What's his name again?

>Will the real Nicol Bolas, please stand up?

UNTAP
UPKEEP
DRAW

>Robotnic

Nicky B.

Benedict Cumberbatch

>You act like you've never seen a bad dragon before
>Check out the lore as you planeswalk out the door
>Start to hide out with the Kor, to avoid getting cursed
>Over in Zendikar
>It's the return of the "Oh no, it's him, start running
>He's started burning down cities and pillaging"
>And Markov said
>Nothing you idiot, he's fused to his basement.
>Ankhmotet women love Nicky B, chicka chicka chicka
>Gatewatch get sick of me
>Look at me flapping round, raising up zombie grunts
>Slaying gods and troops, "But he's the pharaoh"
>Yeah I've probably slain a couple of planes before this
>But the watch still acts like there's nothing worse
>Sometimes I just wanna go to Ravnica and let loose
>But can't
>But it's cool for Niv Miz to pretend he's Zeus

Nicholas Bolas

>bolas literally means "balls" in spanish
>as in testicles
>can never take him seriously because to me his name is Nick Balls

Nibble Bills

>>You act like you've never seen a bad dragon before

Hmmmmmmm.

This thread is patheitc.

Requesting R63 version "Nicole Bolass".

Oh user...

He's very bad.

Sorry user, they're all anthro stuff.

The Father of Machines

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I can masturbate to this.

That's why they had to slightly change the name of the Spanish version of this card.

Ghengis Fuckwings.

kek

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Wreck-It Ralph

>mfw i will never spit lyrics as fire as this

In Quebec "Nicol/Nicole" is a very very common name for aunts and sometimes grandmas. So i cant ever take him seriously because of "Auntie nicol bolas"

Big Daddy Nic

Any other Eminem songs we can do with Nicol Bolas?

same in portuguese, I believe it was translated to slave of nicol

Not sure about Nicky B, but I could see Koth doing a great rendition of Till I Collapse.

also Sarkhan doing a godawful version of youtube.com/watch?v=_uRzvlVoX1A

Nikolay Bolosov

As a not native English speak I want to ask is this even has rhyme at all?
The way I read it , it lacks it

It has rhyme, but you've got to read it to the beat of the original song it's parodying to get the effect.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y4noz_tv1ok

I see

Nicol olas

I now picture nicky on voals, locust god on guitar, scorpion banging the drums, while the locust god backgrounds it all with some electronic chittering

Eminem writes in slant rhyme
also read it while listening to the real slim shady.

>Bolas schools the Gatewatch
>Jace knows what he must do
>Find and free Sorin
>So he can remake Avacyn to battle Nicky while Jace unleashes his unintelligble beatboxing

>Sorin yelling a muffled "SAVE MEEEE" as jace beatboxes his way across Innistrad, picking up a crew of hip werewolf breakdancers.

Gisa and Geralf are the uncomfortably sensual brother and sister dancing champions, and Thallia and Odric, with the help of their spiritual dance teacher Traft have gotta take them down.

>Two critter-head gods go round the outside
>Round the outside, round the outside
>Two critter-head gods go round the outside
>Round the outside, round the outside

>Guess who's back, back again
>Nicol's back, it's the end
>Guess who's back, guess who's back
>Guess who's back, guess who's back

>I'm the greatest monster, 'cause no one wants to see human-shaped things that they call slivers
>Well if you want Nicol, this is what I'll give you, a planeswalker mixed with a highland'r
>With more fun than a spell with kicker
>Or a zombie that's been embalming so it's not brittle
>As it's razing the cities and annihilating
>All the people that the Gatewatch want to be saving (hey!)
>I know you've spending a long time waiting
>But I'm back, so it's time for devastating
>I know you tried to stop 'em Ajani
>But I still find the Gatewatch nausiating
>So drop to your knee, and give a plea
>And beg to be free, and wait to see
>If it's true that I'll spare you some mercy
>Or let you become an escapee
>So come on and dip, drop to your hips
>Bow down! Prepare the whip, and prepare your wits
>Get ready, cause it's about to get deadly
>Cause it's time for a live game of Em-tee-gee!

Underrated

Can Shadyposting be the new Baneposting?

Sandra Bollas

Guillotine Gorilla

>Now this looks like a scheme for me
>So everybody, just bow to me
>'cause we need another atrocity
>'cause it feels so empty without me
>I said this looks like a scheme for me
>So everybody, just bow to me
>'cause we need another atrocity
>'cause it feels so empty without me

I tried. I'm not either of the lyric posters.

Tricky Nicky the Draco-dicky.

yeah lol

Imagine being Bolas in that set and having to be all like "damn, Bontu, you fuckin' fine, all playable with your indestructible body and horrific useless activated ability. I would totally play you, both as a Planeswalker and as a Legendary Creature." when all he really wants to do is read another book in his cave. Like seriously imagine having to be Bolas and not only sit on the throne while Bontu flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the collapsing pyramids barely concealing her summoning sickness and crocodile head, and just sit there, play after play, hour after hour, while she perfected that attack. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on the plane tells her Black's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CARD ADVANTAGE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gator face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been manipulating nothing but a healthy diet of Alarans and Madarans and later alleged Tarkirans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Dominaria. You've never even seen anything this fucking unplayable before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her reptilian stomach as she sucks it in to attack her sister, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "ambitious (for that is what she calls herself)" servitude, the servitude she worked so hard for with personal viziers in the previous months. And then R&D calls for another set, and you know you could kill every single person on this plane before MaRo could put you on the ban list, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bolas. You're not going to lose your future spinoff format over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Nicol Bolas is the hero we need.

>slave of balls

Dunkelzahn

What flavor of pasta is this?

>rule 63 bolas

I'm working on a vidya shmup bullet hell game in which you play as a dragon.

My pixel artist modeled the dragon design after Bolas (but blue), since he was a fan of MTG art and wanted to do something with a slightly more humanoid figure.

Recently we've started sketching concepts for a (very anime) female human-form that appears in the ending. And "Moe Bolas" has been in the back of my mind ever since.

I wonder if they already decided an egyptian theme for Bolas when they gave him that pharaoh chin/beard long ago.

I think it's originally Bruce Jenner pasta

So he killed Jace, right?

Mindraped him into amnesia and booted his ass to some random plane (Azatlan).

He seems to enjoy mindfucking Jace.

A friend of mine once bought a Leonin Bola for a nickle and then immediately tried to sell it for thirty dollars.

What a dick

> trying to sell a nickle bola at the same price as Nicol Bolas
> not awesome

Lofwyr

His name is Nicoooooool Bolas.
Ta ta ra ta.
Ta ta ra ta.
Get rekt Gatewatch cunts, die, die die.

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Alexander Hamilton

My name is Alexander Hamilton.

Nicol "When Grixis appears you'll see no more Queers" Bolas
Nicol "Omar Mateen probably played Green" Bolas
Nicol "Only Faggots play White and they die in my sight" Bolas
Nicol "Blue Black and Red make GRIDs victims dead" Bolas
Nicol "Turning White Decks into vegetables" Bolas
Nicol "Riffle Shuffle your Deck or I'll Fuck you to Death" Bolas
Nicol "Jace is a Queer and I'll give him Amperes" Bolas
Nicol "Markov would be less gay if Red and Blue did he play" Bolas