>be me
>trading crypto for three days
>unemployed
>last night dad asks me to usher at church service
>want to say no
>say fuck it, don't want coal for Christmas
>today
>usher first service
>handing out pamphlets
>see giant box of them, stash them in my waistband
>spend 4 hours in my room taping qr codes to pamphlets with
"Now accepting Bitcoin donations"
>hand out flyers for evening service
Am I gonna make it?
...
going straight to hell? oh for sure
>living with dad
this board is 18+
>trying to scam church goes
you are not only getting coal for chirstmas but you are also going to hell
Your goi g to hell so but in my option you did what I expect to happen at a church
>What are NEETs
Do you know where you are?
fuck off bro
im still living with my mom
im 27.
ANND my gf just moved in
>Family sends $20
>Receive $0 after fees
>Go to hell
>americans unironically believe in hell
Quite amusing