>be me >trading crypto for three days >unemployed >last night dad asks me to usher at church service >want to say no >say fuck it, don't want coal for Christmas
>today >usher first service >handing out pamphlets >see giant box of them, stash them in my waistband
>spend 4 hours in my room taping qr codes to pamphlets with "Now accepting Bitcoin donations" >hand out flyers for evening service
Am I gonna make it?
Lucas Butler
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Austin Jones
going straight to hell? oh for sure
Carson Rivera
>living with dad this board is 18+
Zachary Jackson
>trying to scam church goes you are not only getting coal for chirstmas but you are also going to hell
Ryan Fisher
Your goi g to hell so but in my option you did what I expect to happen at a church
Connor Long
>What are NEETs Do you know where you are?
Kayden Baker
fuck off bro
im still living with my mom
im 27.
ANND my gf just moved in
Josiah Myers
>Family sends $20 >Receive $0 after fees >Go to hell
Ayden Williams
>americans unironically believe in hell Quite amusing
Luke Bell
what a snake, i love it..... >one post by this ID. ugh, fuck off and die.
Ryan Young
Afghani detected
Charles Collins
how nice for you
Nathaniel Miller
>implying this board isnt populated by autistc NEETS
Charles Jackson
Europeans have abandoned their faith and core values and their women are all degenerate whores fucking niggers and doing drugs; being outbred raped and pillaged in their homelands
Not amusing at all. Quite sad.
Nolan Cox
this. im an autistic basement dweller. havent left my bedroom in months
Ayden Butler
Is zucc autistic?
Joseph Hall
Black crime and rape happens at a higher rate in America than in europe Also America started with the whole once you go black you can't go back thing And more peopl3 died in 911 than all terrorist attacks in europe
Lincoln Roberts
North America is the most jew controlled country in the world, all your values have been ground up and thrown in the tar pit by judas himself.
Samuel Foster
Unlike pure, christian white american women
Cooper Robinson
>country
:(
Parker Russell
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Joshua Collins
kek
Nathan Thomas
The scam church probably would have probably just left it to sit in their treasury anyways but Saint Nick is going to shit down your chimney this year my man.
Nathaniel Davis
>having a gf
Xavier Long
This is a finance board you know. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't make financial sense to move out as soon as you turn 18 when you're making minimum wage.
Brayden Jenkins
God will spite you.
Jason Peterson
Tfw when I got a donation already.
Gonna tithe it, avoiding hell
Brayden Johnson
>paying extortionate amounts on rent just to say you don't live with your parents Who's really winning at the end of the day?
Jacob Evans
Hell is real; it's a permanent separation from God. God doesn't put you there. You put yourself there. God loves you so much that if you ask to spend eternity without Him then He'll grant your freely arrived at choice. This isn't to say it won't be torture; it will. But the fires of Hell are stoked by God's love. Please look into this further and repent before it's too late. Warm regards brother.
Isaiah Clark
literally this but 25 just got done with postgrad moved back home during the summer, now 2 months away from moving to SF from LA
William Mitchell
>26 years old with well paying job >still live with Mom >get to support her financially while ultimately saving tens of thousands yearly on rent
William Clark
This guy reads His Bible.
Also, OP, I hope this is a larp, because it made me laugh at how ridiculously awful your actions are. Shame on you. Merry frickin' Christmas.
David Rogers
The chad that has his own place
Ryder Johnson
I will have my vengeance on you, in this life or the next.