Do talking snakes make good party members?

Do talking snakes make good party members?

No because they don't give a fuck about anything expect for them self

They'll fit right in then.

yess

When janitors will start deleting shitty scaleyfag threads?

All they do is try to do is tempt you with forbidden knowledge, but they don't really know shit since they're just reptiles that eat mice or whatever

You don't want the secret knowledge of the serpents?

just dont put them in a group with women, it didnt end well last time

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How many times have we had this thread?

>inb4 this turns into another stealth Viper thread

Tell me about it.

Birds are better than snakes, and more versatile

I feel bad for snek

As long as they're using decent voders, and don't sspeak in ssnek sstalk.

Only if they know how to do the Giga Attack.

Why is Veeky Forums always shilling shrike?

Tell me your wisdom snake.
>Sssssif you ssspend the daysss sssleeping in leavessss then you will wake up at night when miccccccce are out....
>Sssssspring issss the time to look for pinkiesssss... look for them in tunnelsss and burrowssss...
>You sssshouldn't try to eat micccce when you're cold... you'll be too sssslow and they will bite the ssshhhhhit out of you...

Somewhere in his reptilian brain, the principle that snek eat bird is shitting itself.

>Tell me your wisdom snake.
ORCS ARE SHITS.
>and thus we went to war

Because they kill lots of small animals and leave their corpses impaled on spiky plants.

I know you're just fishing for this. Here.

>Tell me your wisdom snake.
Tying oneself in a knot is not a good idea.

If the rodent is too big for your mouth, it is not your rodent

It's always these threads. It's a one-line question, a stock photo, and it's been reposted 50 times.

The only question I have: is it just one dude? OP, are you the same guy that posts all of these things? Please explain yourself.

I think so

How do you handle theses talking familiars DMPCs?

Don't they get annoying to roleplay after a while?

>tell me your wisdom snake
Bring back 80sssssssspeed metal

Just don't allow them near any forbidden fruit or veggies.

The sorceress will eat whatever it is and then her and the paladin both fall.

No, they run away whenever a fight starts and then come back to eat all your food.