Ork Klan creation thread

Oi ya gitz, its time fer anuvva Ork klan kreation tread!

Klan or Freeboota? (d10)

Rolled 3 (1d10)

'ERE WE GO BOYZ!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

What is wrong with that boy's face?

We'z a proppa klan allroight!

>Pick a color ya git! (d100)

Rolled 6 (1d100)

Red (da fastest)
We'z speedy loik dem speed freaks

We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Speshul boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)

Rolled 7 (1d10)

XTRA SPESHUL

Weirboy! Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)

Rolled 19 (1d100)

Krumped loads o' 'umies!

>Gork or Mork? (d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Tork, the god of mek-boys.

Wrong! Deyz both good, ya squighead!

>'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)

Rolled 9 (1d10)

We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.

'ow big are da boyz boss? (d10)

Rolled 3 (1d10)

dice+1d10

Rolled 9 (1d10)

We'z Weird, We'z Big, and We's gonna do it.

'Are boys are da roight and proppa size!

>See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)

Rolled 32 (1d100)

Da pointy-hed pansyboyz

>See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)

Rolled 28 (1d100)

We need to make up our mind

Da pointy-hed pansyboyz

I..I ez confuzed? 'Are dey gonna be krumped or not?

Re roll?

yeah, re-roll

Rolled 45 (1d100)

DEN REROLL YA GITZ!

Itz dem pansyboys agen! Re-rull agen!

This is bullshit

Rolled 14 (1d100)

Rolled 95 (1d100)

I swear ta Gork, if I get dem panzy boiz again imma krump everfing I see.

Ovva Orks

Dey fink dey 'are betta den uz?! Den letz make em refink dat!

>We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Stabby time

Choppy Boyz

>Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)

Rolled 96 (1d100)

Meant for

A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?

>Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)

Rolled 9 (1d10)

Made some 'uge piles of it

Allroight, dats da entiure table! Now letz fluff dis ere out!

Okay so we are friends with the space elves, we beat the hell out of some humans, we looted some crisis mechs despite being melee heavy heavy and our main enemy is other orks so that's probably where we get our numbers so i think we should start with the weirdboy

We're melee heavy, we loot meks, we go fast, you know what we are?

We'z Knoights.

Our Weirdboy waz named Murlin and we've made a big pile o' mechs we call Kamelots.

Also our space elf friends could be the fey that got us such sweet kit. The Knoights o' da Roundish Scrap o' Metal.

There's probably a Farseer who pretends to be the Lady of the Lake to influence the klan.

>Listen up ya grotz, ya gotta have Shiv-al-ree when you're out krumpin gitz. Else wise you'z is just the same as dem, krumpin wit out honnah.
>Does that mean we gotz to be noble and curt-eouz?
>No it don't you git, it meanz you gotta carry 'round shivs! How'z you gonna chop some git if you don't got yer shivz?!

Weirdboss morkin dreamkrumpa: Not much is known of the ork know as morkin dreamkrumpa except for his insanely powerful psychic ability,his strange affinity for eldar, his high rank within the "court" of the WAAAGH and the recent attacks on human and tau worlds that he played a instrumental part in.although there are some theories in the inquisition that he is the true power behind the throne in Waaaagh!ardarm,

>Of the many choppas in the Chiefs collection, none is more feared than Excaligoff. This massive blade is wreathed in an ethereal blue energy and is said to have been loot from his battle with a strange foe in a lake.