On the first day of Veeky Forumsmas the markets gave to me:
On the first day of Veeky Forumsmas the markets gave to me:
Tyler Morris
Henry Robinson
>12 central banks a printing
Mason Perez
11 Kikes a shilling
John Green
>10 no-coiners necking
Hunter Hernandez
10 dead cats bouncing
James Young
>9 chads holding
Connor Thomas
>8 virgins selling
Austin Ramirez
>7 unconfirmed transactions
Dylan Sullivan
>6 whales dumping
Ethan Brown
>5 Goldburgs buying
Grayson Garcia
4 linkies selling
Tyler Foster
>4 Shitcoins pumping
Luke Moore
NOPE
Asher Johnson
>3 longs liquidating
Joseph Gonzalez
3 mortgage loans
Jayden Anderson
2 market corrections within 24 hrs of each other
Angel Perez
AND ONE TULIP FOR ME!
Jackson Hughes
And a shitcoin in a pear tree
Charles Mitchell
run it in reverse order next time so it keeps going
Leo Nelson
bump
Xavier Brown
Good idea but it's not how the song goes.
Mason Thomas
DELET THIS NOW GOYIM
Wyatt Rivera
I did my best to match the syllables of the original. Enjoy:
>12 BANKERS CHEERING
>11 CASHIES LAUGHING
>10 LINKIES STINKING
>9 VERGENS MOONING
>8 FUTURES SHORTING
>7 MARKETS CLOSING
>6 CRYPTO TAX LAWS
>5 BIIIIIITCOIN FORKS
>4 ARKIES DROWNING
>3 MEMPOOLS FLOODING
>2 NORMIES CRYING
>AND A MCCAFFEE DEAD IN BELIIIIIIZE
Gabriel James
winrar
Brandon Clark
Nice
Brandon Ross
Good
Brody Bailey
Just realised it should start with:
>On the X day of Christmas, Satoshi gave to me
Michael Gray
nice job
Owen Gutierrez
Gonna need a video for this gem.
Adrian Torres
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Aiden Cruz
Merry fucking Christmas Veeky Forums!