Could Conor McGregor survive in your setting?
Could Conor McGregor survive in your setting?
Juan Moore
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Christian Nguyen
Stop posting about this fucker, you shitler.
Dominic Bennett
>Mommy Issues McSmallPenis
Who watches MMA?
Logan Barnes
>posts on Veeky Forums
>meanwhile McGregor is an international superstar
In all honesty, do you possess even a single thing that McGregor could conceivably be jealous of?
Daniel Sullivan
>He is 5'9'
checkand mate little manlet
Jeremiah Baker
Regular humans went extinct long ago in my setting and were replaced so no.
To give you a clue the "humans" I'm talking about can dent granite with their bare fists and run down cars.
Dominic Anderson
Almost certainly as a PC. It's hard for me to commit to killing one off.
Jackson Morris
I dont have an ass ugly tat on my chest
Nathan Evans
Wow... an interesting setting...
Blake Jones
This would be a good setting if the humans themselves were made of granite and were centcars, yes like centaurs except half of their bodies were cars explaining how they would "run" down regular cars.
Andrew Bennett
I never knew I wanted something so badly.
Brayden Carter
So what's the deal here, are you secretly 5'7 or under and trying to do some weird self delusion thing, or are you a lanklet or fat with literally nothing going for you?
Luke Anderson
>mfw manlets never change
You munchkins always say the same thing, the height is getting to your head man. Too bad your genetics came up short!
Christian Gray
Conor is definitely going to lose the Mayweather fight after watching that video.
What does he have a month left to train?
Colton Russell
>All villagers to have a match with Floyd Mayweather as a coming-of-age ritual
He gets fucking killed.
Jonathan Williams
>it's a no-rules fight
Good luck nigger.
Caleb Adams
>implying
Mayweather would one shot Mcgregor without gloves, Mayweather is faster, more precise, and has better fight smarts than that short manlet leprechaun Mcdonalds.
Cooper Collins
I'm 6'5", kid. You don't have to be short to see how obvious it is that you're typing this with tears running down your face.
Austin Phillips
I don't know anyone outside of people on Veeky Forums that would be consider 5'9 to be that bad.
Adrian Bennett
>GM: Okay Con-
>CMG: I AM TABLETOP GAMING, YEH? I RUN THIS SHIT.
>GM: Conor, it's your tur-
>CMG: LAST TOORN WAS MY TOORN. THIS TOORN IS MY TOORN. EVERY TOORN IS MY FOOKIN' TOORN, YEH?
>GM: The colossus looms over you, ready to attack. However, remember your party members have fled up the cliff and dropped down a length of ro-
>CMG: WHEN HIS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS, DEY WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK. ALL-OUT ATTACK, EIRE! (rolls)
>GM: Hm, the colossus doesn't appear visibly hurt. He attacks back, hits, damages for... (rolls) Shit, 38.
>CMG: 38? Ehrm...that puts me in crits.
>GM: I'd like to remind you-
>CMG: The boy got very lucky.
>GM: -that the rope is still there.
>CMG: I was inefficient with my action economy.
>GM: Your turn.
>CMG: We'll do it again.
>GM: No you're not, you can't damage him and next turn he'll turn you to pas-
>CMG: I'VE DECIDE TO RETIRE YOUNG. THANKS FOR THE XP. CATCH YA'S LATER.
>GM: Alright, alright, it's your funeral goof.
>CMG: EIRE! (rolls)
>GM: ...Holy shit.
>Other players: ...Holy shit.
>CMG: DOUBT ME NOW.
Seems like a good time. Would game with, tbqhwyf
John Johnson
>i'm 6'5", kid. You don't have to be short to see how obvious it is that you're typing this with tears running down your face.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy Shit you right I have tears running down my face from laughter! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuckin' shit you leprechaun sprout eatin' lollipop guild jokers are some salty ass mofos about your height HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can't make this shut up lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Carson James
rlly bro...
Zachary Martinez
NO HE FOOKIN WUDUN!
Well, it depends on the setting, plus Conor seems to have PC level luck when it comes to certain things, let's see here.
>RDA getting fucked by his weight cut before the Alvarez fight
>Nate missing his ABSOLUTELY VITAL cornerman on the rematch
>Fought Beer and Fishing Mendes rather than Full Camp Mendes
>Never had to fight Frankie
>Miraculously got the title shot over Khabib
On second thought, I take my statement back, this guy is a fucking PC with all of the abilities that give you really good luck. That's why he also seems to just knock people out all the time.
Fucking brilliant.
Cooper Perez
He's not even MMA-cool.
Dominic Jackson
Manlet McGregor is a lightweight cuck, he is a flair of the moment. Just like Ronda Rousey.
Isaac Miller
Senpai. Heavyweight in the Post-Pride and Post-USADA era is fucked. Those guys need their steroids. Lightweight is pretty much one of the best divisions at this point. Especially with how the previous lightweight stand in of Welterweight also being fucked by a crybaby champ.
Middleweight and Light heavyweight are better, though.
David Perez
He's a PC being played by a guy who - on any given game night - could be either That Guy or the best player you could hope for to get everyone else at the table hyped up.
Grayson Wood
So has the potato beat the negro or what?
Hudson Thomas
It depends on if the system has grappling rules or not.
Daniel Johnson
Heavyweight just seems bad because there are a lot of very visible fighters who got absolutely JUST'd in recent years (JDS, Arlovski, Browne). At least it's got young prospects, unlike Light Heavyweight.
Luke Turner
MIKE
Robert Turner
TYSON!!!
Angel Ramirez
>Browne
I will say it every time that bum is named. Travis Browne was never my friend.
Really, though. Heavyweight will never ever have hilariously stacked fighters like the old era. We'll never see them move like they're 80 pounds lighter or throw head kicks on a regular basis.
Luis Anderson
thython*