>Now, there are certain things you come to expect when traipsing around a place that the Adam's Family would feel right at home in. Cheesy pop music is not one of these things.
>So being the experienced, and lightly armed, mythos investigators that we are. We bravely decided to search as a group in an area as far away from the source of this music as possible.
>As is to be expected, we didn't find an awful lot in the area NOT playing suspiciously cheerful music.
>So armed with two guns, a crowbar, a sturdy table leg and, according to the professor, a priceless, but hefty, antique vase, we made our way to the upper floor. To the source of the music.
>As we got closer to the sound, the DM slowly, slowly, turned up the volume on the music whilst this large grin that grew with the music.
>Bracing ourselves for victory (a Pyrrhic victory still counts) we burst into what appeared to be a study. There was a lightless radio, a writing desk with various papers, a well-worn armchair and......nothing.
>Despite the professors protests, we had our "reformed" burglar hurl the pot at the desk. Just in case it sprouted arms and tried to eat us.
>So now a mimic was out of the question, we decided the first thing to do was turn the radio off. Because we were getting sick of the song and it would probably only lead to the horrific mauling of one party member.
>Click....radio turned off, no hands were devoured. Great Success.
>Now we were pretty sure there was only a 30% chance of death, we started routing around the room.
>Turns out our good friend Vic No.3 here kept a pretty extensive diary of his day to day activities.
>Three days ago, he began to here loud music playing outside his house at night, so he started playing Safety Dance on repeat to drown out the sound and drive away whoever was playing the music.
>Must have been pretty loud since his bedroom's two storeys up...