Best Text to Speech Device Moments?

I'm lost here. Shill?

Basically, if you like X thing that Y user does not like, then Y user will accuse you of shilling X thing whenever you try to talk about it.

Also being a Shill used to mean that you were unreasonably positive about X thing in the eye' of n possible Y anons.

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>"How this happen to meeeee."
>"But...but making new laws...is my favorite thing...." [a sadness that could never be illegalized]
>"So this Taldeer must be into beastiality."
>Imperial Fisting.
>"There's still time to warn him! I could save everyone... If there wasn't a fucking WALL IN THE WAY!"
>Decius' description of the 40K gods and why they suck.
>IT'S A SIGN FROM OUR LORD ON TERRA! EVERYONE MUST GO FUCK THEMSEEEEELVES!
>REPENT MOTHERFUCKER!
>"Oh Yeah" playing everytime Emps mention the eldar in his backstory.
>"There's a plot twist you didn't see coming. The orks were actually important all aloooooooooooooooong."

>"So this Taldeer must be into beastiality."
I forgot that one.

Partially fuck Love Can Bloom.

Everything Rogal Dorn says.

Well it is cannon...

My favorite moment is when I realized how and when Alpharius will appear.

my favorite moment was when the epick no man said nooo annd i was like xdxdxdxdxdxd hahahahahahaha wowo

Is it actually?

>VULKAN LIVES!
>Spessbook Chat Client v4.0k

>MasterOfPlans
>Grandpapa Nurgz
>IshaMe
>420BlazeMy3601337Vagick
>Gorkz is Bestest
>Morkz is Strongest
>MaliceinWonderland (B&)
>Citizen Khaine
>RIPANDTEAR

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MOTHERFUCKER

You forgot
>ICANHASGALAXY

Kitten beating tzeentch at a children's card game. I died.

I don't get it.
What am I looking at?

>cannon
>Taldeer captured and tortured to death by Kyras
Yea, no.

AWAKEN MY EMPEROR!

So far, Dorn's episode where he explains the fate of the Imperial Fists with the Iron Cage has to be one of my favourite moments.

Vulkan promised a lot , but it got me a bit cold in some parts sadly. His mind switching with the Ork mind and his reasons for not doing shit after he's introduced could have been handled better.

The Pillarstodes and Draigo are pretty hilarious in general.

Dorn is the fucking best character. And the Warp arc is great.

>I'm surprised one of those does not have "Fists" in their name.
>That is because they are absolute lunatics.
>[PURGING WITH MY KIIIIIIIIIN]

>"Nyerrg... I found a PIPE"
>[PRESENTS OFFERING TO THE OMNISSIAH]

>>"Nyerrg... I found a LIQUID NITROGEN!"

The Heresy Scene never fails to get a chuckle out of me.

youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI

>Father, are you familiar with the expression, "you are what you eat"?
>Seeing as you are behaving like an ever-growing pile of screaming psychic children.

Kitten: "What ARE rules, really?"
Tzeentch: *angry chaos god noises*

Which episode was that again?

Someone in FFG liked the fanfic enough to make it half-canon in Dark Heresy.
It happened the same with Grendel and Alice Boone.

Episode 24.

Pic related and any time Magnus gets snarky.

Thank you

its all personal preference but Kitten and Magnus are the best. Emp's shtick has run a bit dry at this point so its good they are introducing new stuff.

I get regular use out of this one.
Dorn is gold.

Emps has lasting value when you reread everything in his "living voice" (the one from where he took back Magnus' soul with poking). You get a sense of this character's power and gravitas, as well as his underlying humanity and complete narcissism.

"Nouuuu" -Rogal Dorn

This and every time the Tau are mentioned around Kitten

>MATEIFUCKINGSWEAR

>FUCKING FURRIES!?

The children's card game episodes are my favorite.
I used to love the YuGiOh anime when i was a kid, not because of the characters or the plot, but because of the actual duels themselves and how they would twist and turn. Add 40k humor to that and bitch you bet i love it!

Oh shit I had forgotten about how brutal that one was

>THIS IS GETTING ME HARDER THAN TERMINATOR ARMOR!

I love every moment the Ultramarines appear.
Especially how Papa Smurf just doesn't have fun anymore.

No, being a shill meant you were being payed to defend/promote the thing.

Anything Kaldor Draigo related

>"I have come to vanquish all daemons and low quality razors in this realm!"
>"ROADTRIP YEEAAAAAAAAAAAH"

>Fyodor: "What about Kaldor Draigo?"
>Russ: "Would ye really call him sentient?"
>Draigo: "NO!"
>Fyodor: "I'll have to agree with Draigo"

Also
>"You two clearly tread the path of the swole. Tell me, where are you hiding the protein?"

And Corvax
>"I'm sad, I wanna go back in the Box. The box doesn't judge, it just hates"
>"It shall be a regular family reunion. Awful, Awkward, and an atrocity upon family Values"
"YOU ARE WEEEEAK, CORVUS!"
>"I am aware Ferrus. Thank you"
>"Oh great, it's magnus. Saved from my Compact, Environmentally Friendly prison of Misery by a traitor"

A friend of mine is a Seamstress, and likes to make little knitted little models of characters. She recently made one of Kitten

Evolution of the word "shill:"
>originated as someone who colludes with an auctioneer to push price up
>grew to mean anyone who pretends to be a customer while being employed by a seller
>entered the Internet as above, an employee being paid to viral market a product
>people use it to mean anyone who's unusually positive about something, including a political position
>with the growing sentiment of "lul no1 on 4chim lieks anytign am i oldfag nao???", now used at anyone who says anything uncritical about any product or political position

Dragons unrelated, but always cute.

Yes, kicked for a buffer overflow.

That's pretty cool actually

With that kind of art, you can just Tell this artist draws fursmut

This. The idea of that majestic voice saying this absurd shit is hilarious
>I AM NOT GOING TO DEFINE SHIT
>GET BENT
>DROP DEAD
>POP A KNOT
>FUCK. OFF.

Cute!

You are know imaging the little black spot between his eyes is a stupid smile.

it was the smug baby faces in the background that clinched it for me

Too late, that the first thing that struck me about it

>once upon a time, I was me.

>COME AND FIST ME RO-GAL

Dorn being the straightest of straight men is usually pretty good

>I did not wish to copulate with his book father.
>I have only seen Lorgar do such a thing.
>[Glass shattering]

>DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR FISTS ARE UP TO NOW?
>One of my fists is hanging off of my arm.
>FUCKING DAMN IT.
>While the other is enshrined deep within our Fortress-Monastery of the Phalanx.
>Each new Chapter Master crowned has the right to engrave their heraldry upon the hand as tradition.
>
>I do not want that hand back anymore.

oh lord, I have to re-watch this show with that in my head

Not publicly. TwoKinds is, however, probably the longest-running furry cheesecake webcomic. Unsurprisingly, the dragons are the best characters.

Tell me, because I don't think I ever caught that.

That is adorable.

>No. While my siblings are out being lost, I came here to keep our rambling paraplegic father company. Because I love him more than any other.
Dorn is unironically best boy

Gaze upon this
youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM

>antpic version
Heresy AND the dark side of the force.

There aren't any. It's fucking stupid.

>hates show
>goes to threat that is about show he hates
Flawless logic there user

>doesn't like show
>sees thread about show
>acts like a bitch about said show
>???
>profit?
>next time ignore thread about show?

Here's a little tip for you, free of charge.

Magical pain glove, I am lost in this heretical ship, tell me what I should do.

>puts on magic pain glove
>Hand promptly falls off

Your services are no longer required

Dorn has the best snappy one-liners.

SPACE WOLVES?!

He's basically a snappy housewife at this point.

I found Stern to be thoroughly amusing.

Not him, but my guesses would be
>He's secretly Abaddon
>That one Custodes from a fucklong time back asking people if they knew who he was
>Cyberdong Techpriest
>Every single unnamed but slightly major character in the show, because all of the Alpha Legion is Alpharius, and the Alpha Legion is known to employ non-Marines

>FIRST OF ALL, DAMMIT ROGAL, YOU KNEW WHAT I MENT

so how will Emps react to Silver Kitten and chicken magnus?

A. He'll probably demand Kitten get his armor fixed.
B. So many chicken puns Magnus will go full blown Horus Heresy 2.0 Electric Boogaloo (now in stores) only with Magnus and not Horus.

>Are you sure you didn't get his number mixed up with Sly Marbo's again?
>Nope!
>how can you be sure?
>because Sly Marbo is already here!
>OH FU-
> AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

The first thing he says is: "It's about fucking time."

>"long ago, I WAS ME"
Rogal Dorn talking about his past

The DoW games are explicitly non-canon, but to be fair the FFG games might be non-canon too now.

>The DoW games are explicitly non-canon,
Wot? The Blood Ravens are canon in the large 40K universe.

>MAGNUS IS JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A YOGA CLASS AND CALM THE BALLS DOWN
>That would not work.
>DAMN IT, ROGAL, I KNOW. STOP BEING AS SENSIBLE AS A PIECE OF WOOD, YOU FISTLESS SACK OF SASSY SAUCE.
>There is no such sauce product.
>I THINK I PREFERRED IT WHEN YOU KEPT QUIET.

Also
>DO YOU CARRY WITH YOU THE KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR SONS?
>Yes.
>WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO SHARE IT WITH ME?
>Yes.
>...RIGHT NOW?
>Yes.
>.......FUCKING DO IT, THEN.

And pretty much any other time Rogal is on screen.

The whole Heretic scene.

youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI

Dude, the Blood Ravens have existed since the 1980s. They were featured in the Compendium in 1989.

Pic or it did not happen.

This is their chapter livery illustration.

>Father, are you familiar with the expression 'you are what you eat'? Seeing as you are behaving like an ever growing pile of screaming psychic children.

Rogal's sickest burn in the entire history of the Imperium and he didn't even know it or realized it.

Now, since we all agreed that this series is awesome, let's ask another question :
What are the worst moments ?