Cooking related magical items

A chicken polymorphed into a ring, but still provides full sized eggs as often as the chicken would.

Self heating skillet.
Draws warmth from environment to later use, activates when you put things in it. May not work too well when you're in the cold and be careful not to have it get activated in your bag.

>A cow shield
when it takes damage it magically sprays milk at your opponent out of udders carved into the surface.

That's udderly ridiculous

>Regenerating pig
You can cut out slabs of meat and it regrows as fast as it would on a troll. The meat loses its self-regenerative properties once cut off, so it won't grow a new pig in your stomach or anything.

Why restrict it to pigs?

Shoo, shoo virtposter.

>noone has pointed out the cock ring yet

Male chickens don't lay eggs

>feeling the need to point out an obvious joke.

Have it linked to "Chest of chilling", which needs to have heat drawn from it to keep its contents cool...

>Alchemist's Spice Pot
This small ceramic pot about the size of a man's fist can produce any spice that the owner desires. It requires something to be placed inside to perform the transmutation. Anything from sand, to blades of grass, to small gemstones may be placed within. By declaring the name of the spice(salt, pepper, basil, oregano, etc.), the pot begins converting the material inside into the selected spice. General value and quality of the material affects the quality and quantity of the spice. A poor man could fill the pot with dirt and use it to add some dull, but noticeable flavor to his meal. A noble could fill the pot with coins or gems to create some fine spices that can help improve the taste of his feast.

Self filling pot.
A black iron pot suitable for traveling. Striking the side of the pot and calling out the right words will cause the pot to fill with boiling water. Can be used once a day.

Reposting.

Troll steak
No matter how much you bite it, it quickly regrows to the original size, making it a theoretically infinite source of sustenance. Even when prepared well done, it regenerates to its raw state over time. The only caveat? It's completely indigestible by most creatures, as it keeps regenerating as stomach juices attempt to dissolve it. Troll meat can only be eaten together with special herbal pills that neutralise regeneration. Unfortunately, these pills are rather unhealthy, as their overconsumption also inhibits the natural regeneration of those who eat them.
As for the taste, it tastes like frog.

Lunarshine
A unique elven drink that is made by filtering moonlight through a long series of curiously shaped lenses, some of which have geometrically impossible shapes and are produced through magical glassblowing. The lenses solidify moonlight and turn it into a fluid that looks like fluorescent sparkling quicksilver. The taste and properties of the drink depend on the phase of the moon during which it was produced. Young moon lunarshine is sweet and works like an energy drink, while old moon lunarshine is bitter and has hallucinogenic properties. It is prohibited to produce it during the full moon, as the consumption of full moon lunarshine can cause lycanthropy.

Deep porridge
This is an unappetising looking dark brown, highly viscous paste that occurs naturally deep underground. Although similar to mud both in consistence and in appearance, it is in fact edible and tastes like salted licorice. While certainly an acquired taste, it's almost addicting to those used to it. Dwarven experts agree that it most likely has the same origin as fossil fuels. It's widely used as a source of sustenance by miners and sometimes even exported to the surface. Deep porridge is the most mineral-rich food in existence, with 1 kilo containing a monthly dosage of minerals. Overconsumption can lead to adverse effects such as crystals sprouting from the skin.

Would make a nasty improvised weapon

Firemelon
A plump red and black striped gourd filled with soft pulp that instantly ignites on contact with air and can sustain burning for many hours. These fruits evolved to have autoigniting pulp to protect their seeds from wild animals. Consequently, firemelon cannot be eaten unless injected with a special herbal extract that neutralises autoignition before slicing it up. In spite of the danger inherent in handling it, firemelon is very popular thanks to it sweet and spicy pulp. Apart from its culinary usage, it's very popular amongst arsonists and commonly used by orcish armies in sieges.

Chrondiment
A mixture of several potent spices that is aged for several years in hourglasses before usage. Any dish spiced with it attains a unique property known as priortaste, which is like aftertaste, except you feel it prior to consuming the dish. This property made chrondiment of gourmet restaurants the world over. However, as it often happens with exotic food, consuming it is not entirely safe. Abuse of chrondiment can lead to a number of time-related disorders, such as talking backwards, spontaneous slowdowns or even the groundhog syndrome.

Celestial jelly
An extremely delicate souffle made from magically solidified clouds. Its taste and texture depend on the type of cloud it was made from. Cumulus jelly tastes like vanilla and is similar to chewing candy, while stratus jelly is similar to cotton candy and tastes like menthol. The most priced type of celestial jelly is made from thunder clouds, it's got a blue cheese taste and gives a jolt of energy, but its procurement is very risky. Since the spells for creating celestial jelly are rather simple, it's a very popular snack for airship sailors and mountaineers.

Cotton Candle
A roman candle-like stick made from an enchanted alchemical substance that produces a small cloud of magical flame on ignition. This flame is of much lower temperature and higher density than normal fire and can be eaten like cotton candy. As long as the stick is burning, the fire regenerates. While it's merely moderately hot to the touch and tastes like chilli, it gives a prolonged feeling of pleasant warmth in the stomach. A source of light, warmth and sustenance, cotton candles are extremely popular with miners and cave explorers. However, overconsumption of edible fire can lead to spontaneous combustions.

Soldier's Brick
A famous goblin snack used for prolonged expeditions. Made by collecting microbial mats from the shores of salty lakes, drying them out and pressing the resulting mass into blocks. One such block can famously last over a month, chiefly because a normal person would rather stay hungry than eat this thing. For this reason, it is very popular as a standard army ration, which gave it its popular name. But the usefulness of soldier's bricks doesn't end here. When set on fire, they create a cloud of unbearable stench, helping to keep the wild animals away from the camp. It's also hard and heavy enough to crack an enemy's skull when used as an improvised weapon. Generally, most specialists agree that soldier's brick is more useful as anything else than it is as food.

Food for Thought
Most unusual in both its look and appearance, this dish is in fact a book enchanted with magic. The passages of this book describe in great detail a certain dish, from its ingredients down to the nuances of its taste. While reading this book, one actually feels this taste in his mouth and begins feeling satiation. By the time he finishes the book, he should be full. The book can be re-read any number of times, with the same effect. Every material used to make this book, from the pages to the ink, is edible, so the book can be eaten traditionally as well.

A couple nice ones in here.

Exactly for that reason.

A bag of holding that leads to a plane of ice so it can store frozen items ad meat without spoiling.

>Deep porridge
>This is an unappetising looking dark brown, highly viscous paste that occurs naturally deep underground. Although similar to mud both in consistence and in appearance, it is in fact edible and tastes like salted licorice. While certainly an acquired taste, it's almost addicting to those used to it.

Soooooo, mämmi?

From where?

Looks like undercooked brownies kinda

Elven Sausage
A mottled, grayish wurst. People who sample them without knowing what they are often comment on the slightly sweet and smoky aftertaste. While few ogres possess the patience or inclination for food preparation, ogre mages do, and often make these while in the employ of hobgoblin armies where they find themselves rarely short on the necessary ingredients.

can someone explain this to me? I'm interested.

The girl is somebody's OC donut steel gifted with supernatural regeneration and submissive / masochistic demeanor. I'm sure you can figure out the rest on your own.