>The DM, at his wits end from endless questions on how centaurs wipe their asses and wash their rumps declares that they can all extend their arms to between 2 and 3 times normal length and swivel their waists 180 degrees.
How do you react to this new tidbit of world building?
Stretchy horse fights.
I'm laughing but also mildly horrified
Centaurs don't need to. There's a copypasta based on how horse anus is a miracle of self-cleaning biological perfection.
Besides, it sounds like you just read Titan by John Varley.
See, if your GM went to Veeky Forums more often he'd know all about horse anuses, and why they don't need to wipe
> on Veeky Forums
> unaware of the physiological marvel that is horse anuses
newfag detected
Well... I'm interested.
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Just came into this thread to say I have never seen a centaur in riot armour until now
Read Centaur Worries, you'll see so much more.