Enchanted shower curtain

>enchanted shower curtain

>he's still trying to meme
Pity reply.

>enchanted water

>Enchanted Shower Curtain
>grants +20 on saves to resit losing your virginity

DUCE DUCE DUCE

Cursed one would be better, but it's a horrible horror cliche.

That's not even best Panzer.

The cursed one leaks a slow, steady stream of chocolate syrup when wet.

what sort of enchantment would it have?

How about if it will play back a recording of the last person to use the shower before you, but only if you've got the water set to ice cold while you shower?

DUCE IS SHIT. SHIIIIT!

No, the anime girl merely points at your crotch and laughs smugly.

I'm a Pepperoni man, myself

Which is momo

Alright bitch that's it I got some scissors, a fleshlight, and will enough to shatter Heaven

Does it glow when a masked dude with a knife is nearby?

>Shower curtain hanging outside the bath
Philistine

You will have to answer three riddles to take a shower. The riddles are always different.
If you get them right, the girl will exit the curtain and be your waifu/slave/whatever you want. They'll return to their curtain when you die or send them away. The curtain will have a different girl if any are left; if not, it'll be empty and you can take a shower without answering to riddles.
If you get them wrong, you'll turn into a cute girl and enter the curtain. The curtain is indestructible and you can chill on the beach with other curtain girls between "assignments". Ice cream is provided. So it's one path to immortality, if you are willing to pay the price.

Holy shit, so there is literally no downside.

>family member tries to use the shower curtain
>fails the riddles
>you can never get them back as they were, no matter how much you loved them

>implying I have family

>on Veeky Forums
>having family
Pick one.

Use it as a noose