A law enforcer tries to apprehend your current or latest player character

I'm an escaped slave, so it's an easy lie to just say I stole something and ran away.

Slavery isn't condoned by the law, but the slavers she escaped from had a front business of a import/export business, and they could have told the police I stole from them, just to get me back.

They put us to work making knockoffs of the books and art they acquire, so they could just say I stole books or art from them.

Part of the sidestory for me is keeping away from slave catchers already, so this would just be more people to be paranoid of.

My personal goal is to accumulate enough social clout until the day I can walk into the slavers house and get them shut down. So I would just add clearing my name with the law to the list, which would naturally follow from demonstrating that they were lying to the officer, and the only property they lost the night I ran away was myself.

Being the wrong race.
Greatly enjoying being the wrong race.
Proving that his race is the wrong race no matter where one is.
Grand theft soul
Assault and battery
Assault and buggery
Attempted murder
Murder
Re-murder
Sacrilege
That's about it, I think.

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Current character is a Necessary Evil character with the powers of flight, intangibility, and invisibility (with a few other, nonrelevant powers).
Charges are rampant murder and torture (of filthy xenos and xeno sympathizers). Unless the law enforcer has some way to negate her powers, and a way to somehow predict her movements ahead of time, my character is never, ever going to be caught.

Clandestine monster hunting and building custom equipment for monster hunting.

>What're the charges?
Unlawful discharge of firearms
Breaking and entering
Possession of illegal explosives
Tax evasion
Loitering
Noise pollution
Assault and battery
False imprisonment
Illegal music downloading
Trafficking illegal munitions
Taking illegal animals across state lines (live monsters)
Robbery
Possession of raw milk

>What's the thing they've done in the past that they feel like might have now gotten the fuzz on their trail?
Killed a lot of monsters that were pretending to be human
Blown up a lot of buildings, cars, etc. in this pursuit

>Or what is it they're going to do in the future that will result to this?
See above

you said rape twice

Since I'm the DM, I'M THE ONE THO APPREHENDS!
Or, alternatively, poor Flem the Goblins life gets even worse. And Dredd doesn't really have to do anything, as Flem has already been trussed up like a Christmas ham by the party.

Rape, Murder, Arson, and Rape.

Well, this is awkward.

Shuxiang IS law enforcement. She's a magistrate and a member of the Liquid Metal Delegates, devoted to Legalism.

On the other hand: She's the daughter of Immortal Crane, the man who tried to kill the Emperor. So...yeah, likely related to that.

"1000+ charges of assault, 500+ charges of murder, 200+ charges of torturing rapists and pedophiles to death, 4000+ counts of possession of lesbian clown pornography, 5000+ counts of use of illegal supernatural phenomenon, use, sale, and production of alchemical substances, 90,000+ counts of traumatizing small children..."

"...and one count of assaulting an officer with a +5 rubber chicken of stunning."

"...there's no count of assaulting an off(WHACK)"

>lesbian clown pornography

Wait a minute... since when is that a felony? and why the hell is it only 4000 counts? Last I checked, I created my own private pocket dimension of lesbian clown porn with the amount I have.

Besides, what's wrong with lesbians and clowns?

I was going off the idea Judge Dredd is on my ass.

Chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for EVERYBODY?!

First-degree Murder
Attempted Murder
Breaking and Entering
Trespassing
Concealed Carry
Assault And Battery
Manslaughter
Theft And Burglary
Threatening Behavior
Hostage Taking
Misuse of Private Assets
Forceable Restraint
Grand Theft Wagon
Armed Robbery
Destruction of Private Property
Jaywalking
Alchemy Trafficking
Manufacture of Illegal Alchemical Drugs
Possession of Illegal Alchemical Drugs with Intent to Distribute
Illegal Enchantments of Weapons
Arson
Resisting Arrest
Destruction of Town Guard Assets
Intrusion Into Private Magical Networks
Interfering with Town Guard Bell Signals
Smuggling of Illegal Enchanted Weapons
Stopping Vehicle Traffic
Manufacture and Use of Illegal Explosives
Aiding and Abbetting Wanted Fugitives
Littering
Defacement and Destruction of Currency
Interference of Postal Services
Illegally Entering Prohibited Airspace
Use of Illegal Enchanted Ammunition
Crossing a Central Reservation
Wilful Endangerment of Innocents
Damage to Public Property
Smuggling of Illegally Obtained Property
Appropriation of Weapons of Mass Destruction
Vehicular Manslaughter
Interference With Highway property
Maritime Irregularity
Disturbing the Peace
Currency Counterfeiting
Theft and Mistreatment of Livestock
Theft and Illegal Transportation of Classified Weaponry
Violation of Geneva Convention Article 24 (Protection of Permanent Personnel)

AND FINALLY!

Square Dancing In A Round Barroom.

The Marines are already on her tail, originally for being a suspected Revolutionary sympathizer, but more recently for signing her name on a projectile that sunk a Navy Battleship.

One count of attempted murder of major religious figure.
One count of subsequent aggravated assault on same.
One count of calling same a 'persistent motherfucker' in full public view, constituting blasphemy.
Asserting that 'God willed it', constituting blasphemy and false testimony.
Numerous counts of inciting riots, disturbing the peace, and obstructing officers off the law.
One count of possession of illegal alchemical substance.
One count of turning an officer of the law permanently neon-pink with same.
Escape from lawful imprisonment.
Numerous counts of sabotage.

My character is lawful as fuck and I honestly can't think of any laws he broke.

I guess the entire party got implicated for the big wildfire the fucking wizard caused.

Yeah pretty sure that's coming under "Possession of restricted publications" 1-5 years in the cubes.

If I can pass myself off as just being short I'm probably okay.

...if they twig I'm a Dwarf and class me as a mutant I'm probably fucked.

Accidental mass manslaughter, aiding and abetting in an arson, release of a mutagenic toxic into a water supply, corporate espionage, aiding and abetting in another arson, possibly resisting arrest.

Oh, and theft of a somewhat expensive ship.

What's an Iso-Cube, anyway?

Isolation Cube. A solitary containment cell.

>Iso-Cubes are a place where sentenced criminals who commit non-capital crimes are assigned. Perps stay there until their sentence is completed, unable to leave. The room is similar to a single-dwelling apartment in a housing block except it is smaller, has less amenities, and has a secure door that only opens from the outside with a durable glass panel on the other side to maintain suicide watch as well as to remind the prisoner they are constantly being watched.

Honestly, it's not terrible (Better than a lot of modern prisons) by prison standards.

Better in a lot of ways, but still solitary which can cause all sorts of extra problems.

They may or may not have a VidScreen, not entirely sure which of those two options is the better either.

You'll have to catch me first!

>Better in a lot of ways, but still solitary which can cause all sorts of extra problems.

Oh yeah, not saying it's good. Just that for as shitty a setting as Judge Dread is in many areas it's not going to do something like 'Welcome to pound you in the ass and police brutality prison'.

I don't read a lot of Judge Dredd so correct me if I'm wrong, but I'd expect unnecessary use of force by the police to be extremely rare anyway, since afaik Judges are under even more scrutiny from the law than recular citizens.

I mean sure, their definition of "unnecessary force" isn't exactly the same as ours, but still.

For my last character. I'm probably somewhere where my past mercenary work negatively affected the government. Basically, he's an enemy combatant in a past war.

If possible I leave him alive since I'm not getting paid to make sure he doesn't get back up anymore.

If it's the current character. I probably punched a cop or something. As an android I was designed to be super American and that means making sure everyone of all races and creeds gets along. If they don't get along I beat the shit out of whoever started the fight.

This is America. We use our words or we get punched by androids. This includes law enforcement.

Assault, murder, robbery, littering, smuggling, drug possession and rape.

The last few are probably only assumed by the populace, but he being a pirate does not make him innocent in the least y'know.

Abandoning the party during combat.

In my defense, we were all fucked anyway and someone had to survive in order to warn the world about the giant fucking undead dracolich Voltron'd together out of other dead dragons. I just made sure that someone was me.

I would like to see him even attempt to arrest or put a warrant on him.

He is an Honor 8.8 Daidoji Bushi, he has bled countless times for the Emperor and his people and his body is horribly scarred for all the times that he has protected his fellow men from rioting peasants and treacherous assassins. There is nothing that he hates more than blatant disregarding the emperor's will and those who harm the defenseless.

Actually, perhaps it would be best if he challenged you to a duel for even suggesting that he is criminal scum.

Most people probably just give up.

Resisting arrest gets you a much much longer sentence than the vast majority of offenses.

Then once you start actually becoming a danger the gloves totally come off.

Fraud, Assault, punting a child into orbit, Assaulting an Officer, co-operating in theft of state secrets.

Fairly sure the Hondo City Judges will be able to deal with your antics.

Not that the Meg would have problems, they defeated a Warlord Sorcerer who summoned 7 giant demon samurai.

There is no Hondo City in Rokugan.

Are you suggesting that Rokugan is out of reach of the Law?

I'm in a few games, so here's all of them.
D&D:My current character is the ghost of a necromancer who was burned at the stake. Presumably he's arrested for the whole necromancy business, or possibly just because they're pissed the first execution didn't take.
Shadowrun: He's a shadowrunner. Murder, extortion, all the good stuff.
Vampire:Oh boy. I am really bad at thinking on my feet and can 1 hit kill mortals. Needless to say, they'll be coming for murder, and I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the party turned me in. (I kinda deserve it desu, I've fucked up a lot.)

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Yes. Rokugan has their own laws, they do not abide by what filthy gaijin say is law. Because Rokugan is under the Mandate of Heaven.

It's probably an Ordinator chasing him down for trafficking artifacts of the Bad Daedra.

Trespassing
Soliciting
Destruction of Property
Riding a Chocobo without a License
Disturbing the Peace
Public Indecency
Resisting Arrest

Probably in that order.

Rigged a pie making contest so our warlock won.

Maritime irregulary.

Necromancy, plotting of treason, "working" with the cult of the damned to destroy lorderan, Grave robbing, and "fleeing" to the future to avoid punishment.

Some explanation.
Its a Warcraft game with time shenanigans. The other player is a panderan from legion. I made an uncorrupted necromancer from warcraft 3 who just saw the Menethils as tyrants and necromancy as a tool to overthrow them to give the common man a better life. He simply saw the other members of the cult of the damned as madmen who could teach him the art.

He wasn't happy to learn that "the harmless old crazy man" destroyed his homeland "With that idiotic plagued grain idea"

Currently he's working with the bronze dragon flight to keep time on course.

First quest? Make sure the woman who delivered the plagued grain survives to do so.

Ain't that a fucking slap to the face?

Arson leading to the explosion of a sulfur mine

All the crimes. My character is a superpowered terrorist fighting against an alien-dominated world government that is kind of like Advent from XCom. Before the aliens came she was a black ops asset of an evil megacorporation specializing in infiltration and assassination. So, yeah. Good look apprehending her though. She is basically Mystique from X-Men crossed with a meatgrinder.

Being undead.

She's a Necropolitan art scholar and amateur cleric.

I'm a fan.

Didn't pay up to his superior officer during a game of poker and fucked his girl. Nothing really, but they are putting him for grand treason, robbery, murder and buggery.

My character is a 600 year old vampire, who has historically been self-employed as a monster hunter/mercenary (for specific causes). More murder counts than I can be bothered to keep track of.

>fly mounted sideways

To account for their slanted Asian penises?

Murder(falsified), Treason(actually true, Gaul's a cocksucker and he's glad he left Bellafonte), Heresy, Witchcraft, Crimes Against Nature(about 1500 counts), Consorting with Demons, Attempting to Cause the Apocalypse(not my fault), Beastiality(bullshit, she passes the Harkness test by way of DRAGON), Medical Fraud(but magic works better), Unlawful Enchanting, Consorting with Pagans, Blasphemy, Worshiping False Idols, Satanism, Sorcery, War Crimes(nuked an Azure training camp), Unlawful Distribution of Enchanted Materials, and Necromancy.

Something something the Road to Hell, Good Intentions. He's a good guy in a setting where it's kinda frowned upon.

And in the future it's likely going to be War Crimes. At least, I assume breaking the charge of a thousand-strong cavalry unit by filling the area they charge into with Gympie-Gympie, Stinging Nettle, and Bullet Ants would count as a war crime.

>Lieutenant Bar-Ackus, you are charged with Murder,

I deny the charges. I have never used lethal force except in the line of duty and in self defense before leaving my family.

>grand theft starship,

I deny the charge and you will note that the Commonwealth denies the event ever took place.

>grand theft other spacefaring vessel,

I deny the charge and note you are still referring to events the Commonwealth denies ever took place.

>public drunkenness,

I have no recollection of that.

>drunken brawling,

I have no recollection of that.

>lewd conduct

I do not conduct myself lewdly.

>and numerous counts of assault

I deny the charge, it is an obvious exaggeration of normal aggressive negotiations. Furthermore I note you are out of your jurisdiction and indeed within mine.

hmm, some of the big ones in a vague reverse order

punching the US VP in the face

sexually harrasing the Bulgarian Ambassador to the US

walking off from a failed execution (third volley of the firing squad left him still fine)

lighting stuff on fire on the white house lawn

turning up an the inauguration with enough nerve gas to kill everyone in the Mall, by accident

possibly the ultra-militarised (like with proper tanks) raid on a conversion "therapy" camp in the company of a bunch ex-soviet air force guys turned private security (died and revived during this incident, uses that to try and get out of lasting consequences of earlier acts)

shooting up a corrupt politico's convoy

burying people alive (that deserved it)

mutilating a senator (in a manner appropriate to his crimes)

walking into his school in heavy armour and carrying a 400 year old ancestral sword

walking into a UN hearing with enough nerve gas to kill everyone there (on purpose) twice

experiments with trying to execute someone by injecting them with nerve gas and trying to find the optimum time to kill them from gas bubbles in the blood stream before the neurotoxin takes effect

child solider

Dat belly button.

Tax evasion mostly

>What're the charges ?
Murder, exhibition, stealing, alcool consumption in public, drug consumption, car jacking, illegal owning of firearms, illegal use of firearm, illegal firearms, speeding at 80 mph in a school zone, using illegal vehicles, not using turn signals, counterfeiting, scamming, slavery and bad singing.

>What's the thing they've done in the past that they feel like might have now gotten the fuzz on their trail?
He's a liar, he cheats, he sells jar of dirt for booze.

>What is it they're going to do in the future that will result to this?
Showin his dick to the Bullet Farmer and helping to capture Max. This last point killed him.

RIP in Peace MCLeod. You were born australian, lived scottish, died kebab and burned viking.

...High Treason, currently in progress.
Defacing of public property.
Public indecency.
Smuggling of endangered species.