Someone stat this insane son of a bitch

Someone stat this insane son of a bitch

+20 tumblr hipster haircut

Get the fuck out.

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent, Ugly Tattoos
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

The man in the photo would literally kill you for saying that.

>a heavy fade is hipster
Dude, that hairstyle has been around since my father was a kid in the 40s, I had it myself in the 90s, why is it "hipster" now?

It's called the "Hipster Youth" because a lot of hipsters like that cut and because it is very similar to the undercut haircuts that the Hitler Youth would get

No he wouldn't. Don't be retarded.

Dude.
It's a fucking fade.
You can see where it starts light, but then gradients to longer hair on top.
This sounds more like someone grasping something to shit talk about than an actual thing.

You're right, he would just paralyse you from the neck down

I actually like the cut myself as it reminds me of doomguy's haircut and I get it myself but that's the reasoning behind it