Magical items

>spend all afternoon thinking of a list of 100 maical enchanted items for a random loot table for a high fantasy homebrew
>completely worm out of ideas after 95
>only 5 items left

help

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Garterbelt that swaps something. I don't know what yet but it's got to be funny.

Show us what you've already got

got it written by hand, don't worry much about it, just turn it into a "fun magical items thread"

most of it is the typical enhanced equipment of added stats, resistant to elements, and that unfunny but practical shit

Ring of bond.
Rings of bond are created as a set. They allow you to communicate with wearers of other rings from set.
Once per day you can swap places with other wears. This can be activated once per day per set of rings. Requires consent of both users.
Once per week you can take damage on yourself from the target.

Watch out for corrupted, or master ring of bond. They can activate abilities without consent, and can eavesdrop on all conversations.

The Fork of Holding- never drops a piece of food before it reaches your mouth! Can be mastercrafted~

shit man, knowing my players they would transform that fork into a gamebreaking weapon of mass destruction

Wings of Icarus, Gives flight, however will quickly degrade if the user is too brash.

Phase blade.
Ethereal blade made of unknown substance.
You can hold it only if you wear specific glove on your hand.

Blade can damage any living thing, it bypasses armor. Once per few days, or when charged with energy of living things you can activate temporal phase ability.

This puts blade and your arm out of phase of current timestream. This leaves echos of your movement. Which affect reality.
Depending on the amount of charge. You can use it for set amount of hits.

After you master it's abilities you'll be able to hit, or defend from multiple sides at once.

Beware, overusing this ability might put you permanently out of phase. This would let you interact with real world only for a short time per day. Destroying the blade let's you return to normal.

>The Cooking Pot of Aurthur Pendragon
A mystical cooking pot. No matter what ingredients are inserted in the pot, it will create an equal amount of potato stew. This is particularly interesting to archeologists, who will pay out the nose for it, because Authur lived before potatoes were discovered.

>The Dreaming Didgeridoo
Playing this Didgeridoo will summon one of 5 people depending on how high the note is played:
1 - Craig Christ, who's foremost desire is to party and whine about how his brother gets all the attention before bragging how he gets all the pussy
2 - Merlin, who really ought to be getting back to his own time soon, sorry
3 - Old Man Henderson, who is convinced you stole his gnome collection
4 - Josh Huckabee, resident on Nantucket in the 1950's
5 - The Oracle of Delphi, who has devoted herself to assisting your cause and has peerless foresight
These people are all dreams and can only be seen by the summoner

>My Dog
A enchanted rock that will always follow and love you no matter what. Created by a lich who regretting sacrificing his old dog for immortality.

>Portable Chav
A flesh-toned sheet of paper cut into the shape of a man and folded up. If unfolded and placed upon a flat surface, it will yell at you in crumpet and produce empty whiskey bottles at high velocity towards your head.

Ornate lens made of unknown gemstone. It can store a sequence of spells inside, with pre set directions, parameters and/or additional effects. After rotating ring of lens it will unleash all the spells in sequence, towards pre set directions from the lens itself.

Got any cursed items yet ? About five seems right on a list.

One I'm home-brewing for a campaign.

Great Axe of thrangulthaxcth
Communicates telepathically 60 foot
Dark vision 60 foot
Chaotic evil
Automatically attunes.
Cannot let go. Item will return to bearer if discarded.
It seeks to spread plague. Compels it's holder to spread plague amongst sentient creatures(Cr 1/4 minimum). If the holder refuses it attempts to take control of them (DC 16 Charisma Save ) if they fail it either has them attack something such as an ally in an attempt to disease it or attack themselves thereby infecting themselves.

+1 attack
+1 DAMAGE
D12 re roll 1s and 2s
2d6 poison damage and poison condition on failed DC 15 save.
Anything hit is diseased on a failed DC 15 save. Disease reduces creatures hitpoints by 1d10 per 24 hours on a failed save. If disease reduces creature to 0hp it turns into an aberrant abomination.

Blesses it's wearer with mutations. Each abomination the axe bearer creates grants a mutation to its bearer up to a maximum of 3 mutations. The bearer can choose to accept the blessing or resist it at a DC 15 con save.

If the bearer succumbs to the axes own disease it does not die but instead gains one mutation from this list BUT it's effect is the negative opposite. It's hitpoints are then restored and the axe satisfied for now.

See list here.

>>d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monsterlistings/humanoids/giants/aberrant/

>Ball of Ants
A tiny ball of ants. When the command word is spoken, the ball of ants will attract more and more ants, from anywhere that is out of sight, and grow until nuclear fusion occurs. There is no command word for stop.

Tracksuit of greater squat.
Let's you have a perfect balance when you squat. On anything physical.
You will be able to squat on thinnest rope, mid hurricane with perfect balance.

>any cursed items yet?
no

have a couple of trap items, but those aren't for the random list, they are fixed in the dungeon

Hands. Turns your left hand into your right, and vice versa

The Sphere of wonders!

>It's a sphere.
>People who looks at it see it as a different magical item.
>But it's just a sphere of lead. It does nothing.

A Shard Blade- cuts anything that isnt living like cutting through hot butter. When it hits something living it cuts the "soul" of the organism and renders that part useless and dead, example; cut through the arm of a person and that person's are is now useless as if the nerves were severed.
The blade can be summoned and dismissed out of and into nothingness. The blade is bonded to an individual and even if it is forcefully taken, can be summoned to the owner

>>The Cooking Pot of Aurthur Pendragon
>A mystical cooking pot. No matter what ingredients are inserted in the pot, it will create an equal amount of potato stew. This is particularly interesting to archeologists, who will pay out the nose for it, because Authur lived before potatoes were discovered.
I think I understood that reference.

I really like My Dog. A nice personal touch to an enemy, defeatist humour, and pet rock jokes galore.

Bagpipes of invisibility. Works only while played.