SS13 Thread chaps?

SS13 Thread chaps?

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NICE

I have nothing to contribute but good going champ

So, where do you spehssmen play these days? Any servers that aren't shit?

For what purpose

I play nowhere these days, none of the servers interest me or have already died.

Storytime, really. Nothing like epic tales of SPESS MADNHESS involving clowns, Sec, and the tide.

Meh, i only play on TG station. I'm pretty sure its Bagil server, and im sec, barman, or HoP most of the time so i deal with a fair amount of Bullshit. Still, its alright.

>do engineer stuff
>give glubs to assistant
>nothing to do
>neat, we have a hop
>ask for all access expecting no or a pile of forms
>get all access no questions asked
>go into the bridge
>declare code red, myself captain and martial law
>make assistant an enforcer
>hop just accepts that I'm captain, gives Tim the rank
>ask MD for chloral and poly acid for interrogation
>barge into science
>two scientists doing xeno with bio suits on
>tell them one has to do rnd or else they're breaking the law
>one says Yes sir!, the other shuffles quietly into a corner
>ask for confirmation
>tells me to leave him alone
>bring him in for questioning
>delegate to assistant while i get the chems
>come back
>ask for the plan
>dropper poly acid in eyes once
>assistant finds IED in suspect's bag
>HoP questions if we're really doing the right thing
>ask him if he wants to question martial law
>he denies it
>release the suspect
>see an assistant child trespassing in research
>bring her in for questioning
>other scientist didn't do science while we were interrogating
>tell assistant to bring them in
>ask the assistant why they have combat armor and two laser rifles
>stuff everything in contraband and release them after 1 minute cell time
>bald, due to poly acid to the eyes
>assistant comes back with scientist two
>question her about their hooded coworker
>ask her who she works for
>says she's loyal to Nanotrasen, our employer
>ask why she didn't do the science like i ordered
>release them after some poly acid
>assistant found IED in bag we forgot to return
>declare them a fugitive and harboring a fugitive is PROHIBITED
>look everywhere
>meanwhile bring in engineer who shocked the doors on medical
>MD finds the interrogation tactics erotic

1/2

>meanwhile a corgi kills Ian
>hop has lost all reason to live
>arrest the dog
>cant cuff it so have to do a weird dance with stunbatons for 10 minutes
>all while ordering everyone to arrivals for the first public execution
>dog ends up slipping assistant and biting the hop before slipping in oil in the game room
>assistant and hop beat it to death
>engineer tried to escape, IED in the bag
>public beating in arrivals
>bring them to medbay once examine says severe bruising
>tell MD to patch her up
>still looking for scientist #2
>find MD in surgery
>doing surgery on the engineer
>ask some questions
>engineer replies in all caps
>begs for life and freedom
>ok i believe you, MD patch em up and get them out of here
>hop's PDA is ringing alot
>ask assistant about the hop
>hop told assistant to let scientist #2 off the hook, they're brothers
>tell hop to come to his office, assistant needs more access
>arrest them
>take PDA
>location of scientist #2 in right in the last message
>PROHIBITED
>call the shuttle, we found the tatortots
>poly acid their eyes
>hop's brother is gasping
>very low blood somehow
>start taking hops blood and injecting it into the other suspect while MD gets hemostim
>doing alright
>suddenly dies
>bring the suspects to arrivals
>engineer with spear gun and shield
>use suspects as a shield
>hop get hit with a spear
>try to do first aid
>shuttle arrives
>engineer comes back, hits me with speargun
>grab stunbaton, get pushed
>MD joins the fight at shuttle sleepers
>MD disarms engineer
>stun over, grab it and stun, inject with sleep toxin
>engineer beaten to death while i drag her to the brig
>hop died dispite the inaprovaline injection from the sleeper
>drag all the (now dead) suspects to the shuttle brig
>27 seconds on the clock

2/3

>quickly go outside for the hop's brother
>get him inside
>shuttle departs
>we did it boys, we got all the tators
>Tim Isaman the assistant gets full green text
>he was the one planting IEDs on all the suspects
>combine forces with MD and an assistant to bring him down
>rush for the heal rod while Tim tries to get his hands on guns
>heal us all
>he has shitty rad guns
>manage to stun baton him before collapsing from radiation
>MD kills him, we cheer