Single

>Single
>Make $50K a year
>25% short term capital gains tax

>Married, filling jointly
>Make $50K a year
>15% short term capital gains tax

Anyone living in commiefornia want to get hitched?

I’m also in commiefornia. This isn’t a bad idea actually. I’ve thought about this before. Just can’t tell anyone.

> meet up with bizfag
> get married secretly at town hall
> make lots of gains
> divorce once crypto market crashes
> walk away with more $ cuz less capital gains tax

>Still paying taxes
It's the current year

But if we file jointly, we'd have to split it 50/50 in the divorce. One of us is bound to be bitter about it.

> split 50/50 on paper
> buy/send Monero actual amount owed?

Gonna need something more concrete than that. What if one of us cuts and runs?

>serving in army
>free shelter and food + money
>no taxes

Californian here.

Do I have to worry about capital gains if I haven’t cashed out?

...you definitely still pay taxes in the military. You get tax free income only if you're deployed to a combat zone, but that doesn't include capital gains.

>>Single
>>Make $50K a year
% short term capital gains tax

>>Married, filling jointly
>>Make $50K a year
% short term capital gains tax
Yeah and guess who acquires these gains. Your wife right? Its a fucking jewtrap. 65% tax

you need to make a smart contract on the blockchain!

Nah just get the goyim to sign a prenup agreement so both parties coins aren't touched.

Just marry another man who's also in crypto. Live separately and just talk at tax time.

Ok bizfags, who's near Sacramento?

True. Hmm donno then

Or marry someone hodling some pinkwojakcoins, you can even offset his losses

Move to other state with no capital gains tax. Stay single. More money for hookers.

> fighting in ZOG wars

Genius.

You need to move out of the country to escape the capital gains tax. It's federal and state. New Zealand looks pretty nice...

fucking hell biz. I lost 50k in value in the big dip and you retards are talking about getting married over gains less than that. rethink your lives.

>Prenup
>Trade crypto jointly

We'd have to agree on every trade though. Seems like a hassle but it might be worth it if we like similar coins.

only if you are the bottom bitch most of the time

You'd save even more than OP. Why aren't you getting a boihaven for your taxes?

50K is my salary, aka tax bracket. Not my gains.

I'm not retarded enough to get married, ever. even to a trap with a feminine dick, the judge would take his (her) side in the divorce.

your gains count towards your tax bracket brainlet

If you are paying taxes on your crypto gains you're doing it wrong

CRYPTO WAS DESIGNED FOR YOU TO ESCAPE TAXES

a gay marriage?

it's not gay if balls are not touching

Did you read what I wrote? Yes can't escape fed capital gains tax. I wasn't talking about that. Not every state has capital gains tax.

Your capital gains don't increase your tax bracket. Your tax bracket is based on income?

>Your tax bracket is based on income?
and what would you call capital gains?