Order of the Stick 1081 - Ill Intent

Sphinx Pox is so ridiculous it's actually great.

Hold on, hold on. There was a new OOTS only a couple days ago.

What the fuck is this sorcery? Has Burlew finally sold his soul to get his arm back in shape and that mystery-disease purged from him forever?

>Every man and woman
So V hasn't got it then. Good to know.

I hope Sphinx Pox will never be brought up again until all of a sudden in the epilogue.

He probably made a whole bunch of comics in advance, then tried to milk his fanbase by having an "injured arm". But people have been talking about it being fake and getting tired of waiting so damn long, so now he is unleashing his built up stockpile of comics. He has been done with this series for years

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Hel is hard to Thog.

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>oots!!
Hahah, nice.

Bravo

Best Thog.

Is there an archive of best thog edits somewhere?

He was drawing comics for kickstarter rewards

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That's great.

These two made me laugh out loud in math class. Nice.

Poor kitty :(

Obviously, felines are merely carriers of such a disease.
Since they can't spout riddles.

>get to the dwarven meeting
>as a precaution the clerics there Remove Disease on the party
>[ree intesifies]

>Belkar doesn't trust that they aren't already vampire-dominated and refuses
>Starts spouting riddles constantly, makes it seem like his death prophesy is coming true, Hel is going AT LEAST ONE IS GOING TO DIE
>gets over it instead
>[reee intensifies further]

We knew Hel was shit-tier at being a god, but man is she seriously shit-tier. This looks like the time the Order finally catches a break.

Burlew is turning into an updating machine. And wow, Hel is a shitty god. Couldn't even conjure up some super AIDS or something

Its probably a god rule more than Hel being shitty. Thor couldn't vaporize Durkon, only summon a storm. Hel can't give everyone a case of ebolAIDS out of nowhere, only help an existing disease spread. If she just went "haha fuck you herpes for everyone" what's to stop another god from going "haha fuck you cure disease for everyone"?

Yeah, but if she were so powerful, how come she could never send a representative to godsmoots?

IIRC, she can't have living worshipers (due to some agreement with the other gods) and any time she's tried to make a cleric out of an undead creature, they get destroyed

Being unable to have living worshipers is a pretty good reason for being weak, for that matter, if gods in OotS gain power from faith.

That was because her clerics kept getting shanked, not because Hel herself was weak.

She is one of the weaker gods, but she's still a proper god that should be perfectly capable of kicking any mortal's teeth in. She's being held back by the same thing holding the others back. Why doesn't the Dark One murder every paladin that attacks his goblins and make their lands fertile? Why did TWELVE gods sit back while hobgoblins conquered their worshipers? Why don't any of them take one glance at Redcloak's antics and nuke him from orbit?

Hel is cute

Only now I noticed how cute Hel is.

I hope the Sphinx disease was a joke and won't be a plot point. Decent update tho

You're like the people that read Worm and call Bonesaw "murdorable", aren't you?