Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

Not the user you were talking to but I would like to see a new kit for...

>Havocs
>Chosen
>Cultists
>Khorne Berzerkers
>Noise Marines
>Daemon Prince with options for each god
>Chaos Lord/Sorcerer kit with loads of options
>Defiler updated
>plastic Obliterator/Mutilator kit (with better rules)
>Characters updated like was mentioned

It's a tall order for sure.

They are, your point?

Lascannon batteries. Ruins any armor and heavy infantry.

>cheap plastic kits
>no options
>WHAT DO I DO?!
Kids these days will never know the pain of cutting out metal bolters

>(X) Doubt
The arms might be set but remember that their first appearance had them with flamers so expect weapon options

Hi I'm Trevor and I play Orks. I want to have enough models for each Klan to play apocalypse size games with

The 5 shots of the Carronade gives it a good chance of killing tanks too though. And a solid D of 3 with S8 makes it more reliable than Dd6.

DG, EC, Khorne Zerkers and TS are apparently getting Havoc equivs. Khorne Zerkers will obviously be getting new kits. You're wanting dozens of new kits. Some of them are relatively recent. Like Obli/Mut.

Currently playing Orks. Getting back in after about 6-8 years out of the game.
I've just played a few games yesterday for the first time.

Just wondering, how do you guys deal with kids playing? Yesterday I was playing against a kid who wouldn't stop complaining whenever I targeted something of his even though he was the closest one to me.

Also any advice for building my Orks? Should I have more choppa or Shoota? I'm trying to go full greentide mode.

2e starter set Orks
Make moulds

Okay?

Said I wanted models not shit

You don't deal, you avoid.

Find a good game shop and make friends and get in a gaming group of similar age friends so you don't have to deal with kids.

>He doesn't read the edition

>tfw my HQ aren't metal anymore.

Sure I paid more for them but it gave them a certain weight that made them feel special

PLASTIC OVERLORD WHEN

My recently reinstated Imperial Fists

Thoughts?

++ Spearhead Detachment +1CP (Imperium - Space Marines) [85 PL, 1498pts] ++

+ HQ +

Captain Lysander [8 PL, 150pts]

+ Troops +

Tactical Squad [9 PL, 185pts]
. 7x Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Bolt pistol, Combi-plasma
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Multi-melta
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Plasma gun

+ Elites +

Dreadnought [7 PL, 139pts]: Multi-melta
. Dreadnought combat weapon w/Storm Bolter: Storm bolter

Terminator Squad [26 PL, 343pts]: Teleport Homer
. Terminator: Chainfist, Storm bolter
. Terminator: Chainfist, Storm bolter, 2x Teleport Homer
. Terminator: Power fist, Storm bolter
. Terminator: Power fist, Storm bolter
. Terminator: Power fist, Storm bolter
. Terminator Sergeant: Power sword, Storm bolter
. Terminator w/Heavy Weapon: Assault cannon, Power fist

+ Heavy Support +

Devastator Squad [11 PL, 235pts]: Armorium Cherub
. Space Marine
. Space Marine
. Space Marine
. Space Marine
. Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Chainsword
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Lascannon
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Lascannon
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Missile launcher
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Missile launcher

Devastator Squad [11 PL, 197pts]: Armorium Cherub
. Space Marine
. Space Marine
. Space Marine
. Space Marine
. Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Chainsword
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Plasma cannon
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Plasma cannon
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Heavy bolter
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Heavy bolter

Predator [9 PL, 171pts]: Predator autocannon, Two Heavy Bolters

+ Dedicated Transport +

Rhino [4 PL, 78pts]: Hunter-killer missile, Storm bolter

++ Total: [85 PL, 1498pts] ++

You paid less than failcast

fucking never, stop posting your retarded bullshit in every thread

get off Veeky Forums grandad

Ill post it everytime just for you now

I glue Icelandic coins to the bottoms of my models bases to make them feel heavier.

...

I think I still have a few Kronas lying around. Thanks for the idea.

>I don't like thing
>Keep posting thing to make other people not like thing
Filtered.

That formatting, are you serious?

To be fair to GW, there's only so many poses one can reasonably set up without there being so many small parts that the kit becomes too complex for the target market. For advanced modellers who'd be willing to remodel the arms into new poses, there's a few third party suppliers who offer flexible resin ammo belts. A quick google search found me Zinge Industries, who seem to have a lot of ammo belt options.

Please don't, nobody wants Veeky Forums to turn into Veeky Forums, with people posting the same images & comments, and the same replies to those posts, in dozens of consecutive threads.
I just checked out of morbid curiosity, and that general (you know the one) is up to #3336. What the flying fuck.

Lead shot or coins, get gluing!

What number would /40kg/ be at if we numbered it?

Go to the archive and count.

>Filtering a pic
How new are you ?

I would guess in the 4-5k range

"no"

>he doesn't know how to filter MD5s
How new are YOU?

they killed the manta bois!

Where in chinkland is this and why are you playing on a monday?

man
how did GW fuck up gunfists so fucking badly

They got it right with the gauntlets of ultramar more than twenty years ago. Just stick the guns on the side of the hand, not at some weird off-kilter angle.

Dorn fag, check
Retarded copypaste of shit tier listbuilder, check
Assblasted faggot in full denial, check

good job!

>So filtered you still read everything

Pottery

Better have been in CC or it doesn't count

This. That tiny angled gun on the captain has been triggering me to no end, now these aggressors... They look like they have dildos attached to their fists, instead of huge firearms

That doesn't even make any sense but whatever.

1877 threads titled 40k general in some form another, apparently.

That is for fucking up the other thread OP now we are stuck with the cancer thread image.

nice

I wonder which recaster he got it from?

>japs buying from chinks
I'd sooner believe it was legit

Starter army, so very basic, how will it do?

500 pts Slaanesh Daemons

HQ

Keeper of Secrets

Troops

10 Daemonettes

Fast Attack

5 Seekers

Heavy Support

Exalted Seeker Chariot

That sign at the back is in chinese, unless it's part of their mandarin ripoff thing. Damn slanteyes.

HOW DARE YOU SIR.
That gentleman of Asian persuasion saved up for MONTHS, eating only a handful of rice or small bowl of ramen a day, to pool together the million million yen to pay that model legitimately.
I say again, HOW DARE YOU.

one manta six trirrion yen. you wan buy?

You've got essentially no anti-armor, though the rending claws on most of those units will function as anti-armor on 6s in melee range. If you can tie up the stuff your opponent wants to shoot with you'll be fine, if you can't you're fucked. Use cover to your advantage.

They are all pretty obviously Japanese user.
You think on this site of all places you could recognize your asians

>500 pts
>need anti armour

Daemons get no benefit from cover. The cover bonus only effects armour saves, not cover saves.

A lot of people will be playing with a start collecting box at that level, and a lot of the start collecting boxes include a vehicle.

Nigga at 500 pts Guard fags can bring a Battalion Detachment with 40 dudes, a commissar, a company commander and 2 tanks.

Plenty of stuff in that range that anti-armor would really help against.

I don't mean stuff like ruins, I mean stuff that blocks line of sight so you can approach without getting murdered or charge around a corner to avoid overwatch. The KoS especially will really need to try to stay out of sight until it gets into combat.

1,541,39 Yen.

*blacks your path*

What do you do?

Moshi moshi Red shirt-kun!

Do what? Nigger's been hanged.

ONE AND A HALF MIRRION DOLLA

> past 4 threads
Dude just... why.

How many Japanese Animu could he have bought for that??

Install a light.

Enough.

I saw it on /tv/ in a slightly different format and thought it was hilarious

>dad obviously trying to look out for his loser kid
>kid fucks up and makes a big deal out of it pissing off mom and blowing the whole thing
Autism reigns

*invilnerable saves

Staying out of line of sight really isn't practical advice in this edition.
If he can move to see at least part of one daemonette he can gun down the whole squad and good luck hiding the keeper behind a lamppost or something.

> mirrion instead of million
> still used dolla instead of dorra
5/10 see me after class

What's the drop shop thing, and why is there 2 knights along with all the tau?

Orca and they're not Knights, retard. One is a KX139 and the other is the Stormsurge.

No, this is blowing the whole thing...

user you know what you must do.

Hi Trevor

Idea for a fluffy duo
Dreadnought with his personal jokaero weaponsmith buddy sniping shit with his twin lascannon
Unfortunately the jokaero would die immediately since it's not a character...

3 threads a day roughly
about 1000 a year
I've seen these guys being posted for at least 6 years.
Reminder that sometimes it's been mistitles "40kg" "40,000 general" "40 k general" etc. so might not reflect correctly in archives.

Waaddup Schlomo

Commissar 55
40 conscripts 120

Vulture (Heavy40) 160
Vulture (Heavy40) 160

Bottom right corner dipshit.

He probably means the clearly fucking visible imperial knights in the photo you fucking idiot

He-hey

Is it me or do the non-Phoenix Lord Eldar HQs seem kinda meh for their points?

The Autarch's re roll ability is about the only thing I really like.

y-yes ma'am

the runes are moon

Anyways the orca is the cooler part of the image. That's how you know he's most likely an OG tau dude.

>three people in screen
>DURRR MUST BE WIF DA TAU ECKS DEE

It's clearly a three way or an ally with T'au + Imperium. 0/10 made me reply.

No Heralds is dangerous, but I guess there is little you can do with 500 pt

I don't like the Exalted Chariots, I very much prefer Seeker Chariots, because they don't become useless once you get damaged.

Heralds on Seeker Chariots have less that 10 wounds, so they are not targetable, a huge base that makes their aura bigger, and are psykers.

If you are thinking that list because of the Start Collecting, remember that an Exalted Seeker Chariot kit can be build as:
Seeker Chariot + 2 Heralds on Steed + 2 Daemonettes

Why not just say:

Vulture (Heavy40) 160
Vulture (Heavy40) 160
Vulture (Heavy40) 160

If you're going to post a list no-one would take in a friendly 500pt game.

>calling people retard while actually being retarded
good job user