Why did she die?

>they
Cease this butchering of the English language at once

I type how I speak and I speak like an uneducated hick.

If'n yew got a problem with that git outta these neck o' the internets.

too much vitamin A.

thou are a faggot.

it's lupus

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Right. We should all use your preferred butchering of the English language.

It's clearly the work of them bow lovers. BAN ASSAULT BOWS!

The wine was poisoned.

That looks like a virt post

It is.

People tend to die when they get shot in the heart with a arrow; even if they are a elf.

But elves are like arrow elementals, they should be immune to arrows

There not immune; they just don't have any of there own down range when they shoot.

Why do you think you rarely see elven melee fighters? Its not because there the greatest archers and don't need them; it's just that they have so many archers they cant convince anyone to go down range when they start shooting.

broken heart

never should have trusted that bard

>Why do you think you rarely see elven melee fighters?
>All elves are proficient with swords
Good joke.

The D was too savage.

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>People tend to die when they get shot in the heart with a arrow
But what about people who wouldn't die even if you killed them?

Really shit tiger right there.
They go straight for the neck and either shake violently to break it or they hold tight and suffocate them.
They may also just go for multiple cranial blows or violent compression of the chest, again to suffocate them.

Tigers want dead prey as quickly as possible because every moment they fight and struggle with the prey is more energy wasted and chance of something going wrong.

Also, they drag prey away to an area they believe is safe, rarely would they start eating on the site of the kill because of the chances the fight just attracted the wrong kind of attention.
Go right ahead and write all the one-handed gore porn you want but you have no bloody excuse for being so shit at it.

The lack of blood is suspicious.

>>>/54347203
If you never thought that these daily elf shitposting threads aren't done by anti-elffags.

Haven't done an autopsy yet but I'm betting the arrow had a lot to do with it.

Well, fuck me

She was obviously unprepared for an attack, and was drinking on a formal or informal occasion, or maybe even alone. Sorta like presidents who don''t wear a full bomb defusal suit when they ride in their limousines.

I have no clue what this thread is about or who the bard is but I made this for you!

Come here you all and hear my story
Of Elric the Bard and his scheme most gory...

Elric was a Bard of great renown, steady were his fingers and smooth was his voice!
So amazing was he that one day soon Elric found himself the entertainment of choice!
Among who you might ask? Why the elves of the wood!
Elric would play and sing, but unknown to them he was up to no good.

After a long festive day filled with delightful melodies and sounds
Elric was asked to play his fiddle before leaving the grounds
With a dance, a flourish he suddenly fell on his tush!
And "Unexpectedly" his bow fell into a bush.

An embarrassed grin on his face and with laughter about he rushed to the bush with great haste!
Unknown to them though was a plan most cunning, creating a chance that he would not waste!

Hands moving quick causing barely a rustle,
he pulled out an arrow with nary a tussle.
And using his fiddle with strings so taut,
he notched his arrow, chaos he would wrought.

With a spin and crouch he took his aim
At the elven maiden he would soon maim!
Fingers snapped open and the arrow did fly
And with swish and a sudden thunk the maiden did die!

With a leap and dash Elric did run
as the elves finished the end of their fun!
Their laughter died down and much to their dread
Their eyes settled on the maiden her chest stained red!

Elric was gone before they could give chase
how could a human disappear with such pace?
Elric the Bard had succeed with only dirt on his tush
And so now we know to never trust a Bard especially by a bush.

There were obviously two shooters, they just don't want to tell anyone. Twin Spires was an inside job as well. Wake up, sheeple.

Because an arrow pierced multiple bloodvessels inside her body along with her lungs.

As for who fired the arrow and why they fired it my guess is:
>She was dumb enough for her family to find out that she was knocked up by a human.
>Elves have a big no-no on their women doing anything like that and only permit half-elves with a male elven parrent.

Singular 'they' is perfectly acceptable and always was until grammarians with nothing better to do tried to argue it showed 'poor style' in the mid-19th century.

>arguing about the proper use of language

How very..... french of you

>Doctor
>Doctor
>Bring me some news

And you're too late~

Looks to me like someone's got a magical realm