy with your inferior appendages to clean this venerable ship+
>the magos crosses his arms in a disapproving manner
first post bitches
Grayson Smith
>Welcome to '''Field Kit Inspection!', home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.
Isaiah Harris
>covered in oil, industrial lubricant no., coolant spills and ink, the techpriest considers his workbench in a robe that was once white
Well... shit.
Joshua Martin
*i still have some spare buckets rawr*
Sebastian Murphy
Third Company, ready and accounted for, Commissar! Everyone has been equipped with all necessary cleaning supplies!
>Matthias would be somewhat disgusted by the slovenly nature of the Cog-boy's robes.
You Uhm... You really should wash those things, once in awhile... I mean... You've only been with us, for a month now...
Not everyone can have numerous appendages likes yourself. Some of us prefer the perfected state, that is the human body.
Jayden Lewis
+I concur, this is most like feses+
+how goes your self modification?+
+you are not perfected, you are born with perfect potential, the mechanicum augments it from the pereftions weaknesses+
Easton Perry
You don't happen to see, any paintings of murals of the God-Emperor with more than two arms, and two legs. Now do you?
Thomas Jackson
I do wash them! ...There was an accident in storage earlier. Not my fault this time at least. And I have actually been busy recently.
+body has successfully acclimatized to new cyberlimb: left arm+ +currently acclimatizing to upgraded bionic eye: left+
Anthony Ross
>he shuffles into line, covered in various suspicious powders and liquids, with a grubby ratling clinging to his leg >he gives it a kick and it scampers into a nearby vent P-Present and, uh, 'correct', sir.
I mean, I d-did back on Kashmir-V, but I'm p-pretty sure that was *cough* just a local interpretation.
