Oh hey look it's a big tittied shortstack that loves inventing things and shoving my dick down its throat, wowzers! So desirable! /s
Ayden Williams
Nobody fucking cares.
Michael Cox
>OP said as he tried to convince himself yet again that fapping to traps did not make him a faggot
Nolan Jackson
If you were to write an archetype that added full-initiator to a class, how much of a sacrifice would be a fair trade? If the class had a whole bunch of bonus feats, how many would they have to give up?
Anthony Taylor
>how much of a sacrifice would be a fair trade?
Everything that does not explicitly define the class.
For example, if I was to full-initiate a Paladin I would keep Smite, keep LoH and MAYBE keep the immunity effects, but everything else goes.
Nicholas Howard
I do want to do that, maybe I'll test-drive my clown race in the next adventure so they can get used to their weirdness before introducing the were-clown
There's this infamous character from one piece named Kaku who fans latched onto because of his goofy traits (a long square-shaped nose, his habit of talking like an old man, and his godlike parkour skills) People thought he might join the crew because he was a really friendly and strong guy, and filled the missing role on the crew
then it turned out he was a traitor who framed the crew for attempted murder, shot the guy fixing their ship, kidnapped a crewmate to be executed and then for good measure destroyed their ship, all while still acting incredibly friendly.
His reward for the mission was gaining a random superpower. Since many of his crewmates had lycanthropy superpowers, he had a habit of scaling buildings and the superpower was gained by eating a banana-shaped fruit people guessed he was going to be a weremonkey. However, when he finally tried out his power for the first time, his new form collapsed the floor under him. The first thing we saw was a minecraft-style giraffe falling through the ceiling.
Over the course of the fight he's basically figuring out his powers as he goes along while also trying to figure out the names for his attacks as he's using them. Despite that he picks it up quickly, performing amazing feats like exploiting his shapeshifter maleability to tactically exaggerate certain features while minimizing others, giving himself the mass distribution he needs to kick a steel-reinforced tower in half from the inside
Wyatt Perez
Is that... a space Sadida?
Kayden Anderson
Don't be silly, user. Sadidas have dark skin and green hair. And on top of that, her hips aren't wide enough.
Brayden Taylor
I'm gonna build a character I hate because I'm shit at roleplaying, I wind up playing myself without meaning to, and I hate myself.
Or I can try and play a smooth sexy character and repeatedly slam my face into the fact that I'm so far from smooth that I can't even pretend, because I'm missing whatever basic human social ability enables all other people to do so.
No wait haha I'll play a comically dumb, inept and cowardly character for laughs and have a riot, until it starts to feel like I just put my worst thoughts about myself onto a sheet of paper and condemned myself to act them out for hours.
I feel trapped and like I can't roleplay anymore help
Sebastian Ward
Waifus are trash and only people who couldn't get a real woman to fuck them would have one.
Caleb Collins
Just make a wizard. Be a nerd on his first adventure with dreams of heroism.
Jason Perez
>Sadidas I need art, stat. For research.
Nathan Wood
All you gots to do is highlight the name, right-click, and hit "search google for Sadidas!"
Aaron Fisher
So what's the status on Iron Waifus?
Julian Hughes
What good 3pp products are there not made by DDS or DSP?
Michael Scott
successful cute girls.
Carson Evans
>because I'm missing whatever basic human social ability enables all other people to do so.
I'm going to let you in on a secret, user.
90% of the "smooth moves" a sexy character puts out are entirely situational and impossible to replicate, it's just a spur-of-the-moment thing. Most of the time, a sexy character is just a normal character, and you just need to say one or two flirty or sexy things to maintain your image.
Luis Robinson
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Aaron Jones
Depends, who are the best apps?
Joshua Nelson
So I'm running a game on Tuesday and the party is a dual cursed halfings oracle with clouded vision and deaf, a kobold psychic with the psychedelia discipline, an orc druid that's some kinda weird vermin based archetype that gets a familiar, and a human ranger.
Elijah Ward
6 person party with PoW allowed and a level 3 start means that it will be a shit show. Why do people want six PC's? Especially for a text only online game
Jaxson Gray
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Oliver Butler
Avowed
Robert Davis
Cynn and Anka
Connor Cook
I don't know why you think there's only 3 types of characters to make. Social, Brainless, and... you? Maybe your third category was Smart. It sounds like playing the others was an attempt to diversify but not something you actually enjoy. And now you know? So play the smarties you love and just stop hating yourself for it I guess. And there are lots of ways to go at that.
Carter Moore
>Chanting Spells (SSDK Materials) pastebin.com/KRufM9e9 Did someone say Megumin builds, spells with attack callouts, Curved Lasers and GODSLAYING?
Is it true that boobplate is only ever used this way?
David Carter
Both Gunslingers and Kineticists of Porphyria by N.Jolly and Purple Duck Games
Masquerade Reveler by Mark Seifer
Kevin Clark
is it true that you're going to post this every day because you're an uncreative hack
Asher Roberts
What should I make for Carnal Crown?
Jaxon Smith
Boobplate is for one of two things; exceptionally large breasts (in which case it would be a bit more concave than modeled tits) or showing off.
Brayden Turner
Courtesan for the well-to-do who develops a mighty thirst for knowledge on the occult after spending a few nights in the study when her clients fall asleep.
Michael Brown
Are you actually asking or just hoping people will tell you to make a pirate lady?
Asher Cruz
>anons ask for a Godslaying campaign >GM of a listed campaign post homebrew Godslaying spells :thinking:
Benjamin Anderson
>mfw JJ used the large breasts defense for Seelah's boobplate
Wyatt Brooks
A gunslinger, so you can shoot yourself.
Carson Brooks
Oh please, you say that like it's a bad thing. If someone is prepping us a little before presenting their high level Godslayer campaign, I'm all for it.
Justin Johnson
I feel like boobplate is less egregious than... y'know.
Not wearing a damn helmet.
Jaxson Reed
Actually asking, the pirate image is unrelated.
Occult Courtesan. Not bad.
Adam Parker
>By taking damage to any one physical ability score (burn), he may create a number of effects; increase the radius of the spell by 5ft per point of burn, increase the spell's pure damage by 1d8 for every 1d8 of burn, or apply the effects of metamagic feats you know to the spell by taking burn equal to 4*their spell level adjustment (8 points of burn for Empower Spell).
Mason Diaz
Two characters does not a party make.
Grayson Baker
What does this mean? Is Intrigue GM going to run a high level Godslayer campaign as well? Is Intrigue going to BE the Godslayer campaign?
Ethan Stewart
you asked who the best apps were
Joshua Nelson
Best, not most self-shilled.
Liam Reed
But those are the best
Jayden Brooks
Friendly reminder that godslaying is for chumps, danava pillar slaying is where it's really at! >Does anyone realize that Paizo had retconned into their multiverse the concept of powerful creatures that uphold the underpinnings of reality?
>>Certain danavas have, over the eons, merged with the cruxes of the universe they oversee. These danava pillars are more powerful than normal, and destroying one would be a step toward unraveling reality itself, so they are targets for creatures like the hundun, who wish to destroy entire dimensions. Danava pillars are always 10th mythic rank, and they vary from CR 25 to 30.
>If anything, these are more important than deities. Killing, say, Sarenrae will not spell doom for Golarion's sun, let alone all suns in the Material Plane.
>Killing the danava titan connected to the Dimension of Time, on the other hand, will unravel time all over the multiverse.
>It is rather ridiculous that Paizo introduced such an important facet of their cosmology in a single bestiary entry.
Owen Ortiz
>Is Intrigue GM going to run a high level Godslayer campaign as well?
I hope!
>Is Intrigue going to BE the Godslayer campaign?
I doubt it, Godslayer should be advertised as a high-level campaign right from the start. Making a level 11 character in CharGen is different from making a level 3, and more importantly the backstories would be all wrong! I want a high-level character to write a high-level backstory!
>Occult Courtesan. Not bad.
And it's more likely than you think. Courtesans are not your common back-alley trollops, they were typically very well-learned and charismatic people. She was expected to fuck you, sure, but not until you take her out on a date so everyone could envy you.
Wyatt Reyes
>Kitsune shrine maiden that moonlights as a bartender to help pay the bills for the family shrine Retarded idea or retarded idea?
Lincoln Miller
retarded
Adam Wilson
Titans, gods, dragons, I don't really mind what the context of the campaign may be, as long as we're fighting the CR 20+ beasties with a dash of Mythic.
Adam Scott
Damn, I knew it.
I guess she'll never have to fend off the advances of the native Ulfen population that really likes her Tian heritage
Nolan Martinez
Why not just make her a bartender? Considering the habits of Kitsune, I think she'd quite like the bawdy atmosphere and access to booze.
Daniel Reyes
I liked the idea of her wanting to transition out of bartending and into adventuring, or maybe wanting to get away from the family obligations that she'd have.
Ayden Stewart
>Kitsune shitposting >Land of the Linnorm Kings campaign And we've officially come full circle to last year.
James Ortiz
Maybe she transitions into adventure by aggressively joining into the party conversation while she's serving them drinks or she convinces one of the sweeter party members through pillow talk after sharing the night.
Wyatt Sullivan
That'd work if it were a character joining a pre-established party, but most GMs seem to want to do the initial party meet-ups all at once. Cute idea though.
Liam Jenkins
I know it may not be the same, but what about a few that starts off at around Level 5, then gets tougher and eventually gives you Mythic Ranks and stuff as you gradually keep killing the withering remains of ancient Gods and heroes ala Dark Souls, until eventually you have a sick final battle atop some giant God Pillar and slay a horrible Entropy god-monster similar to Neo-Exdeath from FFV
Aaron Russell
What rings you got, bitch?
Dominic Baker
I want to be in a group with Luna "beating niggers with a can of tuna" R!